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  • Birth Date : Saturday 10 May 1997 (17 years)
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  • Number of visits : 6868
  • Number of comments : 36
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 56 posted

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Today, I got on Facebook and realized the only two friend requests I've had in 2 months are both from my parents. FML

#22156
22 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29607) - you deserved it (4650)

On 02/10/2009 at 8:22pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Tennessee)

Today, someone in class was making a point about premarital intercourse - "90% of teen virgins aren't saving it for marriage, they just can't get any." Another classmate pointed me out specifically. FML

#21964
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35816) - you deserved it (2904)

On 02/10/2009 at 7:41pm - misc - by herpderp (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my mother and I got into a huge fight about me being a lesbian. It ended with me saying "Fuck you!" to which she responded: "I bet you'd probably like to." FML

#21834
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (78601) - you deserved it (24412)

On 02/10/2009 at 7:08pm - misc - by peacock_mina19 - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was walking my son to school. After yelling at him for not looking where he's walking, I grabbed his hand and pulled him closer to me. Not paying attention, I walked him right into a light pole. FML

#20511
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6458) - you deserved it (47170)

On 02/10/2009 at 12:07pm - misc - by EOJ (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML

#19088
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32286) - you deserved it (11113)

On 02/09/2009 at 10:59pm - misc - by annoyed (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I told my mom I loved her and she asked if I was going to kill myself. FML

#18155
22 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36247) - you deserved it (2786)

On 02/09/2009 at 7:11pm - misc - by TGIkaty - United States (California)

Today, I learnt that nail polish remover is, in fact, VERY flammable. And I learnt it the hard way. FML

#16995
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6330) - you deserved it (36446)

On 02/09/2009 at 4:21am - misc - by adrenochrome (woman) - Lithuania (Vilniaus Apskritis)

Today, my best friend told me she wanted to rape my throat. I did not know that was possible. FML

#14570
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22914) - you deserved it (4630)

On 02/08/2009 at 3:04am - misc - by N (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my best friend told me she wanted to rape my throat. I did not know that was possible. FML

#14570
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22914) - you deserved it (4630)

On 02/08/2009 at 3:04am - misc - by N (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I accidentally unplugged my headphones in the quiet section of the library, causing my music to play from my laptop at full volume. I was listening to Celine Dion. I'm the captain of the football team. FML

#14044
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13182) - you deserved it (38173)

On 02/07/2009 at 9:31pm - misc - by misc - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I tried hallucinogenic mushrooms for the first time with my friend. Little did I know, they last for around 6 hours, and I had class at 3, when I had to give a presentation in front of 30 people. FML

#13772
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7030) - you deserved it (69085)

On 02/07/2009 at 6:24pm - misc - by facepalmshroomer (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was passing a building and saw a fat, ugly person inside. I started to laugh and noticed it was my reflection. FML

#13325
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12622) - you deserved it (63167)

On 02/07/2009 at 1:16pm - misc - by name50 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my friends and I go to a bar and get wasted. I walk around and see a kid. I start yelling, "There's a child in this bar! There's a CHILD in this BAR!" She turns around. She was a midget. FML

#10978
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7909) - you deserved it (47559)

On 02/05/2009 at 7:55pm - misc - by frenchy (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I discovered my mom has over 20 sites bookmarked on her laptop, all having to do with 'How To Boost Your Insecure Teen's Confidence' or 'How To Help Your Overweight Teen Have A Positive Self Image'. Thanks, mommy. FML

#8629
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27063) - you deserved it (5868)

On 02/04/2009 at 6:04pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, a guy in the library came up to me and said, "You look very unproductive. It makes me depressed just watching you". FML

#7920
23 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23821) - you deserved it (3991)

On 02/04/2009 at 12:04pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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