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This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
One ring to rule them all
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Today, in class, I volunteered to read a poem out loud. I accidentally said "circumcised" instead of "circumscribed". I don't think I"ll be volunteering to read anything more. FML
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On 01/17/2009 at 10:49am - misc - by EpicFail - United States (New Hampshire)
Today, I was walking with my girlfriend, when she walked ahead of me cat-walk style, turned around and said, "Do you think I could model?" I blurted out, "Yes... for a plus-size clothing line." FML
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On 01/17/2009 at 8:15am - love - by FailMan - United States (Connecticut)
Today, I spent four hours practicing funny voices. I have literally nothing better to do all day. FML
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On 01/15/2009 at 6:26pm - misc - by Mystery LeRale - United States (Maryland)
Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML
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On 01/14/2009 at 8:09am - love - by Mr. Shawzy - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, a work colleague announced that she is organising a bit of a party. She says, in front of everyone, that I'm not invited to "avoid ruining the vibe". FML
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On 01/13/2009 at 11:43am - work - by Plush - Sent from mobile version
Today, I threw a rock in the air and watched it soar. And watched it come back down and hit me in the face. Gravity. FML
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On 01/13/2009 at 10:01am - misc - by Gale - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, my mother bought me Mickey Mouse shaped burgers for my dinner. I'm 19. FML
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On 01/12/2009 at 10:56am - misc - by ana9 - Sent from mobile version
Today, I fell asleep on the train, totally wiped out after last night's party, which involved lots of booze and spicy Indian food. I wake up and notice a small boy staring at me, so I smiled at him. He turned to his father and said, "Daddy, the farting man has just woken up." FML
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On 01/10/2009 at 9:11pm - kids - by mark - Sent from mobile version
Today, I enjoy reading this site and other people's suffering just to feel better about my own life. FML
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On 01/08/2009 at 3:32am - misc - by sampaloompy - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, at the supermarket everybody was staring at me. After ten minutes, I realized that my umbrella was still open. FML
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On 01/05/2009 at 5:45am - misc - by didi - Sent from mobile version
Today, I sent a text message to this girl I've been flirting with for a while now saying "How about coffee?". To which she answered "Great idea, I'll go and make myself one right now". FML
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On 01/05/2009 at 1:16am - love - by Charly - Sent from mobile version
Today, I tried to play with my Wii using the TV remote. FML
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On 01/04/2009 at 10:57pm - misc - by Rush Snake - Sent from mobile version
Today, well, last night, I told my girlfriend that I'm a light sleeper, and that the slightest disturbance will wake me up. As a result, this morning when I looked in the mirror I noticed a bunch of stuff written all over my body, like "You see, you didn't wake up!", "Nor now!". FML
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On 01/04/2009 at 10:33pm - love - by titou - Sent from mobile version
Today, at a rehearsal, a friend poked me: "My mother is in the orchestra, guess who she is!" I jokingly answer: "Erm…The fat singer?". It was. FML
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On 01/04/2009 at 5:15am - misc - by LadyJane - Sent from mobile version
Today, I celebrated the new year. Alone. FML
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On 01/01/2009 at 1:22am - misc - by Nick Nameous - United States (California)
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