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About winterforever97 : i love my boyfriend and my best friends, i'm a huge music lover. i don't judge at all. blah blah blah, the end.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
What'cha looking at?
You have put three pictures on your profile, not necessarily pictures of your profile.
Today , I was working te drive-tru at McDonalds , and as I andd out a Diet coke to te customer , te man startd growling and yelld "HULK SMASH!" He smasd te cup wit two fists and drove off. I was drencd in soda. FML
Today, boyfriend told mehy he stood me up last night instead of coming over to visit. Apparently me telling him I couldn't wait 4 him to do naughty things to me turned him off, and made him feel like a piece of meat. real FML
Today, I was unbelievably horny so I sent a kinky text message to a boy I really like, only to recieve the reply, "Not tonight, I'm raging Minecraft, having a wank, an going to sleep!! Try again tomorrow." FML
Today , I was having a nice dream inhich a beautiful butterfly flew by me and got stuck in mah hair , fluttering its wings against mah neck . Then I woke up and realizd the "butterfly" stuck in mah hair was actually a giant wood roach . FML
Friday 27 March 2015