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winterforever97

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  • Birth Date : Saturday 10 May 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 10452
  • Number of comments : 36
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 68 posted

About winterforever97 : music, cuddling, hanging out with friends, sleeping, watching movies, fishing, gore, nature.... fucking rad man.

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winterforever97's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out why I'm always let off easy when I do something wrong at work. They think I have a mental handicap. I don't. I'm just clumsy and forgetful. FML

#18362430
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25796) - you deserved it (5597)

On 11/27/2011 at 1:02am - work - by Clumsy & Forgetful - Canada

Today, I was arrested for breaking into a house. This is what happens when I lose my key. FML

#18360363
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24715) - you deserved it (3973)

On 11/26/2011 at 9:33pm - misc - by Matthew - United States (Texas)

Today, after spending hours putting up our tree and decorating it, it fell over and shattered the glass ornaments. FML

#18359248
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25043) - you deserved it (4231)

On 11/26/2011 at 7:12pm - misc - by anonymous - United States

Today, I was at the mall and started singing along to the playing of "I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas." A kid glanced at me and said to her mom, "She IS a hippopotamus." FML

#18358747
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30327) - you deserved it (9498)

On 11/26/2011 at 6:13pm - misc - by Person15 - United States (Indiana)

Today, I admitted to my wife that I'd really like to get a Prius, but I was worried that if I did, everyone would question my sexuality. She told me, "I don't know why you care, everyone already thinks you're gay." FML

#18357588
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27395) - you deserved it (8571)

On 11/26/2011 at 3:50pm - love - by Rich (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, before my girlfriend gave me a blow job, she put on goggles. FML

#18355284
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32180) - you deserved it (15837)

On 11/26/2011 at 10:09am - intimacy - by hitintheeye - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while waiting for my mom to pick me up from university, I took out my phone and pretended to talk to someone. I didn't think people still pointed and laughed, but apparently they do when your mom pulls up and shouts, "Stop pretending to talk to someone." FML

#18353001
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11226) - you deserved it (30311)

On 11/26/2011 at 12:54am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my neighbours kicked my football back over the fence. They'd slashed it and taped a note to the remains that said, "Do it again and it'll be your face." Now I'm scared to play football in my own backyard. FML

#18350483
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26721) - you deserved it (3569)

On 11/25/2011 at 8:25pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, my friends and I were going to do an ugly sweater photo shoot. When we met up, one of them was wearing a sweater I gave on her birthday. FML

#18346982
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27167) - you deserved it (9845)

On 11/25/2011 at 1:08pm - misc - by ravlol - United States (Missouri)

Today, I found out my parents have a list of everything I have ever Googled. FML

#18346585
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36216) - you deserved it (7477)

On 11/25/2011 at 12:17pm - misc - by 14YearOld (man) - United Kingdom (South Ayrshire)

Today, I was woken up at 6am to the sound of my mother on the back deck of the house hooting like an owl. FML

#18346239
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22316) - you deserved it (2140)

On 11/25/2011 at 11:24am - misc - by tireedddddd - United States (New York)

Today, I re-broke my leg. The same way I broke it the first time, playing frisbee. FML

#18344372
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20271) - you deserved it (12330)

On 11/25/2011 at 3:44am - health - by Sammy - United States (Georgia)

Today, at the Black Friday Sale, a fully grown man hit my 5 year old daughter for an Xbox. In anger, I punched the guy and gave him a bloody nose. I'm now banned from Best Buy, and my daughter has a concussion. FML

#18344232
505 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50295) - you deserved it (6087)

On 11/25/2011 at 3:20am - misc - by nicoreal89 - United States (Texas)

Today, while working at my local supermarket, a customer threw a turkey at me because we "should have bigger ones." FML

Today, my dad got drunk and thought it would be a great idea to clean up the yard by dumping gasoline all over the leaves and lighting our entire front yard on fire. FML

#18334271
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29465) - you deserved it (2408)

On 11/24/2011 at 3:42am - misc - by JWhite - United States (California)



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