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About willard3663 : Hey
I like your style
You've liked someone. How cute!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
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Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. It was just me and her. Things began to get heated, and we started doing it on the living room couch. Near the end of it I decided to whisper in her ear, "Who's your daddy?" I hear behind me, "I am." FML
Friday 3 July 2015