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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 20 August 1991 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1081
  • Number of comments : 5
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Today, I stopped by the gun store to pick up a new concealed weapon for protection. As I was leaving the store, a man came up behind me, hit me with a crowbar, and stole my gun. FML

#6602015
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I agree, your life sucks (32307) - you deserved it (13052)

On 12/04/2009 at 5:01pm - misc - by lamed (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, it was my first day with new contacts, but I found out they make my eyes red and itchy. Today was also the day I had a very important meeting. They think I showed up stoned. FML

#6599049
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On 12/04/2009 at 12:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I spent 30 minutes trying to find my glasses. I don't know whats worse, the fact that I was wearing them the whole time, or that my girlfriend played along and helped me look for them. FML

#6594028
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9963) - you deserved it (29420)

On 12/04/2009 at 12:28am - misc - by wobbles (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that me and my best friend are both pregnant. We live together, and both had one night stands with the same guy. Now we are going to be each raising his children in the same house while he has decided to "not get involved" and move to a different state. FML

#6579311
387 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18079) - you deserved it (74530)

On 12/03/2009 at 1:55am - kids - by anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I had a police officer come to my house because I've been reported missing. My friends online decided to call the police because I haven't signed in for 6 days. FML

#6191568
112 comments

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On 11/07/2009 at 1:55am - misc - by iheartvodka (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I found my checking and savings account to both read $0.00. My parents transferred all my money to theirs because "I'm irresponsible, and not fit to handle money." I'm a 3.8 college student and have a full-time job. They are currently unemployed. FML

#6062810
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38179) - you deserved it (3310)

On 10/29/2009 at 10:00pm - misc - by Bummer - United States (Oklahoma)



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