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  • Birth Date : Saturday 10 May 1997 (17 years)
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  • Number of visits : 8035
  • Number of comments : 36
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 56 posted

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Today, I got burned, all because the toaster scared me while I was holding a pot of boiling water. FML

#19237523
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19602) - you deserved it (5974)

On 03/08/2012 at 2:13am - misc - by thatchick3333 - United States (California)

Today, I asked my boss for a raise. He gave me a cupcake. FML

#19235270
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21128) - you deserved it (3321)

On 03/07/2012 at 8:08pm - work - by Janitor (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, I told my fiancé I wanted to hear something romantic. He said, "My dick loves your mouth." I guess that's as good as it's going to get. FML

#19231360
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25912) - you deserved it (6111)

On 03/07/2012 at 1:16am - intimacy - by Sharibabi65 (woman) - United States

Today, I thought I was home alone, so I started singing to my cat. After a half hour of this, I finally stopped. Then I heard applauding. I turned around to find my parents standing in my doorway. FML

#19227433
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11639) - you deserved it (19102)

On 03/06/2012 at 2:54pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I choked on a gummy bear and ended up in the emergency room. The first thing the doctor said to me was, "Well, that must have been 'beary' uncomfortable." The entire room burst into laughter. FML

#19222956
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25238) - you deserved it (7721)

On 03/05/2012 at 7:43pm - health - by Kayla - United States

Today, a stuffed ferret was the latest addition to the list of weird items my colleagues have found in our rubbish tip, and that they put in my office. The list also includes explicit fetish porn playing cards, live ammo and dead pheasants, to name a few. I need a new job. FML

#19220268
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18069) - you deserved it (2151)

On 03/05/2012 at 11:36am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Gateshead)

Today, a stuffed ferret was the latest addition to the list of weird items my colleagues have found in our rubbish tip, and that they put in my office. The list also includes explicit fetish porn playing cards, live ammo and dead pheasants, to name a few. I need a new job. FML

#19220268
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18069) - you deserved it (2151)

On 03/05/2012 at 11:36am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Gateshead)

Today, a stuffed ferret was the latest addition to the list of weird items my colleagues have found in our rubbish tip, and that they put in my office. The list also includes explicit fetish porn playing cards, live ammo and dead pheasants, to name a few. I need a new job. FML

#19220268
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18069) - you deserved it (2151)

On 03/05/2012 at 11:36am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Gateshead)

Today, I installed an alarm app on my phone. Turns out, to unlock the phone and get the ringing to stop, I have to answer a maths question. It took me ten minutes to get it right. FML

#19203971
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10393) - you deserved it (28384)

On 03/02/2012 at 5:53pm - misc - by Ashleigh - Australia

Today, my therapist clapped for me when I told her I'd made a friend. FML

#19195377
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26087) - you deserved it (3412)

On 03/01/2012 at 12:12pm - misc - by ohdang - United States (Illinois)

Today, my girlfriend called me a lazy pig. To prove her wrong, I decided to go lift some weights. A few reps in, my arm cracked and my first reaction was to squeal like a pig. FML

#19187002
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8271) - you deserved it (24538)

On 02/29/2012 at 1:29am - health - by Ismellbacon - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, my mother surprised me with a new alarm clock. It's attached to a toy car which races around my room with obnoxious sirens going at full blast until I crawl out of bed and turn it off. She says this will be a regular thing. FML

#19180349
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18996) - you deserved it (11503)

On 02/28/2012 at 2:10am - misc - by poop - United States

Today, I took my grandmother for a spin in my new car. Apparently, she had no idea that seat-warmers exist and that hers was turned on, because fifteen minutes into the ride she started shouting, "My ass is on fire!" causing me to swerve into a pole. FML

#19099160
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25668) - you deserved it (6897)

On 02/17/2012 at 8:25am - misc - by BOOP - United States (Montana)

Today, I was holding my 3 year old brother, and apparently he thinks it's hilarious to pull my tank top down and scream ''BOOBS!'' in public. FML

#19093688
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30288) - you deserved it (4426)

On 02/16/2012 at 2:41pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, after applying for a job at the local pet store, I picked up a ferret. It began licking my cheek, causing me to turn my head. It then latched onto my ear and hung like a giant furry hoop earring. I screamed, then quietly left the building. FML

#19091480
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19976) - you deserved it (4120)

On 02/16/2012 at 2:43am - animals - by parkertownparadise (man) - United States (North Carolina)



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