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  • Birth Date : Saturday 10 May 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 11020
  • Number of comments : 36
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 71 posted

About winterforever97 : music, cuddling, hanging out with friends, sleeping, watching movies, fishing, gore, marijuana, nature.... fucking rad man.

my username here is so stupid, i was 12 ok.

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winterforever97's favorite FMLs

Today, I received a letter from the state saying my 14-year-old daughter is now legally recognized as a male. I have no idea what happened. FML

#18766108
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44448) - you deserved it (4541)

On 01/10/2012 at 12:43pm - kids - by Anonymous - India

Today, I guess I accidentally left Facebook open on my work computer while I went to the bathroom, because my boss updated my status to "Unemployed." FML

#18765651
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13935) - you deserved it (50918)

On 01/10/2012 at 10:34am - work - by Needsanewjob (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher; I've already given students detention for falling asleep in class this year. FML

#18765510
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7578) - you deserved it (39086)

On 01/10/2012 at 9:50am - work - by nevasurprised - Germany

Today, I met my fiancé's parents for the first time. The only problem was that I was highly intoxicated. FML

#18763517
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7294) - you deserved it (32653)

On 01/10/2012 at 1:07am - love - by cdestarac - United States (Texas)

Today, I came across a picture of my grandpa taking a hit off a bong, while wearing nothing but a Playboy shirt. FML

#18756866
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25079) - you deserved it (3917)

On 01/09/2012 at 1:53pm - misc - by mortifiedgrandchild - United States (Florida)

Today, I went snowboarding for the first time. I was so scared I passed out. I was only on the kiddy hill. FML

#18741801
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20692) - you deserved it (9814)

On 01/08/2012 at 12:38am - misc - by scardeycat13 - United States (New York)

Today, I couldn't contain my laughter when a patient told me she'd named her unborn daughter Twinkie. FML

#18728006
404 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32756) - you deserved it (4941)

On 01/06/2012 at 5:49pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my therapist told me, "I'm sorry, but I'm not qualified to handle your level of instability." FML

#18725353
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37358) - you deserved it (4435)

On 01/06/2012 at 11:16am - health - by Ixi_the_pixie - United States

Today, I had to explain to my 25-year-old boyfriend why we cannot get pet raccoons. This is not the first time we have had this conversation. FML

#18721209
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24637) - you deserved it (6014)

On 01/05/2012 at 10:45pm - animals - by britanyann (woman) - United States

Today, my mom told me she's a drug addict, sold my bed to buy meth, and then lectured me about how I should be okay with it. FML

#18714264
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39480) - you deserved it (2232)

On 01/05/2012 at 6:43am - money - by cazorp (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found my missing shoe. It hit me as it fell out the tree in our front yard. FML

#18711671
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20291) - you deserved it (4156)

On 01/04/2012 at 11:18pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my grandmother introduced me to her friends as her 16-year-old granddaughter "who has never been kissed." FML

#18692493
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27227) - you deserved it (2948)

On 01/03/2012 at 12:25am - misc - by cheese123 (woman) - United States

Today, I tried exercising. My whole house shook. FML

#18691343
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26571) - you deserved it (13394)

On 01/02/2012 at 10:47pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, my daughter brought her new boyfriend over for dinner. I realize now why she said we would get along great: we graduated high school together. FML

#18689614
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43964) - you deserved it (3188)

On 01/02/2012 at 8:10pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, while I was in the break room at work, one of my coworkers walked in on me playing with my animal crackers, complete with animal noises. Now, the entire department won't stop teasing me and calling me Tarzan. FML

#18687343
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13169) - you deserved it (33922)

On 01/02/2012 at 3:55pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)



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