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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 12 June 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 722
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 24 posted

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You've liked someone. How cute!

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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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winstonweigand's favorite FMLs

Today, while taking out the trash, I swung the bag back and forth, which caused it to slide across my leg. An opened aluminum can inside the bag ended up slicing through my calf, causing heavy bleeding. Baked beans sent me to the hospital. FML

Today, I looked over at the car parked next to me and noticed a very large woman plucking her mustache. She locked eyes with me and kept plucking. After that, every time I looked over, she was still staring. Staring and plucking. Now when I close my eyes, I can still see her. FML

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