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  • Birth Date : Saturday 10 May 1997 (17 years)
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  • Number of visits : 8311
  • Number of comments : 36
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Today, I took my dog for a walk down by the river. I was throwing sticks for him with one hand and talking on the phone with the other. Then I accidentally threw my phone in the river instead of the stick and was standing there talking to the stick while my phone sat at the bottom of the river. FML

#102926
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17360) - you deserved it (56243)

On 02/22/2009 at 9:52am - animals - by El Boz (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was at a party and all my friends started asking me ways they could leave so no one would notice because the party sucked. It was MY party. FML

#102896
19 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37216) - you deserved it (6806)

On 02/22/2009 at 9:37am - misc - by SIK of everything (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was happy because my exact shirt and sweater were in seventeen magazine. They were in the "what not to wear" category. FML

#101622
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34036) - you deserved it (12315)

On 02/22/2009 at 1:34am - misc - by secenteenmagazine. - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

Today, I got fired from a great baby sitting job because the little girl said I was boring. FML

#100715
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34823) - you deserved it (14724)

On 02/21/2009 at 11:49pm - kids - by anon (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, while on a blind date at Hooters, I ordered my food and the waitress asked me if I was stoned, because she couldn't understand me. I have a speech impediment. FML

#98933
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54249) - you deserved it (3783)

On 02/21/2009 at 8:15pm - health - by Vince (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I told my boyfriend that I think teddy bears are THE most pointless and careless gift. He shyly gave me my birthday present afterwards. It was a carebear. FML

#94960
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9071) - you deserved it (59412)

On 02/21/2009 at 6:52am - misc - by eejit (woman) - Australia (Australian Capital Territory)

Today, I went to get my blood drawn for the first time. After I explained to the nurse how nervous I was, she replied, "Oh honey, don't worry! This is my first time too!" FML

#91995
41 comments

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On 02/20/2009 at 9:37pm - health - by trackgurl (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was riding the train and fell asleep. A friend of mine got on a few stops later, and to be funny, shouted 'BOO!'. I woke up and was so startled I peed myself. FML

#90535
25 comments

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On 02/20/2009 at 6:13pm - misc - by niabby - United States (Illinois)

Today, I realized that there are more framed pictures of my mom's dog than pictures of me around the house. FML

#89971
23 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37290) - you deserved it (2938)

On 02/20/2009 at 5:02pm - animals - by d0pey (man) - United States (California)

Today, I returned home from college and saw a framed picture of my parents and my younger sister on an elephant in an exotic jungle. I pointed to the picture and asked my mom, "Is this some photoshop job?" She responded, "No, we went to Thailand for a family trip, didn't we tell you?" FML

#86332
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70259) - you deserved it (3199)

On 02/20/2009 at 4:24am - misc - by OutoftheLoop (woman) - China (Beijing)

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

#86179
753 comments

I agree, your life sucks (784796) - you deserved it (83035)

On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, after class, my teacher pulled me aside and said "You know, I never received the e-mail regarding your disabilities that your parents mentioned. Could you have them resend it?" What disabilities? FML

#85475
27 comments

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On 02/20/2009 at 1:16am - work - by Jedi (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went to Macy's to go shopping, I was wearing a shirt and tie and dressed nicely. Customers came up to me with questions, but I just ignored them. Minutes later, thinking I was an employee, the manager came and yelled at me, and threatened to fire me. FML

#85022
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39978) - you deserved it (10587)

On 02/20/2009 at 12:27am - work - by muffinmen1022 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was sleeping when my roommate walked in and asked me: "So...when are you leaving?" She had decided to throw a party in our apartment. I wasn't invited. FML

#79632
23 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38338) - you deserved it (2170)

On 02/19/2009 at 4:41pm - misc - by sen (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was marked absent from my math class because nobody in my class noticed I was there. FML

#77123
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50194) - you deserved it (5098)

On 02/19/2009 at 10:48am - misc - by Invisible (man) - United States (New Jersey)



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