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  • Birth Date : Saturday 10 May 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 10997
  • Number of comments : 36
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 71 posted

About winterforever97 : music, cuddling, hanging out with friends, sleeping, watching movies, fishing, gore, marijuana, nature.... fucking rad man.

my username here is so stupid, i was 12 ok.

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winterforever97's favorite FMLs

Today, I was holding my 3 year old brother, and apparently he thinks it's hilarious to pull my tank top down and scream ''BOOBS!'' in public. FML

#19093688
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32790) - you deserved it (4677)

On 02/16/2012 at 2:41pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, after applying for a job at the local pet store, I picked up a ferret. It began licking my cheek, causing me to turn my head. It then latched onto my ear and hung like a giant furry hoop earring. I screamed, then quietly left the building. FML

#19091480
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20119) - you deserved it (4138)

On 02/16/2012 at 2:43am - animals - by parkertownparadise (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, while I was at work, my boyfriend decided to give my Cocker Spaniel a haircut. I now have the equivalent of an over-sized naked mole rat running around my house. FML

#19083975
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22119) - you deserved it (2746)

On 02/15/2012 at 6:09am - animals - by workaholic (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I sent out a text saying "Smile! You're beautiful and don't let anyone tell you otherwise." to most of my contacts. I got one reply, from my best friend, saying, "Are you fucking stupid?" FML

#19064637
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12181) - you deserved it (33007)

On 02/13/2012 at 11:27am - misc - by dis_bee_leaf (woman) - Canada

Today, I got pulled over. When the cop asked where I was coming from, reflexively I said, "Your mom's house." FML

Today, in the midst of having sex, my boyfriend decided that, as a joke, he would pretend to be a zombie whilst going down on me. Sadly, the thought turned me so much that I came. This was the first orgasm he's ever given me in over a year of dating. FML

#19064063
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34631) - you deserved it (6495)

On 02/13/2012 at 8:37am - intimacy - by lotrgeek (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my husband started a food fight. During our wedding reception. FML

#19033421
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28691) - you deserved it (5568)

On 02/09/2012 at 10:17am - love - by Zoey (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I had a technical skill test as a nurse. My objective was to help the patient defecate, but my opening sentence came out as: "Hello, I'm Jan. I'm here to help you take a shit." FML

#19030539
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22860) - you deserved it (9752)

On 02/08/2012 at 10:24pm - work - by Silver_Samurai (man) - Netherlands

Today, I finally got up the courage to tell my boyfriend of a year and a half that I love him. His response was to start to snore, pretending to be asleep. FML

#19028650
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24932) - you deserved it (3509)

On 02/08/2012 at 7:07pm - love - by c -

Today, we got a new seating arrangement in my science class. I'm now sitting between two people who have spent the last 20 minutes whispering dirty things to one another. FML

#19026330
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26342) - you deserved it (2333)

On 02/08/2012 at 1:15pm - love - by Anonymous -

Today, my dad finally met my girlfriend. Unfortunately, he was driving the ambulance that she was in, due to severe alcohol poisoning and was on the way to the hospital to have her stomach pumped. FML

#19021363
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24060) - you deserved it (6840)

On 02/07/2012 at 8:40pm - health - by screwed - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I received a single, hand-made Valentine's card from the weirdest kid in the school. It said, "If you ever get mauled by a bear, I hope he doesn't damage your face." FML

#18988741
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27324) - you deserved it (5170)

On 02/04/2012 at 12:12am - love - by Jayde - United States (Texas)

Today, while in bed with my fiancée, I asked her to take off her pants so we could get it on. She said, "No, I don't feel like squeezing into them again." I was cockblocked by a pair of jeans. FML

#18974719
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31347) - you deserved it (5046)

On 02/02/2012 at 4:31am - intimacy - by DieTrying - United States (California)

Today, my son sprayed our white couch with Febreze. This would have been great, were the "Febreze" not actually black spray paint. FML

#18969036
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26142) - you deserved it (3596)

On 02/01/2012 at 2:35pm - kids - by Anonymous -

Today, my nap was cut short by three bricks flying through my window. FML

#18966714
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25836) - you deserved it (2073)

On 02/01/2012 at 3:22am - misc - by dammit - United States



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