Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

winterforever97

Offline (14 hours ago) | Search for a member

winterforever97

47Fucked!

winterforever97winterforever97
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Saturday 10 May 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 10415
  • Number of comments : 36
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 68 posted

About winterforever97 : music, cuddling, hanging out with friends, sleeping, watching movies, fishing, gore, nature.... fucking rad man.

winterforever97's page activity

Visits<b>pikon</b> - 8 hours ago<b>moron011</b> - 8 hours ago<b>10nachoman10</b> - 9 hours ago<b>daken96</b> - yesterday at 10:56am<b>Shadowvoid</b> - the 05/20/2015 at 2:53pm<b>IceMan11</b> - the 05/20/2015 at 11:56am<b>wmt1978</b> - the 05/20/2015 at 11:51am<b>FFStepchild283</b> - the 05/20/2015 at 9:24am<b>lil_jimmy</b> - the 05/20/2015 at 4:56am<b>saddadnmke</b> - the 05/20/2015 at 12:21am<b>Dougie_Bee</b> - the 05/19/2015 at 6:35am<b>stuckintime</b> - the 05/17/2015 at 1:23pm<b>theTravinator</b> - the 05/17/2015 at 1:43am<b>Pat5519</b> - the 05/16/2015 at 11:54pm<b>gavdarv</b> - the 05/15/2015 at 5:01am<b>e077</b> - the 05/14/2015 at 12:33pm<b>Dusty_Cups</b> - the 05/12/2015 at 8:22pm<b>Mons</b> - the 05/12/2015 at 2:52am

Fucked!<b>Xx_Slayer_xX</b> - the 05/10/2015 at 7:03pm<b>Edogg215</b> - the 05/09/2015 at 1:57pm<b>theTravinator</b> - the 05/08/2015 at 5:15am<b>FiendHunter</b> - the 05/07/2015 at 9:34pm<b>Wizardo</b> - the 04/29/2015 at 4:33pm<b>cheesyfeet2001</b> - the 04/28/2015 at 8:42am<b>EPKSPARTAN</b> - the 04/28/2015 at 7:33am<b>Nathan23xx</b> - the 04/24/2015 at 3:29am<b>m_warner1</b> - the 04/23/2015 at 5:51am<b>dakatabg</b> - the 04/17/2015 at 11:56pm<b>NickEd</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 7:51pm<b>mattzawesome</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 5:36am<b>MyDadLeftMeInKFC</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 4:39am<b>Shadowvoid</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 4:38am<b>cherokeems</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 4:11am<b>Exodiafinder687</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 4:01am<b>ComoEsJuan</b> - the 03/30/2015 at 1:56pm<b>gavdarv</b> - the 03/23/2015 at 9:07pm

winterforever97's FML badges

A new Thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

See all of winterforever97's badges

winterforever97's favorite FMLs

Today, while at work, a guy complained about me "touching his fries." At first I thought it was a joke, because he kept smiling, even after I offered him new ones. I realized it wasn't a joke when he threw the fries on the counter. FML

#21386179
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23743) - you deserved it (2098)

On 04/01/2015 at 10:04pm - work - by QueenCee - United States (California)

Today, it's April Fool's day. I had to take a CPR class, and everything was going well. We took a break and I went to get a drink of water and started choking. They thought I was making fun of the class, and made me leave. FML

#21385728
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27775) - you deserved it (2051)

On 04/01/2015 at 1:56pm - misc - by megan - United States (Florida)

Today, my self-esteem issues got me jealous of Superman's hair. FML

#21385588
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21079) - you deserved it (5866)

On 04/01/2015 at 12:20pm - misc - by curseyousuperman (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, my colleagues were excitedly talking about going for drinks after work. I heard one of them ask, Is Sam coming?' and shortly after leave without me. I'm Sam. FML

#21385304
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24679) - you deserved it (3300)

On 04/01/2015 at 7:37am - work - by Sam - Netherlands (Groningen)

Today, my brother mentioned my dad's birthday party. I said, "What party?" He said, "Shit, forgot I wasn't supposed to tell you." My own father doesn't want me at his party. FML

#21385144
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29011) - you deserved it (3100)

On 04/01/2015 at 2:06am - love - by Anon - United States (California)

Today, on my day off, I received a call from my boss asking why I wasn't at work yet. After getting dressed and an hour-long train ride later, I got there only to find out that it was an April Fool's prank. I had to take the train back home. FML

#21384991
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26309) - you deserved it (5202)

On 03/31/2015 at 10:15pm - work - by IDontGetPaidEnoughForThisShit (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, a really drunk couple staggered into the store I work at. One of them yelled at me, "Hey you! Kid! Tell us where the booze is at!" This would have been funny if these people weren't my parents. FML

#21384902
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26320) - you deserved it (2286)

On 03/31/2015 at 7:32pm - work - by DrunkParents - United States (Montana)

Today, I found out there's a support page on Facebook for people who have been "hurt" by me. FML

#21384648
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16122) - you deserved it (29743)

On 03/31/2015 at 9:41am - misc - by SupportPage - United States (California)

Today, I am seven months pregnant with my third child. I woke up to my two-and-a-half year old trying to "pop the balloon" in my tummy. FML

#21384638
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26513) - you deserved it (2887)

On 03/31/2015 at 8:56am - kids - by mokki - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I took my class to swimming lessons at the local public pool. One student came out and proudly told me that she'd pooed in the shower, but it was OK because she'd then picked it up and flushed it down the toilet. FML

#21384585
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26776) - you deserved it (2095)

On 03/31/2015 at 3:40am - kids - by Teach (woman) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, I had to teach my grandma how to burn files to CDs. I jokingly said that it doesn't involve literally burning the disks in fire, to which she responded by slapping me and calling me a patronizing brat. FML

#21383501
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23002) - you deserved it (12463)

On 03/29/2015 at 10:03am - misc - by shamwazzlefarznarfnarfwoofbaaa (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was sitting in my bedroom relaxing when I heard my little sister and my brother. Thinking it was cute they were talking again, I was listening. They were not just "talking", they were making plans on how to kill me. FML

#21383476
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31018) - you deserved it (2705)

On 03/29/2015 at 8:54am - kids - by M.SHUKRI - United States (Illinois)

Today, I fell asleep in class... And woke up hour later. My teacher let me sit there till I woke up to see what my face would be like waking up to a new class. FML

#21382364
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25803) - you deserved it (16323)

On 03/27/2015 at 11:27am - misc - by BERNDTOAST - United States (Michigan)

Today, I stopped by my local bar to maybe meet some new people. I sat in between two groups. Within a minute both groups got up and left. FML

Today, I was told by my boyfriend's parents to never come back to his house again, and was given a lecture about rule breaking. Apparently, curfew is midnight, and he isn't allowed to have girls over. This didn't sound so unreasonable until I remembered that we're both almost 30. FML



FML's blog

  • JT's illustrated FML
  • Hello everybody, how's it going? This week we're looking at the delicate art of getting along with your neighbours. If you've ever lived in an apartment building, you'll know that having people live…

Friday 22 May 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: