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  • Birth Date : Saturday 10 May 1997 (17 years)
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  • Number of visits : 9195
  • Number of comments : 36
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 67 posted

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winterforever97's favorite FMLs

Today, I realized I have no life after I created a fake Facebook account, posted an insulting message on my wall, and then engaged in a vicious argument with it, just so I could impress my friends. FML

#17026908
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10301) - you deserved it (52008)

On 07/08/2011 at 10:57am - misc - by jen - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my drunk father chased me down the street with my little brother's light saber screaming, "Come back Yoda! Teach me how to use the force!" FML

#17023204
262 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36172) - you deserved it (4356)

On 07/08/2011 at 1:23am - misc - by Yoda (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, while at the beach, I was mistaken for Snooki. FML

#17013138
402 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47472) - you deserved it (25764)

On 07/07/2011 at 11:12am - misc - by Unknown - United States (Missouri)

Today, my 15 year old girlfriend called to tell me she is pregnant. Her dad is ex-military, and makes a point of cleaning his guns every time I go to her house. FML

#17010843
710 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18707) - you deserved it (95326)

On 07/07/2011 at 3:43am - kids - by shit - United States

Today, my family attended the funeral of an old family friend's baby, who died in childbirth. Afterwards, my husband went around snickering and quietly telling dead baby jokes to the other attendees. FML

#17004693
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51377) - you deserved it (5619)

On 07/06/2011 at 7:38pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I was watching a home video of when my mom was pregnant with me. She had a beer in her hand. FML

#16966151
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41578) - you deserved it (3339)

On 07/03/2011 at 10:02pm - health - by wastedbaby - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I was having a driving lesson. I ended up driving so badly that my instructor asked me to stop the car. Not so he could explain my mistakes to me, but so he could get out and vomit. FML

#16951238
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22399) - you deserved it (16633)

On 07/02/2011 at 5:28pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was so hungover, I started yelling at inanimate objects. My mom walked in on me calling my cereal a "worthless piece of shit sent from the bowels of Hell." FML

#16950938
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10295) - you deserved it (43226)

On 07/02/2011 at 4:54pm - misc - by Cowgirl_Up37 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I tried to comfort my daughter who'd been crying non-stop for hours. She thinks Chuck Norris is coming to kill her, and I can't convince her otherwise. FML

#16936128
311 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36035) - you deserved it (4940)

On 07/01/2011 at 1:42pm - kids - by parenting sucks - United States (New York)

Today, I couldn't figure out what was worse: accidentally dropping my car keys into the bottom of a filthy park lake, or getting a fishhook through my toenail in an attempt to retrieve them. FML

#16888373
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36141) - you deserved it (4677)

On 06/27/2011 at 10:10pm - misc - by Courtney (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was playing tetherball with my younger brother. I get really competitive, so I threw it as hard as I could. It came around and hit me in the face. FML

#16879498
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8283) - you deserved it (49583)

On 06/27/2011 at 10:09am - misc - by hopeless (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, my grandpa told us he wanted to fit in. His idea of fitting in is streaking in a park at 4:00 pm. FML

#16878722
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28570) - you deserved it (3230)

On 06/27/2011 at 8:16am - misc - by Nice 2 inch - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was driving when a guy in a truck swerved in front of me. I didn't realize I'd sworn until I'd come to a red light and my one year old daughter yelled her own version of what I said. She now yells "Chicken in the hole!" whenever the car comes to a stop. FML

#16867812
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10311) - you deserved it (25246)

On 06/26/2011 at 4:47pm - kids - by Mommy - United States (Oregon)

Today, my sister told me not to come over anymore because her baby is scared of my face. FML

#16861259
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37419) - you deserved it (4067)

On 06/26/2011 at 3:02am - misc - by ugly - United States

Today, while driving with my family, the car got stuck in a large patch of mud. My family of seven decided that I, the fifteen year old girl, would be best suited to push it out. After slipping, falling, and getting completely covered in mud, they finally called a tow truck. FML

#16851241
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32664) - you deserved it (3428)

On 06/25/2011 at 3:10pm - misc - by muddygal (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)



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