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by Anonymous / 06/03/2012 at 1:50am / United States (New Jersey) / Health
Today, it was snowing, and the campus looked just lovely. I sat on a nearby window ledge to enjoy the view. I was joined by a girl who looked fascinated as well, so I decided to make small talk. She nodded, smiled wistfully, and said, "There's herpes in the air today." FML
by intheairtonight / 04/25/2012 at 2:22am / United States (Minnesota) / Intimacy
Today, while lying in bed, I heard a strange grating noise coming from the hallway. After recovering from my initial assumption that it was a poltergeist come to murder me and steal my liver, I went out to investigate. It was there that I discovered my bulldog casually eating into the wall. FML
by Baustigt / 04/10/2012 at 6:48am / Australia (Western Australia) / Animals
by Anonymous / 04/08/2012 at 2:55pm / United States (California) / Kids
Today, my dad told me it would be fine to use the mounting tape he'd bought to place paintings up in my newly painted room. I did, but after deciding I wanted to move a painting and pulling it off the wall, the wall came with it. Back to square one. FML
by Anonymous / 04/01/2012 at 11:59pm / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
by GetHardOrGoHome / 03/31/2012 at 12:22am / United States (Ohio) / Health
Today, my dad informed me that my prom dress makes me look chubby from the side, gives me "back fat", and that I wouldn't want to go to prom looking like that. I tried to ignore his hurtful comments and tell myself I was beautiful. Then the clasp broke. FML
by Winx / 03/16/2012 at 3:13am / United States (Alaska) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/29/2012 at 5:07am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by dis_bee_leaf / 02/13/2012 at 11:27am / Canada / Miscellaneous
by Kevin / 02/13/2012 at 1:00am / United States / Love
Today, I was using a restroom when I heard someone sneeze. I said, "Bless you." It happened again about three times, so I repeated myself each time. I then noticed it was an automatic air freshener. FML
by coleslaw / 02/03/2012 at 12:25am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by INeedMoney / 01/28/2012 at 12:58am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Money
Today, I started my new job as a dishwasher, and was very excited since I've been broke for weeks. A few people dined and dashed, apparently for the first time in the restaurant's history. My boss is superstitious. She fired me. FML
by broke / 01/17/2012 at 11:08am / Canada (Ontario) / Work
Today, I'll be sleeping in my car for umpteenth time this year, because my psychotic wife is again convinced that I'm sleeping with practically every woman in my state. I'm too broke to pay for a divorce, and too embarrassed to go to a friend's house. FML
by agony / 12/16/2011 at 10:29pm / United States (New York) / Love
Today, after changing his mind 3 times, my long distance fiancé told me he wasn't coming to see me for Thanksgiving. Out of anger, I threw his clothes, car magazines, and whatever else I could find in a huge, messy pile. During this, he walked into the room. He was going to surprise me. FML
by Anon / 11/22/2011 at 8:53pm / United States / Love
- Today, I got a mosquito bite on my chest. Due to a severe allergic reaction it has swollen my left… Today, my neighbor turned down his loud music that he's been playing for months, only to turn on a… Today, I was getting everything ready for mine and my husband's first wedding anniversary. Flowers,…