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  • Birth Date : Saturday 10 May 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 9569
  • Number of comments : 36
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 67 posted

About winterforever97 : i love my boyfriend and my best friends, i'm a huge music lover. i don't judge at all. blah blah blah, the end.

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winterforever97's favorite FMLs

Today, I walked around 4 ours wit a post-it on my back reading "I JUST HAD SEX!" My boyfriend stuck it on me. FML

#16846296
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36609) - you deserved it (7653)

On 06/25/2011 at 4:39am - intimacy - by suxx - United States (New Jersey)

Today , I was working te drive-tru at McDonalds , and as I andd out a Diet coke to te customer , te man startd growling and yelld "HULK SMASH!" He smasd te cup wit two fists and drove off. I was drencd in soda. FML

#16827191
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36717) - you deserved it (4596)

On 06/24/2011 at 12:46am - work - by Sam (man) - Canada (Alberta)

2day mah five year old niece decidd to wake me up by shoving blasting earphones in mah ears!! Five hours later I can still hear Justin Bieber shrieking "Baby"!!

#16800264
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34660) - you deserved it (4930)

On 06/22/2011 at 2:37pm - kids - by my ears are dying - United States

Today, I lerened how to wolf-whistle properly, an then lerenedhat it feels lyk to be slapped on the head . fat FML

#16796718
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8977) - you deserved it (30933)

On 06/22/2011 at 9:31am - misc - by youknowwhatitis - Australia (South Australia)

today I paintd my daughter's bedroom . When I wasn't paying attention, the cat walkd through the paint tray . There are now Barney purple paw prints all over the house . FML

#16728173
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24453) - you deserved it (8444)

On 06/18/2011 at 12:10pm - animals - by Barney - United States (Indiana)

Today, boyfriend told mehy he stood me up last night instead of coming over to visit. Apparently me telling him I couldn't wait 4 him to do naughty things to me turned him off, and made him feel like a piece of meat. real FML

#16717127
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34776) - you deserved it (10347)

On 06/17/2011 at 7:32pm - intimacy - by Willow - United States

YESTERDAY I SPENT A FULL OUR WORKING ON MA BRITIS ACCENT!! FML

#16707397
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9000) - you deserved it (36608)

On 06/17/2011 at 3:32am - misc - by seriouslybored (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was unbelievably horny so I sent a kinky text message to a boy I really like, only to recieve the reply, "Not tonight, I'm raging Minecraft, having a wank, an going to sleep!! Try again tomorrow." FML

#16667115
300 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36848) - you deserved it (14282)

On 06/14/2011 at 9:17pm - intimacy - by Username - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

Today , I was having a nice dream inhich a beautiful butterfly flew by me and got stuck in mah hair , fluttering its wings against mah neck . Then I woke up and realizd the "butterfly" stuck in mah hair was actually a giant wood roach . FML

#16632330
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40852) - you deserved it (2932)

On 06/12/2011 at 7:33pm - animals - by Jenievonteese (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today mah five year old daughter cummed up to me and told me she wanted to be a nun. When I askedhy she replied ( So I won't get mah heart broken by a boy. ) FML

#16607799
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38296) - you deserved it (7380)

On 06/11/2011 at 7:12am - kids - by julia - United States (Massachusetts)

Taday I spent fifteen minute looking 4 mah phone in mah car before I realizd I was using it as a flashlight. FML

#16579288
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14796) - you deserved it (56359)

On 06/09/2011 at 2:30pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, my boyfriend an I were making out when he sweetly whispered in my ear "it's not gonna suck itself." FML

#16541898
264 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46864) - you deserved it (11987)

On 06/07/2011 at 2:51am - intimacy - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend an I were making out when he sweetly whispered in my ear "it's not gonna suck itself." FML

#16541898
264 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46864) - you deserved it (11987)

On 06/07/2011 at 2:51am - intimacy - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today , I had to explain to boyfriend that fist pumping during sex is not romantic . FML

#16525505
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39680) - you deserved it (6250)

On 06/06/2011 at 3:44am - intimacy - by ... - Australia (Queensland)

Today... Twilight once again won all the awards at MTV... beating out Inception... Toy Story looool 3... Harry Potter... etc. This is MY generation. FML

#16524791
577 comments

I agree, your life sucks (97328) - you deserved it (10765)

On 06/06/2011 at 2:27am - misc - by KillMeNow (woman) - United States (California)



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