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  • Birth Date : Saturday 10 May 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 8762
  • Number of comments : 36
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 67 posted

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winterforever97's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend's dad offered me $100 to break up with his daughter. I eagerly replied "no", but my girlfriend grabbed the money and said, "deal." FML

#13079046
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34279) - you deserved it (3211)

On 09/16/2010 at 9:30pm - love - by ccblock (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my dog used my stomach as a trampoline to jump onto the couch. I wouldn't have minded so much if I wasn't still recovering from having my appendix removed. FML

#13074561
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31598) - you deserved it (2571)

On 09/16/2010 at 2:50pm - health - by hmb - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I told my 3 year old daughter to behave or I'd spank her. She looked right at me and said "Bring it." FML

#13026235
417 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31758) - you deserved it (28417)

On 09/12/2010 at 9:38pm - kids - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I noticed I give myself pep-talks when I'm lonely. FML

#13010749
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21953) - you deserved it (5460)

On 09/11/2010 at 10:31pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I had diarrhea in a Walmart bathroom for 15 minutes. Apparently, so did the guy in the stall next to me. He attempted to make small talk to pass the time. FML

#13005012
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29168) - you deserved it (3175)

On 09/11/2010 at 2:59pm - misc - by wantontsu -

Today, after a few months of my neighbors friend parking outside his house and honking until he came outside, I happened to be out doing lawn work. I politely screamed "STOP HONKING YOUR F***ING HORN!" To which they responded by moving in front of MY house and holding down their horn. I hate people. FML

#12930514
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32730) - you deserved it (15254)

On 09/06/2010 at 6:45am - misc - by Myself - United States

Today, I was talking to my crush on MSN. She was telling me how her friend had passed away recently. I had two chats open and accidentally replied, "That's hilarious." FML

#12887848
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17277) - you deserved it (35825)

On 09/03/2010 at 4:51pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my mom told me I was conceived on Halloween. She thought it would be funny to say "Let's just say your dad was not wearing his ghost costume." She then winked. I am now scarred for life. FML

#12874867
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26369) - you deserved it (3939)

On 09/02/2010 at 8:29pm - intimacy - by anonymous.. (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had a stomach virus. I tried to make myself throw up to feel better. My long nails sliced open my throat from the inside, and I threw up blood. FML

#12869426
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12155) - you deserved it (54326)

On 09/02/2010 at 12:03pm - health - by Sickie. (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my dad walked in on me singing "Bohemian Rhapsody", while spinning in circles with the cat in my arms. I thought I was home alone. FML

#12797830
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12657) - you deserved it (26303)

On 08/29/2010 at 12:54am - animals - by Hobbsie - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend told me that he gets the same amount of entertainment out of tickling me and having sex with me, and he likes the tickling noises better. FML

#12782161
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24757) - you deserved it (6734)

On 08/28/2010 at 1:49am - intimacy - by JessykaB - United States

Today, I superglued my headphones back together. They weren't dry before I put them back in my ears. FML

Today, my girlfriend and I were role playing when her mum walked past the slightly open door, saw me, and chased me out of the house for stealing her baby's innocence. I was only wearing a red speedo. FML

#12775979
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12156) - you deserved it (33502)

On 08/27/2010 at 7:16pm - intimacy - by yeah - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my new girlfriend, with whom I have not had sex, showed me her collection of sex toys. She picked up one approximately the size of my forearm and said "This one is my favorite" now I'm scared for her to see me naked. FML

#12768681
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41565) - you deserved it (4510)

On 08/27/2010 at 5:15am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, while trying to give an immunization to a "special" 13-year-old, I got spit on, kicked, almost bitten, and had a chair thrown at me. When it was all over, I flinched when the patient tried to hug me. Her mom called me a "b*tch" and I later found out she wasn't a "special" child. FML

#12767492
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34119) - you deserved it (3374)

On 08/27/2010 at 2:49am - work - by atetoeate (woman) - United States (Washington)



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