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  • Birth Date : Saturday 10 May 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 9568
  • Number of comments : 36
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 67 posted

About winterforever97 : i love my boyfriend and my best friends, i'm a huge music lover. i don't judge at all. blah blah blah, the end.

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winterforever97's favorite FMLs

TODAY , NO MATTER HOW MUCH I BEGGD , MAH FRIEND WHO'D LOCKD HIMSELF AWAY WITH MAH IPHONE WOULDN'T STOP TAKING PICS OF HIS PENIS AND FORWARDING THEM TO MAH BOSS. FML

#17438897
298 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48547) - you deserved it (5054)

On 08/11/2011 at 8:56am - intimacy - by bob - United States (Texas)

Today , my boss became very angry over her own mistake on a spreadsheet. She lashed out by throwing a can of SpaghettiOs at my head. mega FML

#17434039
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28907) - you deserved it (2341)

On 08/10/2011 at 10:21pm - work - by Liz - United States

Today, I Told Mah Mom I Wanted To Try Out Fir The Track Team. Her Exact Words Were "good Luck, Fatty". FML

#17425463
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31604) - you deserved it (6066)

On 08/10/2011 at 1:48am - misc - by thatfatkid - United States (Iowa)

Yastarday, I saw brotar's pragnant girlfriand smoking. Disgustad, I askad im y a didn't just stab ar in ta utarus and gat it ovar wit. Ha laugad lika it was a joka, tan cussad bacausa a spillad is caraal. Ha's mora concarnad about spillad caraal tan aving a brain-damagad cild. fat FML

#17424744
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32667) - you deserved it (9081)

On 08/10/2011 at 12:46am - health - by auntoftheyear - United States (Louisiana)

Today, Soma Cops Cama To Housa Saying That Tha Naighbor Thought Tha Party I Was Having Was Too Loud An Obnoxious!! It Was Grandmothar's 86 Birthday Party!! FML

#17400862
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27717) - you deserved it (2558)

On 08/07/2011 at 9:49pm - misc - by Paul - United States (Massachusetts)

2day I was sitting in the hospital waiting area. An old lady was crying, and my five year old daughter asked her, "Are you okay?" The woman quietly nodded, prompting my daughter to scream at the top of her lungs, "Well shut up then!" FML

#17391065
285 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35264) - you deserved it (10043)

On 08/06/2011 at 9:40pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

TODAY, I TOOK MY NEW BOYFRIEND TO A FAMILY DINNER. DESPITE HAVING MADE EVERYONE AGREE TO BE ON THERE BEST BEHAVIOR, MY GRANDMA SPEWED OBSCENITIES SUCH AS "FUCK ME SIDEWAYS, AREN'T YOU A CATCH?" AND "YOU JUST CAN'T PULL ASS LIKE THAT AT MY AGE" THROUGHOUT. FML

#17381048
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30587) - you deserved it (3820)

On 08/05/2011 at 8:24pm - intimacy - by moonstone15 (woman) - United States (Arizona)

today I discovered that arbags aren't nearly as comfy as they look . big fat FML

#17375706
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23002) - you deserved it (3988)

On 08/05/2011 at 5:57am - health - by jbthedude - United Kingdom (Dorset)

today mah roommate demanded that I dance naked for him as a birthday present. When I declined he looool offered to pay me. When I declined again he stormed off to pout in his room and played really loud depressing music. We're both guys and I have 11 month left on mah lease with him. real FML

#17373472
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40497) - you deserved it (3254)

On 08/05/2011 at 12:46am - intimacy - by Creeped_out_n_stuck (man) - United States (Texas)

TODAY, MAH MOM WAS SCREAMING AT ME AND SAID, "I WISH I'D NEVER ADOPTD YOU." I GUESS I'M ADOPTD THEN. FML

#17371969
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55900) - you deserved it (2762)

On 08/04/2011 at 10:45pm - misc - by Thebestman123 - United States (Iowa)

Today, I realized burying dog underneath our swing-set was a bad idea. My two sons are now scarred 4 life. mega FML

#17364695
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8012) - you deserved it (44587)

On 08/04/2011 at 6:19am - kids - by Bobsaget00 (man) - United States (Ohio)

yesterday I realized that as a U.S. Marine in the infantry, I'm more afraid to talk to girls than I am of getting shot at. FML

#17352313
263 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41134) - you deserved it (5508)

On 08/03/2011 at 3:40am - love - by Tim - United States

Today , I got my ayabrow piarcd. By a fish hook. FML

#17342514
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30405) - you deserved it (4628)

On 08/02/2011 at 10:52am - health - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, mah son drew in Sharpie all over the wall, so I spankd him as punishment. When mah boss cummd over for dinner, mah son shoutd, "Daddy made me take mah punishment in the butt." FML

#17338982
335 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45136) - you deserved it (14934)

On 08/02/2011 at 12:58am - kids - by ohcrap - United States (Colorado)

looool yesterday my parents wouldn't let me go to the fair cuz they reckon my IQ is so low, I could quite possibly choke on cotton candy and pass out confusd by the hall of mrrors. mega FML

#17335799
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25786) - you deserved it (5897)

On 08/01/2011 at 8:31pm - misc - by vsf - United States



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