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  • Birth Date : Saturday 10 May 1997 (17 years)
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  • Number of visits : 6934
  • Number of comments : 36
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 56 posted

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Today, I realized that my ex has REALLY dumped me for a video game. And he will not change his mind. FML

#239
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36075) - you deserved it (5278)

On 11/07/2008 at 1:33am - love - by Choum - Sent from mobile version

Today, my wisdom teeth decided to come in. I didn't know that being wise could hurt so much. FML

#234
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26818) - you deserved it (8473)

On 11/06/2008 at 8:39am - health - by little tooth - Sent from mobile version

Today, while on holiday in England, a cute boy came up and asked where I'm from. When I said Paris, he gave a look and said, "Oh, strange, I always thought Parisians were the most beautiful women in the world." FML

#233
45 comments

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On 11/06/2008 at 8:01am - love - by frog - United Kingdom (London)

Today, as I was taking my three year old daughter home from daycare, she asked where her daddy was. I tried to tell her that I was her father, but she answered, "No, not you! My other daddy!" I've got some talking to do tonight. FML

#142
52 comments

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On 10/29/2008 at 7:57am - kids - by LifeSucks - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I told a friend that he looked smarter with his glasses on. He took them off and said "oh, and now you look more handsome". FML

#141
38 comments

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On 10/29/2008 at 7:08am - misc - by loser - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today, they finally took my braces off. 7 hours later I fell off my bike and chipped my tooth. FML

#138
45 comments

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On 10/29/2008 at 6:09am - health - by Noname - Slovenia (Bohinj)

Today, I farted A LOT during my exam, all silent so I figured I should be OK. Then I looked around and everybody was suffocating and giving me sly looks. I am now known to everyone in the department as SuperFart. FML

#105
48 comments

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On 10/27/2008 at 8:13pm - misc - by Hth - United States (Delaware)

Today, I am supposed to be doing my homework. Instead, I'm wasting my time on here. Yeah, it's kinda my fault. FML

#94
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13545) - you deserved it (100661)

On 10/27/2008 at 10:53am - misc - by me - United States (New York)

Today, I went to a friend's wedding. I took stupid photos all day long and when came the moment that the bride entered the church, my battery died. FML

#73
26 comments

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On 10/26/2008 at 11:27pm - misc - by Erasmus - France (Haute-Normandie)

Today, in the early hours of the morning, a worker started drilling the road right in front of my window. He stopped 5 minutes before my alarm clock rang. FML

#71
27 comments

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On 10/26/2008 at 10:22pm - misc - by Noalixah - Finland (Southern Finland)

Today, while at the dinner table, my grandmother told me she backed over a cat. FML

#65
33 comments

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On 10/26/2008 at 5:20pm - animals - by Noname - United States (Alabama)

Today, I yelled out while I was asleep. However, I was sleeping during a very important meeting with customers and my boss. FML

#61
43 comments

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On 10/26/2008 at 12:04pm - work - by Shameonme - Morocco

Today, I went to see a movie with the girl I've liked for months. After the commercials, she told me she had to go to the ladies room. She never came back. FML

#40
57 comments

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On 10/25/2008 at 12:56pm - love - by Lo -

Today, I tried to pick up two girls by asking them what time it was. They burst out laughing. FML

#38
63 comments

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On 10/25/2008 at 12:55pm - love - by SweeT -

Today, my dog was watching me and started to have a hard-on, for half an hour. FML

#20
54 comments

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:29am - animals - by aXel -



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