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winterforever97

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  • Birth Date : Saturday 10 May 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 11511
  • Number of comments : 40
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 78 posted

About winterforever97 : music, cuddling, hanging out with friends, sleeping, watching movies, fishing, gore, marijuana, nature.... fucking rad man.

my username here is so stupid, i was 12 ok.

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winterforever97's favorite FMLs

Today, I spent 3 hours trying to read my dog's mind. FML

#19361987
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7010) - you deserved it (36680)

On 03/28/2012 at 2:57am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I learned why the phrase "seafood taco salad" terrifies everyone in the school's cafeteria. What happened to me after eating it made Saw III look like a Disney movie. FML

#19352692
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22006) - you deserved it (3627)

On 03/26/2012 at 6:21pm - health - by Mandy - United States

Today, things started to heat up in the bedroom. Not in a sexual way, though; the lamp caught fire. FML

#19349740
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26932) - you deserved it (2759)

On 03/26/2012 at 5:11am - intimacy - by pmek - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I had to re-grade a student's assignments because neither he, nor his parents can read "Spanish." I'd written in cursive. FML

#19324505
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27809) - you deserved it (3607)

On 03/22/2012 at 1:13am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I was waiting for a call from a job I had applied for. When the phone rang, I ran as fast I could up the stairs, falling and slamming my shin on the way. The call? It was a woman asking me, "Hi, do you have time to learn about our lord Jesus Christ?" FML

#19324398
23 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23416) - you deserved it (5190)

On 03/22/2012 at 12:56am - work - by Atheist (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I found out why teenage boys have "Keep out" and "Please knock" signs on their bedroom doors. FML

#19305643
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10304) - you deserved it (47034)

On 03/19/2012 at 1:49am - intimacy - by ari - United States

Today, I watched as my step-dad put locks on my window, because he's convinced that I've been sneaking out at night. All my mom did was casually remark that I'm fucked if there's ever a fire. FML

#19301577
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29596) - you deserved it (2775)

On 03/18/2012 at 4:02pm - misc - by Rapunzel (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents. Her huge, ex-Marine father took me out back, saying he wanted to show me something. That something was a machete. He savagely buried it in a tree stump and said, "Son, if you break my daughter's heart, that'll be your dick." FML

#19279132
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33306) - you deserved it (5886)

On 03/14/2012 at 9:06pm - intimacy - by PUA - United States (Georgia)

Today, I got burned, all because the toaster scared me while I was holding a pot of boiling water. FML

#19237523
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21357) - you deserved it (6311)

On 03/08/2012 at 2:13am - misc - by thatchick3333 - United States (California)

Today, I asked my boss for a raise. He gave me a cupcake. FML

#19235270
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21345) - you deserved it (3338)

On 03/07/2012 at 8:08pm - work - by Janitor (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, I told my fiancé I wanted to hear something romantic. He said, "My dick loves your mouth." I guess that's as good as it's going to get. FML

#19231360
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26157) - you deserved it (6136)

On 03/07/2012 at 1:16am - intimacy - by Sharibabi65 (woman) - United States

Today, I thought I was home alone, so I started singing to my cat. After a half hour of this, I finally stopped. Then I heard applauding. I turned around to find my parents standing in my doorway. FML

#19227433
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11776) - you deserved it (19213)

On 03/06/2012 at 2:54pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I choked on a gummy bear and ended up in the emergency room. The first thing the doctor said to me was, "Well, that must have been 'beary' uncomfortable." The entire room burst into laughter. FML

#19222956
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25494) - you deserved it (7748)

On 03/05/2012 at 7:43pm - health - by Kayla - United States

Today, a stuffed ferret was the latest addition to the list of weird items my colleagues have found in our rubbish tip, and that they put in my office. The list also includes explicit fetish porn playing cards, live ammo and dead pheasants, to name a few. I need a new job. FML

#19220268
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19881) - you deserved it (2315)

On 03/05/2012 at 11:36am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Gateshead)

Today, a stuffed ferret was the latest addition to the list of weird items my colleagues have found in our rubbish tip, and that they put in my office. The list also includes explicit fetish porn playing cards, live ammo and dead pheasants, to name a few. I need a new job. FML

#19220268
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19881) - you deserved it (2315)

On 03/05/2012 at 11:36am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Gateshead)



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