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  • Number of visits : 126
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About winter_under_ice : Hey there.

Since you're actually taking the time to read this, I guess I should tell you about myself.

I'm super opinionated. I'm obsessed with Harry Potter. I'm very open minded. I refuse to apologize for my opinion, and you should too.

P.S. James Phelps is life.

Thanks for reading. Have a fun FML day.

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Today, I was creeping on an old coworker's Facebook and noticed they'd tagged my face in an old group photo as another girl. According to the comments, the girl they'd tagged me as thought it was her too. I worked there for two years and nobody mentioned the mistake. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35002) - you deserved it (5145)

On 05/22/2014 at 1:51am - misc - by ForgottenSarahMarshall (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was scheduled for an interview at a local firm owned by two partners. The secretary told me to be there at around 12:00 to 12:30 pm, so I arrived at 12:15. The first boss told me off for being early, the other one yelled at me for being late. FML

#20084697
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21470) - you deserved it (2124)

On 09/23/2012 at 5:23am - work - by whatisthisidonteven (woman) - Israel (Tel Aviv)

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

#15415559
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37146) - you deserved it (31492)

On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, I found out that applying toothpaste to your penis to make it taste good for your girlfriend is not a good idea. FML

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255 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8422) - you deserved it (72120)

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