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  • Birth Date : Saturday 10 May 1997 (18 years)
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Today, I was so lonely, I caught myself whispering to my food just so I had someone to talk to. FML

Today, my boyfriend kept jiggling my fat rolls while we were cuddling. I was annoyed, and I told him he could at least go for my boobs instead. He instantly replied, "But these are bigger..." FML


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On 11/06/2014 at 12:14pm - love - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend became a magician. His best trick? The disappearing act. FML


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On 11/05/2014 at 8:11pm - love - by highheelcyanide (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my sweet tooth went to a whole different level when I took a swig out of a bottle of maple syrup. FML

Today, I slept over at my new boyfriend's house for the first time. When I woke up in the morning, he told me all about how much gas I'd had through the night. He said he thought he had a grown man in his bed instead of me. FML

Today, I lost my virginity. In the middle of it, he just gave up and said he wasn't in the mood anymore. Then I had to listen about his past failed relationships for over an hour. FML


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On 11/03/2014 at 1:56pm - intimacy - by EliseV (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while my husband and I were having sex, my cat decided to join in on our moans by crying at the door the entire time. He stopped as soon as we finished. FML

Today, I went down on my girlfriend for the first time. The words "Christ, Jeff. It's a vagina, not a burrito. CALM DOWN!" were spoken. FML


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On 11/02/2014 at 10:36am - intimacy - by jay-frey96 (man) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend came over to my place unannounced. She slapped me in the face, said, "You son of a bitch." and stormed off. I have no idea what that was for. FML


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On 11/01/2014 at 2:23pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I've been one year sober. My health has improved a lot, unlike my social life, which has died a horrible, lonely death. FML


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On 10/28/2014 at 2:04pm - health - by not drunk (woman) - Brazil (Rio Grande do Sul)

Today, I'm horribly out of shape. My arms are sore, almost like I'd been doing heavy lifting yesterday. Nope. It just was from squeezing cupcake icing out of a tube. FML

Today, I offered "Girls Gone Wild" as an example of bad TV in my lecture thinking it was a reality TV show. It's porn. FML

Today, I smashed a spider with my pencil eraser. Later, I absentmindedly chewed on it while doing my homework. FML


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On 10/21/2014 at 3:46pm - misc - by GetMeTheDamnBleach (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, as my boyfriend left my house, I gave him a long, tight hug. So tight that he threw up. FML

Today, I caught my 15-year-old son trying to roll catnip into a joint and smoke it. FML


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On 10/19/2014 at 11:48pm - kids - by Bad Dad - United States (Colorado)

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