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  • Birth Date : Saturday 10 May 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 11055
  • Number of comments : 37
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 71 posted

About winterforever97 : music, cuddling, hanging out with friends, sleeping, watching movies, fishing, gore, marijuana, nature.... fucking rad man.

my username here is so stupid, i was 12 ok.

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winterforever97's favorite FMLs

Today, at school, I was crying because someone I knew had died. My teacher pulled me aside and said, "I understand you're socially awkward, but don't worry it gets better." FML

#18914321
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34982) - you deserved it (2639)

On 01/26/2012 at 6:53am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I received a package from an unknown address. Inside were doll heads and cigarette butts. FML

#18903953
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27890) - you deserved it (2166)

On 01/24/2012 at 11:51pm - misc - by JellitonOctopus - United States (California)

Today, I had to do community service work, so I helped out at a senior center. One of the confused elderly patients, who believed the Cold War was still on, thought I was a Soviet and started screaming about how I was going to nuke his country. FML

#18898180
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22919) - you deserved it (3709)

On 01/24/2012 at 11:42am - work - by communistgirl (woman) - United States

Today, I realized the universal beauty that can be found in a pancake. I'm not sure if I have reached spiritual enlightenment, or if I should have my head examined. FML

#18888534
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19055) - you deserved it (6870)

On 01/23/2012 at 6:27am - health - by Dutchee - Netherlands (Friesland)

Today, my girlfriend and I were hugging in the hall after school. This annoying kid I know walked by, and yelled, "Tiny penis!" at me. My girlfriend responded, "Yep." FML

#18872810
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38938) - you deserved it (4644)

On 01/21/2012 at 5:38pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I got really bored so I posted on Facebook "Someone should kidnap me for the day." My mom commented, "The only things willing to kidnap you are aliens, and that would be because they'd mistaken you for a cow." 16 people liked her comment. FML

#18860865
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36060) - you deserved it (10202)

On 01/20/2012 at 10:15am - misc - by LonerCow (woman) - United States

Today, a man crashed into my car. He then got out of his car, dug a toothbrush and toothpaste out of his bag, and tried to brush away the damage. FML

#18851761
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29220) - you deserved it (2084)

On 01/19/2012 at 7:17am - misc - by toothpaste (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my school's 6'2, 270-pound, 375-pound bench-pressing football superstar knocked me unconscious in one hit. With a dodgeball. FML

#18844690
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32608) - you deserved it (3504)

On 01/18/2012 at 2:57pm - health - by Shameful (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I blushed when a fortune cookie said "You have the attitude of a winner." My self esteem is so low. FML

#18844596
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24037) - you deserved it (4366)

On 01/18/2012 at 2:41pm - misc - by FML - United States (Texas)

Today, out of habit, I said "See you later" to a creepy old male customer who stared at my chest the whole time I was serving him. His response was to wink and say, "Oh, you will." FML

#18844355
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29466) - you deserved it (4869)

On 01/18/2012 at 2:02pm - misc - by terrified - United States

Today, I found out if I refuse my boyfriend anything in public, he will continually yell out, "Penis!" until he gets his way. FML

#18837069
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25690) - you deserved it (7957)

On 01/17/2012 at 6:41pm - misc - by anon. (woman) - United States

Today, my wife posted on Facebook, "FUCK THA POLICE!" She got 40 likes. I'm a police officer. FML

#18829619
308 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41342) - you deserved it (9759)

On 01/16/2012 at 10:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I went on a date to the zoo. I soon found out that my date had eaten several hash brownies before entering. FML

#18825467
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24477) - you deserved it (3902)

On 01/16/2012 at 3:02pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I realized my self confidence is based on the amount of "likes" I have on my Facebook statuses. FML

#18823923
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14274) - you deserved it (33550)

On 01/16/2012 at 11:10am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, I introduced my boyfriend of two weeks to my parents. My dad asked me to leave the room so they could have some "guy talk". I eavesdropped, only to hear the words "sex-crazed fuck" and a threat to stick bamboo shoots under my boyfriend's fingernails if he ever hurt me. FML

#18815086
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28082) - you deserved it (4500)

On 01/15/2012 at 2:26pm - love - by soontobedumped (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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