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  • Birth Date : Saturday 10 May 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 9919
  • Number of comments : 36
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 67 posted

About winterforever97 : i love my boyfriend and my best friends, i'm a huge music lover. i don't judge at all. blah blah blah, the end.

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winterforever97's favorite FMLs

Today, I was so sleep-deprived, I thought a white car driving toward me was a polar bear. I screamed like a little girl and started panicking. I live in California. FML

#21396178
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25304) - you deserved it (6700)

On 04/19/2015 at 11:06am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found out my best friend's girlfriend is cheating on him with his own brother. I went over to his place and told him everything while his girlfriend was in the same room. He called me a jealous liar who wanted to break them up, and kicked me out while she looked on, smirking. FML

#21396139
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28620) - you deserved it (2880)

On 04/19/2015 at 9:08am - misc - by Anunimos (man) - Romania (Bucuresti)

Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend with a serenade. After I finished, she told me she'd come over to tell me she'd found someone else and wanted to break up. FML

#21395896
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28509) - you deserved it (2814)

On 04/18/2015 at 9:03pm - love - by socialix - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I found out that the only reason my parents have been letting me hang out with my friends so late is so they can search my room for drugs. FML

#21395867
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27341) - you deserved it (2962)

On 04/18/2015 at 7:55pm - misc - by Armstrong (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to the dentist for the first time in years. His first comment upon inspecting my teeth: "Meth. Hell of a drug." FML

#21395729
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26630) - you deserved it (9693)

On 04/18/2015 at 12:45pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I read my 10-year-old sister's diary. That's how I found out about her disturbingly detailed plan to murder me, make it look like suicide, date my boyfriend after helping him get over my death, then marry him. FML

#21395572
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35391) - you deserved it (4585)

On 04/18/2015 at 3:01am - kids - by Anonymus (woman) - Sweden

Today, I had to have a cervical biopsy. The doctor said I would feel slight cramping as she scraped cells from inside the cervix. I guess by "slight cramping" she meant I would shit, throw up, and then pass out. FML

#21395495
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29531) - you deserved it (1946)

On 04/17/2015 at 11:15pm - health - by khaoslife - United States (Kentucky)

Today, a friendly game of Cards Against Humanity somehow ended in a screaming match, my best friend's mother pulling out her tits, and me getting bit in the foot by a dog. FML

Today, I was cuddling in bed with my boyfriend when he started squeezing me as if I were a ketchup bottle. He said he wanted my period to end quicker, and he honestly thought that would work. FML

Today, I coughed so hard that I fractured two ribs. FML

#21395325
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28833) - you deserved it (2360)

On 04/17/2015 at 5:47pm - health - by rachlette (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my roommate and I are so broke, we resorted to going to a Narcotics Anonymous meeting just for the refreshments. FML

#21395180
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27338) - you deserved it (3633)

On 04/17/2015 at 11:50am - money - by jamongrande - United States (California)

Today, while mowing my backyard, I carelessly ran over a fire ant hill. Thousands of tiny stinging insects blowing towards you while you're wearing shorts and a t-shirt is definitely not fun. FML

#21395171
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25106) - you deserved it (4637)

On 04/17/2015 at 11:27am - health - by Mitchellbassists (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I got banned from my favourite online video game for calling a person on my team a "Baked Potato". FML

Today, my 13-year-old sister told me that she wants to get pregnant soon to stop her periods for a while. I can't believe we're related. FML

#21393492
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30630) - you deserved it (2396)

On 04/14/2015 at 11:49am - health - by TheGoodSister - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I decided to be healthy and make a fresh juice out of carrots and apples. Apparently, something had gone bad and now my asshole feels like a bomb just went off inside it. Good start to a healthy lifestyle. FML

#21393477
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24924) - you deserved it (3558)

On 04/14/2015 at 11:08am - health - by howaboutthemcarrots - Finland (Southern Finland)



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