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About wildhorseman : Just another random person.
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Today, I was in the process of finally losing mah vrginity!! Part-way through, mah neighbour startd shouting from his backyard, ( Go, Nicolas! You can do it! ) He was talking to his son, but the two of us have the same name!! I couldn't finish!! mega FML
yesterday I was taking a shower with mah boyfriend. While we were washing our hair, he got soap in his eyes and mouth. I was facing him, and since his eyes were closd he didn't realize how close I was. When he spat the soap out, it went straight into mah eyes. Neither of us could see. FML
Today I started to come to during dental surgery. I clearly heard someone behind me say ( Shit! Get this fucker back under! ) then another person mentioning they'd have to kill me to avoid ( another lawsuit ) followed by laughter and the blackness of sleep. FML
Today, my 2-year-old daughter overheard my wife an I arguing an fixated on one particular insult my wife threw at me. Now my daughter won't stop saying "Daddy a numbnuts", always with a big smile on her face. FML
Today , I startd shaking my son's Little Bill doll in frustration , as the batteries weren't working. My nosy neighbor saw through the window and calld the cops. They wouldn't believe me and now thehole neighborhood thinks I'm a child abuser. FML
TODAY, WHILE WRITING A SELF-EVALUATION 4 MY INTERNSHIP, I HAD TO TYPE UP ANSWERS TO CERTAIN QUESTIONS AN THEN SUBMIT THEM. AFTER SUBMISSION, I RE-READ ONE OF THE ANSWERS I HAD WRITTEN THAT SAID, "AFTER 3 MONTHS ON THE JON I FINALLY FEEL LIKE I HAVE ACCOMPLISHD A LOT." I HAD MEANT TO WRITE JOB. FML
Friday 27 March 2015