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  • Birth Date : Saturday 10 May 1997 (17 years)
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  • Number of visits : 7559
  • Number of comments : 36
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 56 posted

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Today, my two year old girl said "motherfucker". Everyone laughed, even her grandparents. Our family is insane. FML

#446
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27732) - you deserved it (8132)

On 12/03/2008 at 11:39pm - kids - by Noname - Sent from mobile version

Today, in front of a hospital, I noticed that an old lady was having trouble lighting her cigarette because she had Parkison's. So I went to help her to light it up and she then started chatting with me and told me she had lung cancer. FML

#440
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22930) - you deserved it (5953)

On 12/03/2008 at 1:11am - health - by Anto - Sent from mobile version

Today, my philosophy teacher asked me about my parents. I replied that my mum was a cleaner and my dad was a bus driver. In an astonished voice, she said, "But, you're clever..." FML

#434
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30010) - you deserved it (1884)

On 12/02/2008 at 1:32am - misc - by lamb-chop - Sent from mobile version

Today, I had an important interview. On the way there, I stopped in front of a car window to look at my reflection, checking I didn't have salad stuck between my teeth. Having pulled several faces, I realised that there were two girls inside the car, cracking up with laughter. FML

#419
22 comments

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On 11/30/2008 at 5:51am - misc - by Groom - Sent from mobile version

Today, I learnt that the girl with who I've being going out for 6 months, has been sleeping with every guy around except one. Guess who? FML

#379
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36713) - you deserved it (3070)

On 11/24/2008 at 1:08am - love - by lectro - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went to rent a DVD with my 85-year-old grandpa. I was walking around and then realized I was alone. I looked for him for quite a while until I finally found him open-mouthed in the porn section. FML

#356
54 comments

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On 11/21/2008 at 7:53am - misc - by Kourou - Sent from mobile version

Today, I had a date with a girl. Wanting to make a good impression, I spend a lot of time getting ready and by the time I get to the place we were supposed to meet she isn't there anymore. I call her to see where she is. She's in bed with another guy and says "I was REALLY waiting for you". FML

#331
35 comments

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On 11/18/2008 at 11:54am - love - by zevil - Peru (Lima)

Today, when I threw away my cigarette out of the car window, the wind blew it back in again. My trousers got completely burnt. FML

#327
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7410) - you deserved it (61249)

On 11/18/2008 at 5:37am - misc - by brebis - Sent from mobile version

Today, I drank a beer that I thought was mine, it wasn't and someone had put out their cigarette in it. FML

#757
18 comments

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On 11/15/2008 at 10:36pm - health - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, I ate at a friend's house. Her 5-year-old son, who was at the table with us, looked at me and said quietly, "You're ugly." My friend told him off, causing him to cry, and shout, "But she isn't pretty!" FML

#301
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51459) - you deserved it (4415)

On 11/13/2008 at 11:16pm - kids - by mimo - Sent from mobile version

Today, my son forgot to log out of MSN. He had written, "When am I getting out of this place?" and his username was "mother fucker". FML

#293
60 comments

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On 11/13/2008 at 1:51am - kids - by syle - Sent from mobile version

Today, I'm 20 and I'm going bald. FML

#277
85 comments

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On 11/11/2008 at 3:32am - health - by Blazouta - Sent from mobile version

Today, my company was having a huge party. I got to work dressed in my best outfit. At the the lunch break my boss told me, "You really missed out on something yesterday, it was great fun!" FML

#274
21 comments

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On 11/11/2008 at 1:53am - work - by SMV - Sent from mobile version

Today, whilst brushing my teeth, I fell asleep poking myself in the eye with my toothbrush. FML

#258
36 comments

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On 11/09/2008 at 4:18am - health - by Noname - Sent from mobile version

Today, for the 25th time, an Indian called my cell phone asking for 'Pinkie'. I don't know who the hell Pinkie is, but I don't appreciate people calling wrong numbers while I'm having it off. FML

#249
72 comments

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On 11/07/2008 at 8:07pm - misc - by Hth - United States (Delaware)



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