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winterforever97
  • Town/Country : Portland, Maine, United States
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  • Birth Date : Saturday 10 May 1997 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 6170
  • Number of comments : 36
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 56 posted

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Today, my dog was watching me and started to have a hard-on, for half an hour. FML

#20
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I agree, your life sucks (41639) - you deserved it (7155)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:29am - animals - by aXel -

Today, the bank I use lost 5 billion. FML

#19
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I agree, your life sucks (67977) - you deserved it (10043)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:29am - money - by Marco -

Today, I got braces fitted. For the next two years, I'll be the most handsome guy on earth. FML

#12
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I agree, your life sucks (46193) - you deserved it (20529)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:23am - misc - by bym -

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

#8
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On 10/13/2008 at 4:20am - misc - by mehdi -

Today, at the cinema, I sat next to a guy who couldn’t stand a minute without laughing or making comments about the film. FML

#7
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On 10/13/2008 at 4:19am - misc - by Cyberdeeder -

Today, in class, I was sitting next to the guy that I fancy. Shyly, I write our initials (L and A) into a heart on his hand to see his reaction. He said, "I love Los Angeles too!" FML

#6
435 comments

I agree, your life sucks (82282) - you deserved it (37694)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:19am - love - by mocass’1 (woman) - France

Today, in class, I was sitting next to the guy that I fancy. Shyly, I write our initials (L and A) into a heart on his hand to see his reaction. He said, "I love Los Angeles too!" FML

#6
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On 10/13/2008 at 4:19am - love - by mocass’1 (woman) - France

Today, in class, I was sitting next to the guy that I fancy. Shyly, I write our initials (L and A) into a heart on his hand to see his reaction. He said, "I love Los Angeles too!" FML

#6
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I agree, your life sucks (82282) - you deserved it (37694)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:19am - love - by mocass’1 (woman) - France



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