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Today, I proudly informed my boyfriend that I am now a size 4, down from an 18, after months of dieting and exercising after he told me he would like me to be a size 6. He broke up with me for "not listening to what he wanted" and "being an overachiever". FML
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On 07/18/2009 at 5:35pm - misc - by overachiever - United States (Illinois)
Today, I was surprising my husband because our sex life is lacking. We have planned sex tuesday night, every week, with the lights off. When he came home for lunch, I was nude and waiting for him. He took one look and said, "I forgot you looked like that. Meh, I'm going back to work." FML
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On 07/18/2009 at 11:51am - intimacy - by Meh (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I just found out that my current boyfriend and my ex-boyfriend are rooming together at college. Visits are going to be extremely awkward. FML
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On 07/18/2009 at 12:21am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I found out that my son is not really gay. He just told me that so I'd let him have girls in his bedroom. FML
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On 07/17/2009 at 10:00pm - kids - by Pumpkin (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, my brother replaced my cologne with whiskey. I have a job interview and I smell like a drunk. FML
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On 07/17/2009 at 7:14pm - misc - by tukker (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I found out that my wife gave me head lice on purpose so I would have to cut off the ponytail that I've been growing since '99. FML
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On 07/17/2009 at 12:59pm - love - by anonamous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I took my road test. I'd never had driver's training and my mom taught me how to drive. I failed the test so badly, and when I got home my mom admitted to having taught me how to drive completely wrong because she didn't want me to get my license as she thinks I'm too young. I'm 18. FML
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On 07/15/2009 at 8:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I was hit by a car. My sister ran to see if her phone I was carrying in my purse was okay. She screamed at me while I lay in the street because I was so dumb, and that I couldn't even watch for cars. Her screen was cracked. I had to call 911 for myself. FML
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On 07/15/2009 at 3:50pm - misc - by hockey9797 (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, my neighbor confessed to me that he was homophobic and regrets that his family doesnt know it. He spent fifteen minutes explaining how much he would hate to have a gay child. I spent two hours last night convincing his son that it was the right thing to tell his family he was gay. FML
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On 07/15/2009 at 3:33pm - misc - by mook (man) - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, my neighbor confessed to me that he was homophobic and regrets that his family doesnt know it. He spent fifteen minutes explaining how much he would hate to have a gay child. I spent two hours last night convincing his son that it was the right thing to tell his family he was gay. FML
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On 07/15/2009 at 3:33pm - misc - by mook (man) - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, I was in a music shop looking for a new guitar when someone called out someone else's name and jumped on my back. I lost balance and fell forward and broke 3 guitars and damaged another 6. The guy said "Sorry, thought you were someone else" and ran out. I now have to pay £2500. FML
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On 07/14/2009 at 9:39am - money - by SomeoneElse (man) - United Kingdom
Today, my building's elevators were temporarily out of service. I climbed up 17 flights of stairs only to realize I left my keys downstairs. After the painful climb back up, the elevator lights came on. FML
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On 07/13/2009 at 9:25am - health - by Tired (woman) - Philippines (Bulacan)
Today, my friend posted my picture on Craigslist under the "men seeking men" section. I got 16 replies with 2 hours. He then decided to post another picture of me under "men seeking women" to compare results. The only reply I got was from a man. FML
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On 07/13/2009 at 9:09am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my nine year old son went around telling everyone that me and my husband had a "foursome" last month. It turns out that some douchebag counselor at the camp he goes to thought it would be funny to tell him that a foursome was a divorce. All of his friend's parents think we're kinky freaks. FML
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Today, my boyfriend of 4 years told me he was leaving me because we haven't slept together in a few weeks. I just gave birth to our first child and am still recovering from my c-section. FML
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On 07/08/2009 at 12:03am - love - by Applelover012 (woman) - United States (California)
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