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winterforever97

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  • Birth Date : Saturday 10 May 1997 (19 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 16462
  • Number of comments : 41
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 94 posted

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Today, I told my crush that I liked her a lot. She told me not to message her when I'm drunk. FML

by FreeTacos_ / 10/28/2015 at 1:23am / United States (Colorado) / Love

Today, I was making a homemade pizza for myself. I've been unhappy lately, so I arranged the pepperoni in the shape of a smiley face to cheer myself up. The pizza burned. FML

by welp / 10/28/2015 at 12:11am / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous

Today, I tried to hold my new boyfriend's hand while on a date. He let go quickly though, letting me know that we aren't at "that stage" of the relationship yet. We've been having sex for two weeks now. FML

by Anonymous / 10/28/2015 at 12:10am / Australia (Queensland) / Intimacy

Today, I was unfortunate enough to discover what happens when you vomit mid-drink at a water fountain. FML

by itsplashedeverywhere / 10/27/2015 at 2:59pm / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous

Today, I learned the hisses of my 3 cats so I can tell who starts the fights. FML

by snydeeli000 / 10/26/2015 at 11:41pm / United States (Washington) / Animals

Today, after finishing a bottle and a half of pure cranberry juice to flush my bladder for a possible infection, I've been spewing liquid shits all day, my asshole burns and it hurts to sit. FML

by Anonymous / 10/26/2015 at 12:42am / Health

Today, I was making sweet potato chips using my new slicer. I didn't mean to make a pinky finger chip as well. FML

by dancincherrychic / 10/25/2015 at 3:00pm / United States (California) / Health

Today, I was intently watching my odometer to see it change from 99,999 to 100,000 when I ran into the back of another vehicle. FML

by Anonymous / 10/25/2015 at 9:13am / United States (Florida) / Transportation

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting heated. I kissed her on the neck, chest, stomach, and threw up as I kissed between her legs. FML

by Walter / 10/23/2015 at 11:17pm / Spain / Intimacy

Today, at a family reunion, my grandpa loudly said that I look like "a cheap Vegas whore" because of my heavy purple eye-shadow. I could tell that a few other people agreed. I was too embarrassed to explain that the "eye-shadow" was just dark circles. FML

by Anonymous / 10/23/2015 at 9:32pm / United States (New Mexico) / Miscellaneous

Today, I received the honorary title of "student of the month," because I'm the only quiet kid during class. Truth is, I just have no friends. I was given an award for being socially awkward. FML

by AlwaysAfraid / 10/23/2015 at 6:33pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I woke up at 2am and went to use the toilet. I sat there doing my business, when I heard a voice whisper my name from behind me. I live alone and the toilet is right up against the wall. I screamed and ran back to my room, then went without sleep for the rest of the night. FML

by haunted / 10/23/2015 at 4:41pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous

Today, I walked in on my best friend with his hand down my girlfriend's pants and her moaning for him to "keep going". She had the brass balls to claim she had a "tummy ache" and that he was just rubbing her stomach better. I may be a total dumbass, but I'm not THAT stupid. FML

by Anonymous / 10/23/2015 at 4:10pm / Canada (New Brunswick) / Intimacy

Today, at work, I was fired from my job for being too "forward" to my boss. All I did was get him coffee and a biscuit from McDonald's to celebrate his 15-year anniversary working there. FML

by DietKelp / 10/23/2015 at 6:30am / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I babysat for my neighbor's brat kid. The mom gave me $15 for 5 hours. I complained to my mom when I got home because last time I got $15/hour. Turns out my mom had told my neighbor that she thought they'd paid me too much last time. Thanks mom. Thanks. FML

by Thanks a lot / 10/22/2015 at 9:27pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids