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  • Birth Date : Saturday 10 May 1997 (17 years)
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Today, in class, I asked my teacher for a "rubber". I didn't realise that in America "rubber" doesn't mean "eraser", it means condom. FML

#2256
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59149) - you deserved it (7824)

On 01/22/2009 at 7:42pm - intimacy - by TheEnglishOne - United States (California)

Today, I met a girl who had a deeper voice than I do. FML

#2119
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18706) - you deserved it (3507)

On 01/21/2009 at 7:44pm - misc - by Daryll - United States (California)

Today, I sliced my arm open on the weekend, patched it with a fabric bandaid. Had an allergic reaction to the bandaid, arm now swollen, blistering and keeping-me-awake itchy. Pharmacist's advice? "Oooh, that looks bad. Better put a bandaid on that." FML

#1959
24 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24206) - you deserved it (1963)

On 01/20/2009 at 8:08pm - health - by sore - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I woke up with a hangover, but went to school anyway without showering, applying makeup, and still wearing my pajama bottoms. While taking the subway, I bumped into my ex-boyfriend who I hadn't seen a year. His new girlfriend looked at me and said, "You look... tired." FML

#1930
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9655) - you deserved it (18664)

On 01/20/2009 at 4:38pm - misc - by babygurl69 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I tried buying a video game that was rated "M - for mature". The Cashier told me "you have to be 17 to buy this game". I didn't have any ID on me. I'm 25. FML

#1541
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19334) - you deserved it (3480)

On 01/18/2009 at 5:24am - misc - by Noname - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I logged on to Facebook for the first time in nine days. No new notifications. FML

#1529
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20022) - you deserved it (7754)

On 01/18/2009 at 12:22am - misc - by zuut - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, at a party, I watched the guy I've liked for AGES come out of a bedroom with one of my gay male friends. They were in there for a while. FML

#1485
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23574) - you deserved it (2483)

On 01/17/2009 at 6:17pm - love - by C2 - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, in class, I volunteered to read a poem out loud. I accidentally said "circumcised" instead of "circumscribed". I don't think I"ll be volunteering to read anything more. FML

#1446
20 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14979) - you deserved it (3845)

On 01/17/2009 at 10:49am - misc - by EpicFail - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I was walking with my girlfriend, when she walked ahead of me cat-walk style, turned around and said, "Do you think I could model?" I blurted out, "Yes... for a plus-size clothing line." FML

#1434
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5905) - you deserved it (47476)

On 01/17/2009 at 8:15am - love - by FailMan - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I spent four hours practicing funny voices. I have literally nothing better to do all day. FML

#1292
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15046) - you deserved it (7308)

On 01/15/2009 at 6:26pm - misc - by Mystery LeRale - United States (Maryland)

Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML

#1091
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24369) - you deserved it (7270)

On 01/14/2009 at 8:09am - love - by Mr. Shawzy - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, a work colleague announced that she is organising a bit of a party. She says, in front of everyone, that I'm not invited to "avoid ruining the vibe". FML

#1030
24 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19319) - you deserved it (2152)

On 01/13/2009 at 11:43am - work - by Plush - Sent from mobile version

Today, I threw a rock in the air and watched it soar. And watched it come back down and hit me in the face. Gravity. FML

#1028
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5810) - you deserved it (44649)

On 01/13/2009 at 10:01am - misc - by Gale - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my mother bought me Mickey Mouse shaped burgers for my dinner. I'm 19. FML

#998
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15786) - you deserved it (5739)

On 01/12/2009 at 10:56am - misc - by ana9 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I fell asleep on the train, totally wiped out after last night's party, which involved lots of booze and spicy Indian food. I wake up and notice a small boy staring at me, so I smiled at him. He turned to his father and said, "Daddy, the farting man has just woken up." FML

#947
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19961) - you deserved it (7959)

On 01/10/2009 at 9:11pm - kids - by mark - Sent from mobile version



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