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  • Birth Date : Saturday 10 May 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 9809
  • Number of comments : 36
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 67 posted

About winterforever97 : i love my boyfriend and my best friends, i'm a huge music lover. i don't judge at all. blah blah blah, the end.

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winterforever97's favorite FMLs

Today, I surprised my four year old daughter with a stuffed dinosaur. She named it 'Horny.' FML

#17145702
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36505) - you deserved it (7819)

On 07/17/2011 at 3:14am - kids - by douglas - United States (Washington)

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML

#17131113
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37461) - you deserved it (5682)

On 07/16/2011 at 1:38am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, while at my job at a Christian summer camp, I overheard one of the kids swearing. I politely said, "Please, only speak as Jesus would." He paused for a moment and replied, "Go to hell." FML

#17109395
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19677) - you deserved it (47057)

On 07/14/2011 at 4:14pm - work - by sbutler (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, while at my job at a Christian summer camp, I overheard one of the kids swearing. I politely said, "Please, only speak as Jesus would." He paused for a moment and replied, "Go to hell." FML

#17109395
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19677) - you deserved it (47057)

On 07/14/2011 at 4:14pm - work - by sbutler (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I walked in on my father and brother attempting to harmonize their farts. FML

#17109341
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31109) - you deserved it (5255)

On 07/14/2011 at 4:09pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, my friends and I went to the park for some planking. Trying to find a daring spot, I climbed a tree and laid down on a branch. While I was waiting for my friends to take a picture, the branch gave out. FML

#17108827
263 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9245) - you deserved it (55241)

On 07/14/2011 at 3:17pm - misc - by Stephanie - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend fingered me. He never cuts his nails. It felt like I was getting intimate with Wolverine. FML

#17107547
295 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50351) - you deserved it (14845)

On 07/14/2011 at 12:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were making out while she was laying on me. Her little brother walked in, saw us and yelled, "Mom they're swallowing each other!" FML

#17068940
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28566) - you deserved it (22974)

On 07/11/2011 at 5:08pm - intimacy - by tony456 (man) - United States (Vermont)

Today, while babysitting a five year old, I found a cartoon called Metalocalypse for him to watch while I made dinner. I didn't realize it was an "adult" cartoon until afterwards. He watched a whole episode about a clown with a cocaine problem. FML

#17067732
425 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13625) - you deserved it (52800)

On 07/11/2011 at 3:21pm - kids - by dummy (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I got home from work to find my house covered in graffiti dicks, the windows smashed, the front lawn entirely ripped up, and my letter box containing dog shit. I also found a note taped to the door saying, "Suck on this Darren". Darren is my next door neighbor. FML

#17063070
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59385) - you deserved it (3045)

On 07/11/2011 at 3:42am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was invited into a group chat on Skype. Everyone ignored everything I said, so I got pissed and started yelling at them. Then I realised my microphone wasn't plugged in right. FML

#17055624
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8801) - you deserved it (51879)

On 07/10/2011 at 5:41pm - misc - by Canuckster (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was robbed by a guy wearing a ninja turtle costume. FML

#17044811
287 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40383) - you deserved it (6218)

On 07/09/2011 at 8:19pm - money - by Lame (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I realized I have no life after I created a fake Facebook account, posted an insulting message on my wall, and then engaged in a vicious argument with it, just so I could impress my friends. FML

#17026908
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10317) - you deserved it (52061)

On 07/08/2011 at 10:57am - misc - by jen - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my drunk father chased me down the street with my little brother's light saber screaming, "Come back Yoda! Teach me how to use the force!" FML

#17023204
262 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36222) - you deserved it (4357)

On 07/08/2011 at 1:23am - misc - by Yoda (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, while at the beach, I was mistaken for Snooki. FML

#17013138
402 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47518) - you deserved it (25777)

On 07/07/2011 at 11:12am - misc - by Unknown - United States (Missouri)



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