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- Today, I saw a drunk woman drop her purse in the street. I picked it up and went to give it to her,… Today, my girlfriend said she would give my penis a name: Gonzales. I asked why she wanted to name… Today, as usual, my boyfriend referred to his penis in the third person as "Mr. Willy". Even during…
- Today, after writing an exam, going to the gym, cramming, and then an eight our shift as a barista,… Today, I shaved down there and used new shaving cream. Apparently my cat likes the new scent and I… Today, I decided to put my hair in a bunch of braids so it would be wavy in the morning. I wake up…
- Today, I truly understood that I was in Germany when, in my workplace, during our lunch break, one… Today, straight after we had sex, my boyfriend went to the bathroom. He stayed in there for a long… Today, my mom had to go to one of her relatives’ funeral. She came to borrow a black scarf from me,…