winterforever97

Search for a member

Offline (the 05/21/2016 at 7:40pm)

winterforever97

192Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Saturday 10 May 1997 (19 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 16573
  • Number of comments : 41
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 94 posted

About winterforever97 : my instagram: vhsjulia
💗

winterforever97's page activity

Visits<b>Jayroc</b> - yesterday at 8:26am<b>JordanODST</b> - the 05/27/2016 at 10:34pm<b>minhas6096</b> - the 05/23/2016 at 3:52am<b>frankmz</b> - the 05/21/2016 at 3:45pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 05/21/2016 at 3:29pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/16/2016 at 12:05pm<b>AyeTee77</b> - the 05/14/2016 at 2:20am<b>stuckintime</b> - the 05/10/2016 at 1:27pm<b>pred8885</b> - the 05/10/2016 at 9:22am<b>marshm610</b> - the 05/09/2016 at 6:28pm<b>wheresmymary</b> - the 05/07/2016 at 9:54pm<b>Mmorpheus</b> - the 05/06/2016 at 8:22am<b>Mons</b> - the 05/04/2016 at 10:55pm<b>weirdncrazy</b> - the 05/04/2016 at 9:42pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 05/03/2016 at 7:40pm<b>hunter1019</b> - the 04/25/2016 at 7:36am<b>Taymoo1515</b> - the 04/15/2016 at 12:01pm<b>hare</b> - the 04/11/2016 at 5:56am

Fucked!<b>Jayroc</b> - the 05/03/2016 at 7:40pm<b>mrlucky22</b> - the 04/07/2016 at 8:42pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 01/25/2016 at 8:54am<b>Tori_belle</b> - the 01/04/2016 at 9:42pm<b>EvilTurtle</b> - the 12/20/2015 at 6:37am<b>Melodyrain</b> - the 12/10/2015 at 11:27pm<b>whitnayfortooh</b> - the 12/10/2015 at 4:00pm<b>Toonice45</b> - the 12/10/2015 at 1:00pm<b>TheLastCenturion</b> - the 12/08/2015 at 2:20pm<b>xXAHXx112</b> - the 12/07/2015 at 12:32pm<b>JMCJester69</b> - the 12/03/2015 at 1:40pm<b>orios105</b> - the 12/01/2015 at 11:38pm<b>JordanODST</b> - the 11/28/2015 at 9:05am<b>Zesty_Z</b> - the 11/21/2015 at 7:15pm<b>Chinhull</b> - the 11/18/2015 at 5:11am<b>pd2902</b> - the 11/17/2015 at 11:42pm<b>fishingforubies2</b> - the 11/15/2015 at 4:12pm<b>A07</b> - the 11/13/2015 at 11:27am

winterforever97's FML badges

The Thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

Back from a party

An FML submitted on a Saturday morning between 5 and 6am can't be a good FML.

Why am I up so early?

You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.

See all of winterforever97's badges

winterforever97's favorite FMLs

Today, I was walking my dog around my neighborhood, when I saw this really cute boy. My dog then saw a squirrel and dragged me through mud. FML

by psh_idontbite / 03/12/2015 at 11:55pm / United States / Animals

Today, I received a phone call from the counselor at my son's preschool, requesting that I come pick him up. He was barking incessantly at his classmates. And when they asked him to stop, he growled. FML

by misfitunfit / 03/12/2015 at 4:50pm / United States (California) / Kids

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, I had a dream that I was making pancakes. I need to get out more. FML

by Anonymous / 03/12/2015 at 9:43am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous

Today, I've managed to go my whole nine-year teaching career without anyone vomiting in my classroom. That record was broken today when someone vomited four successive times in front of a class of 46 students. It was me. FML

by musicteacher / 03/12/2015 at 6:23am / United States (North Carolina) / Work

Today, I went running. I live in a small town and people know me fairly well. It was dark when I went to avoid the heat. I was almost finished with my run when the cop comes up and asks me what I'm running from. Clearly being fat and out of shape is not a good enough alibi. FML

by Anonymous / 03/11/2015 at 9:50pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Health

Today, I ate an apple. My sister then walks in dressed as a witch, and asks, "Have you seen my poisoned apple?" She was playing at Snow White, and the apple had been dipped in the toilet, the cat's food bowl and the garbage can. FML

by dorianseiji / 03/11/2015 at 4:37pm / France (Picardie) / Kids

Today, the phone rang while I was on the toilet. I asked my 3-year-old daughter to answer it, only for her to loudly say, "Mommy's on the toilet pooping." FML

by birdisnottheword / 03/11/2015 at 9:55am / Canada (Alberta) / Kids

Today, my kid made a new friend at school. When I asked her to describe her new friend, she said, "She looks kinda like you, only pretty." FML

by CasaDeLoser / 03/11/2015 at 1:32am / United States (Washington) / Kids

Today, I googled for an hour how to open my CD player on my laptop. Turns out, there is none. They just put a space there to make it look like a CD player. FML

by Blonde / 03/10/2015 at 11:03pm / Canada (Ontario) / Geek

Today, I went to get a physical, forgetting I'd shaved my pubes the day before and still had bad razor burn. My doctor told me I had "dicken pox" and was prescribing me with shaving cream. FML

by parkoursam / 03/10/2015 at 12:45pm / United States (Illinois) / Health

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, the principal of the school I teach at told me she's not interested in re-hiring me because sometimes I wear a hoodie. FML

by schoolsucks / 03/10/2015 at 7:28am / United States (Colorado) / Work

Today, I discovered my friends have contests to see who can photoshop my pictures to make them even uglier. FML

Today, I rolled up a newspaper and smashed a huge spider in my room. As I went to scoop it up with a tissue, it lurched away and fell near my bed. I can't find it, but I can sure as fuck sense the pure evil coming from it. Looks like I'll be sleeping on the couch tonight. FML

by farksh / 03/07/2015 at 7:14am / Australia / Animals

Today, while chatting with my in-laws, I told them about my upcoming spinal surgery. Soon after, when I went to get us some drinks, I overheard them murmuring about how many surgeries I've already had, how I'm a drain on the healthcare system, and how I should ideally just die. FML

by Anonymous / 03/07/2015 at 5:34am / United Kingdom (Edinburgh, City of) / Health

Today, at a music festival, some douche unzipped the back of my skirt, exposing my Ninja Turtle undies to everyone before running off. FML

by no touching / 03/06/2015 at 9:03am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous