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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 12 August 1998 (15 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 39
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About willow196 : Love humor. Love mongoose BMX. Love video games. Love you all! ;)

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willow196's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to the hospital due to vomiting and abdominal pain, and they decided to fit me with an IV drip. It took several tries by two different people to get the cannula in. I feel like a human pin-cushion. FML


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On 06/27/2014 at 1:32pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Japan (Kanagawa)

Today, my boss sent me some application forms to check over. After I spell-checked them and returned them, I found out they're going to be used to hire someone to replace me. FML


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On 06/27/2014 at 6:57am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my mom's funeral. My sisters and I were sitting in the front row. The funeral director, whom we had met with twice before, was going around greeting everyone. When she got to us, she asked where our mom was. Seriously? FML


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On 06/26/2014 at 5:13pm - misc - by Alex - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I heard my son say, "I don't want any bacon with my eggs". Where did I go wrong? FML


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On 06/25/2014 at 8:30am - kids - by failed dad (man) - Greece (Attiki)

Today, my friend excitedly told me about the number of guys who are romantically interested in her. I realized how pathetic my life is when all I could talk about in turn was the number of coupons I got to use today at the store. FML


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On 06/24/2014 at 2:38pm - love - by doubleCoupon (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I took my clothes off for a shower at an RV campsite. I started running the water when I noticed there was a pack of hornets in the bathroom. I stood there, stark naked, waiting for a chance to get out, for four hours. FML


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On 06/23/2014 at 1:41am - animals - by callmeclarence - United States (California)

Today, some pig slapped my ass as he passed me in the street, then looked back at me with a dirty grin. His grin turned to horror when he realized that I'm actually a guy, then to anger as he bitched me out for "tricking" him by "looking like a chick". FML


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On 06/08/2014 at 2:32pm - misc - by 404: sense not found (man) - United States (California)

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