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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 26 May 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 787
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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wildhorseman's favorite FMLs

Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML

#20572069
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22591) - you deserved it (66204)

On 04/02/2013 at 6:52pm - misc - by SayCheese - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, when I got home I noticed a statue of a gnome sitting next to the door. I've had an intense phobia of gnomes since I was a child, and I can't bring myself to walk past it. It's been half an hour and I'm still standing outside. I can see my dad through the window laughing and waving. FML

Today, I found out that there's something my new wife hates more than spiders. Black people. FML

#20441551
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27038) - you deserved it (5354)

On 01/03/2013 at 9:19pm - health - by WellShit (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I sat on my balls while at a restaurant. As I was wincing in pain and readjusting myself, my girlfriend came and sat on my lap. She landed directly on my nuts. After a minute or two, I stood up, only to rack myself once again on the corner of the table. FML

Today, just for old time's sake, I decided to jump on my bed. I ended up hitting my head on the spinning fan and knocking myself unconscious. FML

#20114543
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9737) - you deserved it (30650)

On 10/13/2012 at 2:45am - health - by lalalalainie - United States (California)

Today, I found out why it might be awkward to have your plumber and your least well-behaved dog share a name. Bad plumber. FML

#20100991
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18155) - you deserved it (2332)

On 10/04/2012 at 2:20am - animals - by acme - Israel

Today, I dropped a whole batch of penis-shaped cookies on the floor. Then I thought, "5-second rule" and started eating them. And then I realized that I was home alone, in pajamas, eating broken dick-cookies off the floor. FML

#20081762
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22675) - you deserved it (12561)

On 09/21/2012 at 3:31am - misc - by RawrSparkle (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was pulled over. The cop stated that he "couldn't see" me because I had "blended in with the dark car background", and that it looked like no one was driving. I was literally pulled over for being black. FML

#20068526
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46514) - you deserved it (4056)

On 09/12/2012 at 3:00am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I found out my friend swapped my girlfriend and probation officer's numbers in my phone. My girlfriend is wondering why I asked her permission to leave the country, and my probation officer said she can't wait to see me again. FML

#20054113
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23448) - you deserved it (3738)

On 09/02/2012 at 1:34pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, after waking up, I went into the kitchen and took a swig of milk from the carton. I overestimated my strength, and the whole thing splashed all over my face. A few moments later, my dad staggered in, looked at me in disgust, and said, "You know what? I don't even wanna know." FML

#20000538
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17183) - you deserved it (9633)

On 08/03/2012 at 3:28pm - misc - by squeltorey (man) - United States (California)

Today, I returned home to my parents' house, drunk. Hungry, I grabbed a slice of bread and some butter and took two mouthfuls. Five hours later, my mother woke me up and dragged me to the kitchen. In the middle of the table was a buttered, half-eaten sponge. FML

#19959363
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11426) - you deserved it (38158)

On 07/19/2012 at 2:55pm - misc - by Bontempi (man) - France

Today, my daughter's hamster pulled the water bottle off the glass, so I decided to super-glue the bottle back on. We came back an hour later to see if it had stuck, only to find both the bottle and rodent glued to the glass. FML

#19875784
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8056) - you deserved it (25394)

On 07/01/2012 at 11:59am - animals - by mommabuser -

Today, it was my first time meeting my fiancé's parents. My future mother-in-law had cooked steak, hearing it was my favourite food. I somehow managed to bite my tongue, and then blurt out "F*ck!" just after she asked me how it was. FML

#19775442
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20109) - you deserved it (7373)

On 06/12/2012 at 6:34am - misc - by perfectman (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my eight-year-old son thought that if he swallowed soap, his farts would smell like soap. The smell of vomit and diarrhea now permeating my house is proof of how wrong he was. FML

#19680165
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23066) - you deserved it (2269)

On 05/25/2012 at 8:15pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I accidentally adopted a dolphin for $125. FML

#19566058
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11025) - you deserved it (27185)

On 05/02/2012 at 10:39pm - money - by Optimus_Prime97 - United States



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