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  • Birth Date : Saturday 10 May 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 9970
  • Number of comments : 36
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 67 posted

About winterforever97 : music, cuddling, hanging out with friends, sleeping, watching movies, fishing, gore, nature.... fucking rad man.

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winterforever97's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend has a new obsession: grabbing my junk and whispering in my ear the song, "Baby, Imma Be Your Motivation." Problem? I get an instant boner and she only does it in public, because it's "funny as hell." FML

#18189501
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39327) - you deserved it (7700)

On 11/07/2011 at 11:43pm - intimacy - by InstantHardOn (man) - United States

Today, I had botox injections to stop my face sweating so much. Now the sweat is almost gone, but my facial expression seems to be stuck on "baffled." FML

#18189475
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11555) - you deserved it (33484)

On 11/07/2011 at 11:41pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Today, I got shot at. Not by police, but by a hunter. While at work. Driving a garbage truck. How the hell a hunter mistook an orange-clad garbageman in a truck for a deer is beyond me. FML

#18188542
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30730) - you deserved it (2529)

On 11/07/2011 at 10:17pm - work - by lprocter1982 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I learned how much it hurts to put a mint up your nose. FML

#18187794
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6178) - you deserved it (50881)

On 11/07/2011 at 9:14pm - misc - by farhia97 (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I had to deliver pizza to a nudist colony. I got an eyeful of more than I needed to see. FML

#18182863
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28846) - you deserved it (3531)

On 11/07/2011 at 9:24am - work - by Dlord357 (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my mother panicked and was about to report me missing when I didn't answer her calls while I was at a movie. I'm 31, and have lived on my own for over 10 years. FML

#18182410
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33138) - you deserved it (2422)

On 11/07/2011 at 7:13am - misc - by maf811 - United States (Texas)

Today, my recently ex-girlfriend's mother called me regarding her baby girl, saying, "If you mess with the chicklet, you mess with the momma hen." I have no idea what the hell this means for my future, but I'm a bit scared. FML

#18181651
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29402) - you deserved it (4878)

On 11/07/2011 at 2:20am - love - by roadkill0321 - United States

Today, as I was walking back to my dorm, I looked down and thought "I wonder why the ground is wet in just this one spot." Then I got hit with a water balloon. FML

#18180694
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25894) - you deserved it (3981)

On 11/06/2011 at 11:50pm - misc - by Kirby - United States (Ohio)

Today, I had to endure yet another evening of the old man in the apartment above me screaming, "No, I don't want to shave my nose hair, you crazy bitch." He lives alone. FML

#18178318
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29496) - you deserved it (2113)

On 11/06/2011 at 8:23pm - misc - by hurtsmyears (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I had a panic attack. Not on a crowded train, or an airplane, or in school, or any of the expected places. It was in my yoga class, which my therapist recommended for me, while I was in a dead-body position. FML

#18174225
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23726) - you deserved it (3469)

On 11/06/2011 at 12:43pm - health - by panickygrl (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I watched Change-Up with my dad. He made us leave half-way through the movie, because he thought I was too young to watch a movie this explicit. I'm 25. FML

Today, I watched Change-Up with my dad. He made us leave half-way through the movie, because he thought I was too young to watch a movie this explicit. I'm 25. FML

Today, I learned if you dream you're having a piss, you most likely are having a piss. FML

#18163240
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39107) - you deserved it (5284)

On 11/05/2011 at 9:43am - health - by rj93 - United Kingdom (Ballymena)

Today, I was over at a friend's house for a party. I was trying to strike up a conversation with one of my cute guy friends, so I showed him this funny picture of me that my friend took. His reply was "Hahahaa those Fatbooth pictures are hilarious!" It wasn't a Fatbooth picture. FML

#18162827
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33372) - you deserved it (6766)

On 11/05/2011 at 7:45am - misc - by sophhiee - United States (Maryland)

Today, during my friend's group's science project presentation, the teacher yelled at me, "Stop making stupid faces at the presenters!" I was smiling. FML

#18162768
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27533) - you deserved it (3546)

On 11/05/2011 at 7:06am - misc - by mcadabax (man) - Canada (New Brunswick)



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