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wildhorseman

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 26 May 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 730
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About wildhorseman : Just another random person.

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wildhorseman's favorite FMLs

Today, I decided to go buy myself a dildo to use on my lonely nights. Once at the adult store, I also grabbed a birthday card to make it seem the dildo wasn't for me. At the register, the cashier looked at me and said, "For God's sake, save yourself some money. I already know it's for you." FML

#20742274
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58735) - you deserved it (22909)

On 06/23/2013 at 6:38am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I took my pet rabbit to the vet because I had noticed his genitals looked swollen compared to my other rabbit's. It turns out he's just "gifted". The vet laughed at me. FML

#20719275
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43388) - you deserved it (6611)

On 06/11/2013 at 10:00am - animals - by Rjlup - United States (Colorado)

Today, I found my husband farting on my pillows, bare ass. His only words were, "This isn't what it looks like." FML

#20707362
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51094) - you deserved it (4697)

On 06/05/2013 at 11:08am - misc - by Thanks Honey (woman) - United States

Today, I found out my work gave me a vacation for my performance. It's a trip to somewhere in the Caribbean, with the nickname "The Sunniest Place on Earth." I have skin cancer. FML

#20706766
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51055) - you deserved it (3743)

On 06/05/2013 at 12:22am - health - by TooSunnyForSkin - United States (Indiana)

Today, while feeding my neighbour's cats, I mistakenly switched up their foods. One has medicated food that causes drowsiness. The healthy cat got knocked out like a log. I panicked, laid him out by the bed, and spilled milk around his head to make it look "natural." I think I'm going to hell. FML

#20697165
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30443) - you deserved it (33457)

On 05/31/2013 at 10:59am - animals - by fuckshitcockwaffle (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, the weather was beautiful, so I decided to go out skating. I guess I took a wrong turn into a bad neighborhood, because I ended up being chased several blocks by a group of jacked-up thugs wielding baseball bats and taunting, "Skate or die, homie!" FML

#20673360
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44584) - you deserved it (5981)

On 05/19/2013 at 4:33pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I was hanging out with some friends, and I had to take a dump. After I was done, I realized there was no more toilet paper, so I asked my friends to get me some. They threw in duct tape, sandpaper, and saran wrap, and told me to make a decision. FML

#20613218
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50372) - you deserved it (8161)

On 04/22/2013 at 2:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML

#20572069
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22569) - you deserved it (66177)

On 04/02/2013 at 6:52pm - misc - by SayCheese - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, just for old time's sake, I decided to jump on my bed. I ended up hitting my head on the spinning fan and knocking myself unconscious. FML

#20114543
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9732) - you deserved it (30620)

On 10/13/2012 at 2:45am - health - by lalalalainie - United States (California)

Today, I found out why it might be awkward to have your plumber and your least well-behaved dog share a name. Bad plumber. FML

#20100991
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18130) - you deserved it (2329)

On 10/04/2012 at 2:20am - animals - by acme - Israel

Today, I dropped a whole batch of penis-shaped cookies on the floor. Then I thought, "5-second rule" and started eating them. And then I realized that I was home alone, in pajamas, eating broken dick-cookies off the floor. FML

#20081762
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22653) - you deserved it (12553)

On 09/21/2012 at 3:31am - misc - by RawrSparkle (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out my friend swapped my girlfriend and probation officer's numbers in my phone. My girlfriend is wondering why I asked her permission to leave the country, and my probation officer said she can't wait to see me again. FML

#20054113
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23422) - you deserved it (3734)

On 09/02/2012 at 1:34pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I returned home to my parents' house, drunk. Hungry, I grabbed a slice of bread and some butter and took two mouthfuls. Five hours later, my mother woke me up and dragged me to the kitchen. In the middle of the table was a buttered, half-eaten sponge. FML

#19959363
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11412) - you deserved it (38117)

On 07/19/2012 at 2:55pm - misc - by Bontempi (man) - France

Today, my eight-year-old son thought that if he swallowed soap, his farts would smell like soap. The smell of vomit and diarrhea now permeating my house is proof of how wrong he was. FML

#19680165
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23049) - you deserved it (2267)

On 05/25/2012 at 8:15pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I accidentally adopted a dolphin for $125. FML

#19566058
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11003) - you deserved it (27150)

On 05/02/2012 at 10:39pm - money - by Optimus_Prime97 - United States



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