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  • Birth Date : Saturday 10 May 1997 (17 years)
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  • Number of visits : 8309
  • Number of comments : 36
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 56 posted

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Today, I enjoy reading this site and other people's suffering just to feel better about my own life. FML

#818
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25692) - you deserved it (7006)

On 01/08/2009 at 3:32am - misc - by sampaloompy - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, at the supermarket everybody was staring at me. After ten minutes, I realized that my umbrella was still open. FML

#708
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14262) - you deserved it (15772)

On 01/05/2009 at 5:45am - misc - by didi - Sent from mobile version

Today, I sent a text message to this girl I've been flirting with for a while now saying "How about coffee?". To which she answered "Great idea, I'll go and make myself one right now". FML

#705
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21716) - you deserved it (2773)

On 01/05/2009 at 1:16am - love - by Charly - Sent from mobile version

Today, I tried to play with my Wii using the TV remote. FML

#704
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6111) - you deserved it (25920)

On 01/04/2009 at 10:57pm - misc - by Rush Snake - Sent from mobile version

Today, well, last night, I told my girlfriend that I'm a light sleeper, and that the slightest disturbance will wake me up. As a result, this morning when I looked in the mirror I noticed a bunch of stuff written all over my body, like "You see, you didn't wake up!", "Nor now!". FML

#703
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7520) - you deserved it (27854)

On 01/04/2009 at 10:33pm - love - by titou - Sent from mobile version

Today, at a rehearsal, a friend poked me: "My mother is in the orchestra, guess who she is!" I jokingly answer: "Erm…The fat singer?". It was. FML

#699
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7759) - you deserved it (21216)

On 01/04/2009 at 5:15am - misc - by LadyJane - Sent from mobile version

Today, I celebrated the new year. Alone. FML

#648
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19078) - you deserved it (4467)

On 01/01/2009 at 1:22am - misc - by Nick Nameous - United States (California)

Today, my wife and I both have blond hair and blue eyes, we just had a red headed son. FML

#767
376 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36015) - you deserved it (7645)

On 12/31/2008 at 10:45pm - kids - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, the incredibly handsome, talented, hilarious, and intelligent man that I've fallen head over heels like no other for is gay. FML

#764
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23469) - you deserved it (3560)

On 12/31/2008 at 1:03pm - love - by Noname - Sent from mobile version

Today, my first (and only true) date ended with the girl saying "Thanks for dinner, I was hungry - and oh, by the way, I'm a lesbian". FML

#763
25 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27220) - you deserved it (1948)

On 12/30/2008 at 10:21pm - love - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, while pumping gas, I stopped to think about what a failure my life is, and how badly I've treated people in my past. While deep in thought, I accidentally pulled the gas pump out too far and covered myself with gasoline. FML

#636
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9395) - you deserved it (20719)

On 12/30/2008 at 1:00pm - misc - by MikeMoosey - United States (California)

Today, after going to college for 5 years to become an architect I discover my plumber makes more than I do. FML

#761
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20437) - you deserved it (3051)

On 12/30/2008 at 6:16am - work - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, as a prank I shook my girlfriend's can of soda. I hadn't noticed that it was already open. FML

#632
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4421) - you deserved it (45237)

On 12/30/2008 at 6:14am - misc - by Simon - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was quietly having a bath when I felt something fall onto my shoulder blade. I glanced over my shoulder and saw what I thought were huge black spider legs. I screamed, completely hysterical, and I threw myself violently against a wall. It was my hair. FML

#606
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34765) - you deserved it (20963)

On 12/26/2008 at 11:07pm - misc - by noname - Sent from mobile version

Today, I dressed in my sexiest clothes to meet my new boyfriend at a restaurant. As I was a bit early, I took the opportunity to smoke a cigarette outside while I waited. The restaurant owner came out and said, "Hey, you. Go and 'work' somewhere else, please." FML

#600
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22161) - you deserved it (16303)

On 12/26/2008 at 1:32am - misc - by Lola - Sent from mobile version



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