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  • Birth Date : Saturday 10 May 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 9946
  • Number of comments : 36
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 67 posted

About winterforever97 : i love my boyfriend and my best friends, i'm a huge music lover. i don't judge at all. blah blah blah, the end.

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winterforever97's favorite FMLs

Today, my friends and I ran through a flock of resting seagulls. The birds took to the skies and chased after us, covering us in shit. FML

#17773363
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8357) - you deserved it (46423)

On 09/18/2011 at 4:17pm - animals - by shithead (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, on my way to a concert, some guy told me I had cool sunglasses. I was about to thank him until he punched me in the face. I woke up with no sunglasses and no ticket. FML

Today, my five year old ran down the street wearing nothing but flip flops, Star Wars underwear, and a baseball helmet. He was swinging a badminton racket while screaming "THIS IS SPARTA!" My neighbors watched laughing as I had to run after him down the street in my pajamas. FML

#17767423
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31446) - you deserved it (8501)

On 09/17/2011 at 9:20pm - kids - by awesomekidsmum - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I will be sleeping in my aunt and uncle's living room. It is 90 degrees. There is an air conditioner but if you turn it on, the raccoons living in the wall will get pissed off and try to claw through the wall. Only five more nights sweating my balls off or imagining racoons having angry sex. FML

Today, I was brutally run over by a man in a wheelchair. FML

#17757817
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24221) - you deserved it (3553)

On 09/16/2011 at 1:26pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while teaching my high school class about astronomy, I showed them a picture of earth from space. One girl raised her hand, and asked me what the "white things" were. In other words, clouds. FML

#17757259
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24544) - you deserved it (2651)

On 09/16/2011 at 10:42am - kids - by Smart - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. His response was, "Thank god, finally." FML

#17757165
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26402) - you deserved it (8193)

On 09/16/2011 at 10:10am - love - by Cora - United States

Today, my mom decided to only speak to me through our pet cat. FML

#17755908
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22322) - you deserved it (2421)

On 09/16/2011 at 1:40am - animals - by izu - United States

Today, it was my first day at school in the United States. Being from France, my French accent is really strong. After being made fun of all day, I met someone from Montreal. I was so excited and said, "Parlez-vous Français?" And his response? "HUH?!" FML

#17754164
282 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28547) - you deserved it (5677)

On 09/15/2011 at 9:42pm - misc - by Frenchgirl (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I got a call from my daughter's school saying that she had beat someone up. She's 4. FML

#17746655
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28048) - you deserved it (5617)

On 09/14/2011 at 8:21pm - kids - by unknown - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate and his friends using my bass clarinet to smoke weed. FML

#17742835
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31891) - you deserved it (5206)

On 09/14/2011 at 7:06am - misc - by funnymanjoe - United States (Illinois)

Today, while taking a stroll in the park, a kid walked up to me and asked, "Do you believe in unicorns?" I answered, "No." He dunked his ice cream cone on my head, laughed hysterically, and ran off screaming, "BELIEVE!" FML

#17737717
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28163) - you deserved it (11515)

On 09/13/2011 at 5:21pm - misc - by unicorn - United States (Georgia)

Today, while taking a stroll in the park, a kid walked up to me and asked, "Do you believe in unicorns?" I answered, "No." He dunked his ice cream cone on my head, laughed hysterically, and ran off screaming, "BELIEVE!" FML

#17737717
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28163) - you deserved it (11515)

On 09/13/2011 at 5:21pm - misc - by unicorn - United States (Georgia)

Today, while at the beach, my little brother's hat blew off. I chased after it before I completely lost sight and realized I was no match for the wind. I get back and he's wearing the hat. I chased a fucking trash bag for a mile thinking it was his hat. FML

#17729862
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23020) - you deserved it (9706)

On 09/12/2011 at 6:32pm - misc - by justhereforlaughs (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I realized that the place that my brothers and I would find soggy balloons and blow them up when we were younger is where the prostitutes take their clients. We were blowing up used condoms for a good part of our childhood. FML

#17727595
398 comments

I agree, your life sucks (89390) - you deserved it (13961)

On 09/12/2011 at 12:15pm - intimacy - by IbetIgotAIDS (man) - United States (Kentucky)



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