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  • Birth Date : Saturday 10 May 1997 (17 years)
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  • Number of visits : 6858
  • Number of comments : 36
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 56 posted

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Today, I was running to the bus stop to catch the bus. The bus driver smiled, waved, and drove away without letting me get on. FML

#7793
24 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30929) - you deserved it (2272)

On 02/04/2009 at 11:06am - misc - by seriously?? - United States (Florida)

Today, I told my girlfriend that I didn't feel wanted. Then she talked about how her cat puked on the carpet. FML

#7578
20 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25975) - you deserved it (2801)

On 02/04/2009 at 9:18am - love - by constantine (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was singing to my cat and she reached up and put her paw over my mouth. FML

#7370
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19598) - you deserved it (33592)

On 02/04/2009 at 6:23am - animals - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my friend's son asked me how much coke costs in this place. I told him "about a dollar?" He said "wow, that's really cheap for blow." He's 10. FML

#6869
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32974) - you deserved it (2554)

On 02/03/2009 at 6:55pm - kids - by Morgan (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I walked in the snow and saw some kid slip. I laughed and felt good about myself. Then I fell. FML

#6753
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4852) - you deserved it (60681)

On 02/03/2009 at 5:56pm - misc - by WestboroBC (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I am going to an event where I will be meeting quite a few people who will be excellent contacts in my future career. Since I wanted to make a good impression, I did the whole makeup and grooming thing before setting out, I accidentally removed about half my left eyebrow. FML

#5776
19 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13923) - you deserved it (5454)

On 02/02/2009 at 8:10pm - work - by wiseoldone - United States (New York)

Today, I was looking after my parents house and their wiener dog, and fell asleep on the couch. The dog climbed onto my shoulders and rested behind my head like a doggie neck pillow. All was great until she farted right in my left ear. FML

#5060
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16885) - you deserved it (6223)

On 02/01/2009 at 11:31pm - animals - by Noname - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I had a wet dream. When I woke up, I was touching myself. Unfortunately, I also woke up to find that I had fallen asleep on the couch after eating too much at a family reunion. When I looked around the room, over 10 relatives were giving me nasty looks. FML

#4708
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33741) - you deserved it (7267)

On 02/01/2009 at 12:29pm - misc - by frankrizzo - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my friend caught me watching a movie on Oxygen instead of the Super Bowl. I'm a guy. FML

#4679
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6683) - you deserved it (25478)

On 02/01/2009 at 11:45am - misc - by Miko - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my nephew asked me how babies are made. I thought he'd had this chat with his mom, but I went in to it again. After a 20 minute 'discussion', he says "So what about the good stuff - get to the blowjobs and the lesbians." He's 11. FML

#3221
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23529) - you deserved it (2379)

On 01/28/2009 at 9:31pm - intimacy - by epistaxis - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my friend and I were in a hallway talking while a man kept walking by and turning around. I then asked him "WHAT are you LOOKING for!". It was a blind man. FML

#3202
16 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4945) - you deserved it (21076)

On 01/28/2009 at 8:04pm - misc - by wsumt - United States (Ohio)

Today, my friend sent me the link to this website with a message that said, "You'll feel at home." FML

#3195
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18024) - you deserved it (2411)

On 01/28/2009 at 7:33pm - misc - by AKN - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I woke up and it was Monday. FML

#2635
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36654) - you deserved it (8942)

On 01/26/2009 at 9:58am - misc - by buddy - United States (Michigan)

Today, I have an auto immune disease which causes my penis to look like a tie-dye t shirt. FML

#2444
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30165) - you deserved it (2184)

On 01/24/2009 at 2:05pm - health - by Damm - United States (New York)

Today, I tried jumping off my bed over the footboard. I tripped and broke a full length mirror with my face. FML

#2286
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7840) - you deserved it (23180)

On 01/23/2009 at 6:03am - love - by Malpal - United States (Michigan)



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