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winterforever97

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  • Birth Date : Saturday 10 May 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 9972
  • Number of comments : 36
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 67 posted

About winterforever97 : music, cuddling, hanging out with friends, sleeping, watching movies, fishing, gore, nature.... fucking rad man.

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Visits<b>cheesyfeet2001</b> - 14 hours ago<b>EPKSPARTAN</b> - 15 hours ago<b>fuckobamaintheas</b> - 18 hours ago<b>alfonze07</b> - 21 hours ago<b>therealjc</b> - 21 hours ago<b>mojopin</b> - yesterday at 2:10am<b>Portuguese94</b> - the 04/26/2015 at 9:23am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 04/26/2015 at 7:57am<b>Sobe_1900</b> - the 04/25/2015 at 5:56pm<b>aliceanon</b> - the 04/25/2015 at 3:57pm<b>bolshevisky</b> - the 04/25/2015 at 10:44am<b>Mitchellbassists</b> - the 04/24/2015 at 11:45pm<b>skye147</b> - the 04/24/2015 at 5:13pm<b>incoherentrmblr</b> - the 04/24/2015 at 1:52pm<b>Cads1</b> - the 04/24/2015 at 7:04am<b>Nathan23xx</b> - the 04/23/2015 at 9:30pm<b>Markovski</b> - the 04/23/2015 at 9:18pm<b>CODplayer4lyfe</b> - the 04/23/2015 at 7:13pm

Fucked!<b>cheesyfeet2001</b> - 8 hours ago<b>EPKSPARTAN</b> - 9 hours ago<b>Nathan23xx</b> - the 04/24/2015 at 3:29am<b>m_warner1</b> - the 04/23/2015 at 5:51am<b>dakatabg</b> - the 04/17/2015 at 11:56pm<b>NickEd</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 7:51pm<b>mattzawesome</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 5:36am<b>MyDadLeftMeInKFC</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 4:39am<b>Shadowvoid</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 4:38am<b>cherokeems</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 4:11am<b>Exodiafinder687</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 4:01am<b>ComoEsJuan</b> - the 03/30/2015 at 1:56pm<b>gavdarv</b> - the 03/23/2015 at 9:07pm<b>Manosapo</b> - the 03/09/2015 at 4:37am<b>FreshToDeathEf</b> - the 03/02/2015 at 7:23pm<b>stuckintime</b> - the 02/19/2015 at 4:19am<b>SeanV979</b> - the 02/08/2015 at 7:19pm<b>buckdharma</b> - the 02/06/2015 at 1:53am

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winterforever97's favorite FMLs

Today, while at the zoo with my boyfriend, he pointed at the howling gorillas and shouted over to me: "Hah! That's what you sound like in bed!" FML

#21387442
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28306) - you deserved it (3651)

On 04/04/2015 at 8:53am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, the girl I've been seeing for less than a week started raging and ended up threatening me with a knife, after I shot down her idea of getting married next month. FML

#21387401
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32192) - you deserved it (3037)

On 04/04/2015 at 6:16am - love - by Anonymous - India

Today, I visited my girlfriend's apartment for the first time. I guess she forgot to do some spring cleaning before I showed up, because I saw my laptop on her couch. The same laptop that was stolen from my house along with several other valuables last week. FML

#21387302
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34861) - you deserved it (2346)

On 04/04/2015 at 12:04am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, things got heated with my boyfriend for the first time. Turns out he's even more inexperienced than I thought; when I started grinding against him, he frowned and said, "Um... why're you doing that? We've still got clothes on..." FML

#21387249
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29074) - you deserved it (3273)

On 04/03/2015 at 9:57pm - intimacy - by lameows - United States

Today, I found out I wasn't invited to the annual family reunion. The reason? Everyone thinks I'm "creepy" because I'm the only adult who will go out and play with the kids. FML

#21387157
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29058) - you deserved it (2122)

On 04/03/2015 at 7:00pm - misc - by big_bail (man) - United States (California)

Today, I asked my 5-year-old son how school went today. He sighed and said "Fuck off, dad." I thought kids only became such colossal douchebags in their teens. FML

#21387117
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28845) - you deserved it (5448)

On 04/03/2015 at 5:15pm - kids - by no, YOU raised him (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I used an air freshener in my room to make it smell good. At first, the smell was pretty pleasant. However, by the time it'd "soaked in" it smelled just like weed. My whole room stinks of it, and now my mum is convinced I've been smoking pot in my room. FML

#21387075
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24778) - you deserved it (3291)

On 04/03/2015 at 3:05pm - misc - by HtotheFtotheS - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today, at my cousin's wedding, there was a bouquet toss. I jumped to catch it, only to get knocked down and crushed by a woman twice my size who'd jumped backwards. It still feels like someone shattered my ribs with a sledgehammer. FML

#21387046
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23421) - you deserved it (2249)

On 04/03/2015 at 2:08pm - health - by glocked and goaded (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I wore a new shirt, but forgot to remove the price tag. It was kind of windy outside, so when I got outside, the tag hit me on the neck, I thought it was a giant insect attacking my neck. I started screaming like a little girl. I'm a 30 year old guy. FML

#21386588
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24439) - you deserved it (7406)

On 04/02/2015 at 3:58pm - misc - by Jordan (man) - Jordan (Al Balqa')

Today, I woke up my girlfriend up with a cute kiss. She was apparently having a bad dream and headbutted me. FML

#21386410
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26607) - you deserved it (2857)

On 04/02/2015 at 8:51am - health - by RomanceFail - United States (Kentucky)

Today, while at work, a guy complained about me "touching his fries." At first I thought it was a joke, because he kept smiling, even after I offered him new ones. I realized it wasn't a joke when he threw the fries on the counter. FML

#21386179
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23698) - you deserved it (2097)

On 04/01/2015 at 10:04pm - work - by QueenCee - United States (California)

Today, it's April Fool's day. I had to take a CPR class, and everything was going well. We took a break and I went to get a drink of water and started choking. They thought I was making fun of the class, and made me leave. FML

#21385728
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27738) - you deserved it (2045)

On 04/01/2015 at 1:56pm - misc - by megan - United States (Florida)

Today, my self-esteem issues got me jealous of Superman's hair. FML

#21385588
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21053) - you deserved it (5860)

On 04/01/2015 at 12:20pm - misc - by curseyousuperman (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, my colleagues were excitedly talking about going for drinks after work. I heard one of them ask, Is Sam coming?' and shortly after leave without me. I'm Sam. FML

#21385304
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24638) - you deserved it (3298)

On 04/01/2015 at 7:37am - work - by Sam - Netherlands (Groningen)

Today, my brother mentioned my dad's birthday party. I said, "What party?" He said, "Shit, forgot I wasn't supposed to tell you." My own father doesn't want me at his party. FML

#21385144
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28892) - you deserved it (3095)

On 04/01/2015 at 2:06am - love - by Anon - United States (California)



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