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  • Birth Date : Saturday 10 May 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 11038
  • Number of comments : 37
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 71 posted

About winterforever97 : music, cuddling, hanging out with friends, sleeping, watching movies, fishing, gore, marijuana, nature.... fucking rad man.

my username here is so stupid, i was 12 ok.

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winterforever97's favorite FMLs

Today, I discovered that for the last six months my mother has been leaving my TV on FOX while I sleep, in the hope that my subconscious will absorb it and turn me into "a morally-upright human being". FML

#18529063
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27688) - you deserved it (4581)

On 12/16/2011 at 5:02pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, two American guys attacked me for not speaking their language. I'm from England, and they said I'm speaking my own language wrong. FML

#18525821
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38396) - you deserved it (6490)

On 12/16/2011 at 3:50am - misc - by Brit - Reserved

Today, I talked to my dad about joining the military. He got up, laughed, and said, "As if the army would accept a pussy like you." FML

#18524767
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30104) - you deserved it (6031)

On 12/16/2011 at 12:30am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I'd had it with my mom's addiction to weed, so I told her to choose between me or the weed. I'm currently looking on Craigslist for an apartment. FML

#18523921
363 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34538) - you deserved it (12328)

On 12/15/2011 at 10:55pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had a dream in which I was arguing with my mom. In the dream, she threatened to hit me, and I told her I'd do it myself. I reared back and knocked the crap out of myself. I'm awake now, and my jaw still hurts. FML

#18519378
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24886) - you deserved it (5597)

On 12/15/2011 at 12:30pm - misc - by Grubendol - United States (Louisiana)

Today, my mother hacked my Facebook and broke up with my boyfriend and pretended to be me. She told him if he ever talks to me again, she'll call the cops. FML

#18518838
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37416) - you deserved it (3629)

On 12/15/2011 at 10:20am - love - by NinjaWafflesx (woman) - United States

Today, a Karate dojo opened under my apartment. It's like living in a Bruce Lee movie. FML

#18516583
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23115) - you deserved it (2888)

On 12/15/2011 at 12:09am - misc - by rattlingfloorboards (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blow job. I thought it was going great and I was doing a good job, until he told me to "stop chomping on it like it's a hot dog." FML

#18513189
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20929) - you deserved it (26230)

On 12/14/2011 at 6:12pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my husband changed the voice on my car's GPS to Mr T's. I don't know how to change it back. I've been saying, "I pity the fool" over and over again ever since. FML

#18510240
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20985) - you deserved it (4978)

On 12/14/2011 at 9:06am - misc - by annoyed (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my husband changed the voice on my car's GPS to Mr T's. I don't know how to change it back. I've been saying, "I pity the fool" over and over again ever since. FML

#18510240
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20985) - you deserved it (4978)

On 12/14/2011 at 9:06am - misc - by annoyed (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I accidentally called my cute boss "babe." I now have to pretend it's what I call everyone, and start calling all my coworkers "babe." FML

#18508459
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14097) - you deserved it (30703)

On 12/14/2011 at 12:18am - work - by Shelly - United States (California)

Today, as part of my job as a performer, I had to show off my skills with a switchblade in front of an audience. A kid shot a rubber band at me. I then needed stitches. FML

#18501912
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28672) - you deserved it (2844)

On 12/13/2011 at 9:00am - work - by Anonymous - Malaysia

Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend took me to dinner and near the end, he pulled out a long, rectangular box. Thinking it was a necklace, I got very excited. It was a wand. FML

#18501609
299 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27051) - you deserved it (16387)

On 12/13/2011 at 7:26am - love - by reallyman__639 - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, a creepy old guy on the bus asked me if I wanted to "lick it." When I said no, he tried to convince me by telling me that "it tastes good." FML

#18496344
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31905) - you deserved it (2664)

On 12/12/2011 at 6:17pm - intimacy - by flowerchildd2 - United States (Colorado)

Today, I sat on the kitchen counter in my boxers for ten minutes running my feet under hot water. Why? Because my dad thought it would be funny to superglue my feet together. FML

#18491637
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29545) - you deserved it (2735)

On 12/12/2011 at 1:38am - misc - by lucas - United States (Alaska)



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