Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?


Online | Search for a member



  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Saturday 10 May 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 12247
  • Number of comments : 40
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 88 posted

About winterforever97 : i love watching shock site videos for my own amusement.

goregrish: comacunt

winterforever97's page activity

Visits<b>haileyrows</b> - 40 minutes ago<b>tiger820</b> - one hour ago<b>llexibearr</b> - 2 hours ago<b>thatboysam</b> - 3 hours ago<b>10nachoman10</b> - 11 hours ago<b>AscendV</b> - the 10/07/2015 at 6:17am<b>sheeshadevil</b> - the 10/07/2015 at 3:20am<b>davetherave1983</b> - the 10/05/2015 at 9:46am<b>stuckintime</b> - the 10/05/2015 at 5:51am<b>nodeathtoall</b> - the 10/04/2015 at 11:06pm<b>AyeTee77</b> - the 10/04/2015 at 9:44pm<b>O_B_A_M_A</b> - the 10/04/2015 at 3:53pm<b>zjay</b> - the 10/04/2015 at 9:27am<b>khoov19</b> - the 10/01/2015 at 11:16pm<b>DEFOE</b> - the 10/01/2015 at 3:37pm<b>nikkerstwix</b> - the 10/01/2015 at 2:40am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 09/30/2015 at 6:00pm<b>thisismyhead</b> - the 09/27/2015 at 11:51am

Fucked!<b>haileyrows</b> - just now<b>tiger820</b> - the 10/04/2015 at 1:15pm<b>AyeTee77</b> - the 10/01/2015 at 8:28am<b>commanderstiff</b> - the 09/08/2015 at 12:44am<b>smileyjack02</b> - the 08/31/2015 at 4:40am<b>HarshD9619</b> - the 08/27/2015 at 3:34am<b>karlcolt45</b> - the 08/21/2015 at 3:21am<b>pl0xs3rver</b> - the 08/20/2015 at 4:24am<b>kandysnow</b> - the 08/18/2015 at 1:10pm<b>Mons</b> - the 08/18/2015 at 8:33am<b>ivanfrombg</b> - the 08/15/2015 at 3:34pm<b>minhas6096</b> - the 08/15/2015 at 12:15pm<b>insanecutie</b> - the 08/14/2015 at 4:01pm<b>Martermelon</b> - the 08/10/2015 at 3:23pm<b>venomXVII</b> - the 07/29/2015 at 3:05pm<b>eliiteXXXninja</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 7:28am<b>Seabass_Chan</b> - the 07/25/2015 at 7:16am<b>thatoneguy1111</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 11:47pm

winterforever97's FML badges

Back from a party

An FML submitted on a Saturday morning between 5 and 6am can't be a good FML.

Why am I up so early?

You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 likes on your profile. Kinky.

See all of winterforever97's badges

winterforever97's favorite FMLs

Today, I got called a slut. I don't know what is worse, the fact I was called it or that I felt strangely flattered that the person thought I was getting any. FML

Today, I went to CVS to buy some tampons. The cashier said, "Ewwww... You're on your period." FML

Today, I had dinner for the first time with my boyfriend's parents. It was awkward enough without his mom asking, "So, what do you do for fun, besides my son?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (49213) - you deserved it (5863)

On 06/13/2014 at 5:27am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I climbed into bed with my sleeping boyfriend after a long shift at work. He immediately rolled over, clamped my leg between his knees, and started viciously humping it. This is the fourth time now, and he still doesn't believe that he even does it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49357) - you deserved it (5883)

On 05/28/2014 at 10:21am - love - by needanotherbed - United Kingdom (Suffolk)

Today, thanks to my phone's shitty predictive text combined with me being half-asleep, I accidentally offered my heartbroken buddy "oral support" if he ever needs it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (50536) - you deserved it (9832)

On 05/25/2014 at 5:23pm - intimacy - by whoops (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I flexed so hard for a selfie, I gave myself a hernia. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23709) - you deserved it (68061)

On 05/13/2014 at 7:46pm - health - by ShutTheFuCupcake (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my brain-dead brother-in-law decided to play five finger fillet while at my place. Predictably, he ended up slicing a finger wide open. My mother-in-law now wants my blood, because she thinks I dared him to do it, and that clearly her perfect little angel couldn't be such a moron. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39310) - you deserved it (3514)

On 05/09/2014 at 2:44pm - misc - by fmlgirl (woman) - Netherlands (Zeeland)

Today, I met this overweight chick and ended up sleeping with her. We were doing it doggy style and it was great until she said, "Milk me like a cow." I can no longer drink milk without hearing that in my head. FML


I agree, your life sucks (55474) - you deserved it (20077)

On 05/06/2014 at 9:55am - intimacy - by chumman (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was told that I'm very likely to win the "Most Likely to Exceed 5 Cats" yearbook award. My best friend said, "They wanted it to be 'Most Likely to Die Alone', but it was a bit harsh". Someone else added, "It's still pretty likely, though". FML


I agree, your life sucks (43512) - you deserved it (4244)

On 05/02/2014 at 3:51pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my girlfriend got the brilliant idea of trying out a sex tip dreamed up by one of the glorified trolls at Cosmo. I think my balls are broken beyond repair. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49079) - you deserved it (6945)

On 04/30/2014 at 7:40pm - intimacy - by FMBs (man) - Puerto Rico

Today, I was changing the garbage at a local fast food place where I work. Being a rather short guy, I had to lean back and fling the full, heavy bag at the top. I did so with such force that my head hit the dumpster, knocking me out. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37405) - you deserved it (4891)

On 04/30/2014 at 12:20am - work - by KO - United States

Today, my drug addict of a roommate convinced herself my red kitten was Pennywise the clown in disguise waiting to kill her, and hit him over the head with a pan. FML

Today, I noticed something written on the top of my toaster, so I used a finger to clear away some of the crumbs, burning my finger in the process. The writing? "CAUTION: Hot surface!" Thanks, toaster. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20997) - you deserved it (46372)

On 04/07/2014 at 1:02pm - health - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, the girl I've been dating for two weeks brought up the topic of marriage, then started asking me when we're moving in together. FML


I agree, your life sucks (48806) - you deserved it (6654)

On 04/02/2014 at 5:22pm - love - by fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuc (man) - Denmark (Midtjylland)

G.E. Gallas's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • G.E. Gallas's illustrated FML
  • Hardcore will never die, but you will. We’re back with some rock n roll, or dare I say it, some punk rock. Don't run away, it's not that terrible stuff that emo kids listen to while slashing their…

Friday 2 October 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: