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  • Birth Date : Saturday 10 May 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 7713
  • Number of comments : 36
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 56 posted

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Today, I was reading the end of my book. I turn the page and see, written at the top: "Lauren kills Paul in the end... You shouldn't have pissed me off." It was from my sister, we had a fight yesterday. FML

#594
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19789) - you deserved it (6108)

On 12/25/2008 at 7:57am - misc - by poupi - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boss asked me "can I give you some constructive criticism?". I said yes. He tells me "Your work is really shit. You have no talent and I can't figure out why I hired you." FML

#576
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24729) - you deserved it (3033)

On 12/22/2008 at 11:18pm - work - by crapules - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was browsing the internet and I found a picture of my girlfriend on uglypeople.com. FML

#568
76 comments

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On 12/21/2008 at 8:44pm - intimacy - by HeatoN - Germany (Berlin)

Today, I'm 65 years old, and I've been given a bottle of wine produced in the year I was born. The wine tastes foul; not a good omen. FML

#563
33 comments

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On 12/21/2008 at 7:14am - misc - by Phil - Sent from mobile version

Today, Father Christmas touched my ass in a shopping mall. I'm a bit worried about what's going to happen on Christmas Day. FML

#559
36 comments

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On 12/21/2008 at 12:04am - misc - by Loola - Sent from mobile version

Today, I opened a packet of cereal and it exploded on my keyboard; now, my keyboard crackles. FML

#556
50 comments

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On 12/20/2008 at 3:16am - misc - by Rabzouz - Sent from mobile version

Today, it's my birthday. It's 6.30 pm. I'm still the only person aware of what day it is. FML

#543
49 comments

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On 12/18/2008 at 6:46am - misc - by poorgary - Sent from mobile version

Today, I bought "Angus, thongs and perfect snogging" on DVD. FML

#542
106 comments

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On 12/18/2008 at 3:30am - misc - by Wickls - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I found the password to my boyfriend's MSN account. I was listed in the "booty call" category. FML

#525
45 comments

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On 12/16/2008 at 2:05am - love - by Gen - Sent from mobile version

Today, I wanted to see if the frying pan was hot. I no longer have fingerprints. FML

#518
111 comments

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On 12/15/2008 at 12:36am - misc - by bip - Sent from mobile version

Today, at the Eurostar customs, an officer asked me if I had packed my luggage myself. I teasingly answered "No, I was helped by a member of Al Qaeda." which earned me a body and luggage search and a missed train. FML

#510
106 comments

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On 12/14/2008 at 12:15am - misc - by Behemoth2 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I help myself to a piece of a cake brought by guests at a birthday party. I don't like it much so I discreetly attempt to give it to the girl next to me. I ask her "Do you want some? It's sort of disgusting." She replies: "Thanks, I made it." FML

#506
38 comments

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On 12/13/2008 at 1:54am - misc - by Nawel - Sent from mobile version

Today, I argued with a boy from school over a girl. I didn't know he was a black belt judoka. I'm still in pain. FML

#492
50 comments

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On 12/11/2008 at 5:40am - misc - by Pfff - Sent from mobile version

Today, on the bus, a young high school boy sat down next to me and started to chat me up. I thought it was cute until he asked me which high school I was attending. I'm 27, I'm married, I have a child. FML

#483
135 comments

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On 12/09/2008 at 11:58pm - kids - by Rita - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was working and eating. I was so tired that I crunched my pen and crushed my chocolate-filled pastry on my exercise book. FML

#479
23 comments

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On 12/09/2008 at 8:50am - misc - by Heyme - Sent from mobile version



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