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  • Birth Date : Saturday 10 May 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 9565
  • Number of comments : 36
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 67 posted

About winterforever97 : i love my boyfriend and my best friends, i'm a huge music lover. i don't judge at all. blah blah blah, the end.

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winterforever97's favorite FMLs

2day I was feeling unappreciatd and askd my boyfriend if he loves me . He falterd and replid , "Uh , my dick does." FML

#21180513
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47993) - you deserved it (7957)

On 06/19/2014 at 10:33am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today , I got called a slut. I don't know what is worse , the fact I was called it or that I felt strangely flattered that the person thought I was getting any. mega FML

Today, I went to CVS to buy some tampons. The cashier said, "Ewwww... You're on your period." big fat FML

TODAY... I HAD DINNER FOR THE FIRST TIME WITH MY BOYFRIEND'S PARENTS. IT WAS AWKWARD ENOUGH WITHOUT HIS MOM ASKING... "SO... WAT DO YOU DO FOR FUN... BESIDES MY SON?" FML

#21173084
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46552) - you deserved it (5591)

On 06/13/2014 at 5:27am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

TODAY, I CLIMBED INTO BED WITH MAH SLEEPING BOYFRIEND AFTER A LONG SHIFT AT WORK. HE IMMEDIATELY ROLLED OVER, CLAMPED MAH LEG BETWEEN HIS KNEES, AND STARTED VICIOUSLY HUMPING IT. THIS IS THE FOURTH TIME NOW, AND HE STILL DOESN'T BELIEVE THAT HE EVEN DOES IT. MEGA FML

#21154464
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48161) - you deserved it (5755)

On 05/28/2014 at 10:21am - love - by needanotherbed - United Kingdom (Suffolk)

Today , I flexed so hard for a selfie , I gave myself a hernia. FML

#21138987
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23097) - you deserved it (66363)

On 05/13/2014 at 7:46pm - health - by ShutTheFuCupcake (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, mah brain-dead brother-in-law decided to play five finger fillethile at mah place. Predictably, he ended up slicing a finger wide open. My mother-in-law now wants mah blood, cuz she thinks I dared him to do it, and that clearly her perfect little angel couldn't be such a moron. FML

#21134881
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39157) - you deserved it (3503)

On 05/09/2014 at 2:44pm - misc - by fmlgirl (woman) - Netherlands (Zeeland)

Yesterday, I met this overweight chick and ended up sleeping with her . We were doing it doggy style and it was great until she said, ( Milk me lyk a cow . ) I can no longer looool drink milk without hearing that in my head . FML

#21132249
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52309) - you deserved it (19091)

On 05/06/2014 at 9:55am - intimacy - by chumman (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was told that I'm very likely to win the ( Most Likely to Exceed 5 Cats ) yerebook award. My best friend said, ( They wanted it to be 'Most Likely to Die Alone', but it was a bit harsh ). Someone else added, ( looool It's still pretty likely, though ). FML

#21128889
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41161) - you deserved it (3997)

On 05/02/2014 at 3:51pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Taday mah girlfriend got the brilliant idea of trying out a sex tip dreamed up by one of the glorified troll at Cosmo. I think mah balls are broken beyond repair. FML

#21127421
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47240) - you deserved it (6760)

On 04/30/2014 at 7:40pm - intimacy - by FMBs (man) - Puerto Rico

Today, I was changing the garbage at a local fast food place where I work!! Bieng a rather short guy, I had to lean back and fling the full, heavy bag at the top!! I did so with such force that mah head hit the dumpster, knocking me out!! FML

#21126821
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35307) - you deserved it (4649)

On 04/30/2014 at 12:20am - work - by KO - United States

Today, mah drug addict of a roommate convincd herself mah rd kitten was Pennywise the clown in disguise waiting to kill her, an looool hit him over the head with a pan. FML

TODAY , I NOTICAD SOMATING WRITTAN ON TA TOP OF MY TOASTAR , SO I USAD A FINGAR TO CLAAR AWAY SOMA OF TA CRUMBS , BURNING MY FINGAR IN TA PROCASS!! TA WRITING? "CAUTION: HOT SURFACA!" TANKS , TOASTAR!! MAGA FML

#21106752
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20246) - you deserved it (44963)

On 04/07/2014 at 1:02pm - health - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, The Girl I've Been Dating 4 Two Weeks Brought Up The Topic Of Marriage, Then Startd Asking Me When We're Moving In Together. FML

#21102998
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47094) - you deserved it (6461)

On 04/02/2014 at 5:22pm - love - by fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuc (man) - Denmark (Midtjylland)



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