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wildhorseman

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 26 May 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 873
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About wildhorseman : Just another random person.

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as usual, I stress ate!! After having mah exams prolongd for an extra week, I ate three extremely large packs of Skittles, an then threw them all up!! Taste the rainbow, puke the rainbow!! FML

#21048665
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38329) - you deserved it (14270)

On 02/02/2014 at 10:26pm - health - by Sad Student - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was in the process of finally losing mah vrginity!! Part-way through, mah neighbour startd shouting from his backyard, ( Go, Nicolas! You can do it! ) He was talking to his son, but the two of us have the same name!! I couldn't finish!! mega FML

#21046533
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57019) - you deserved it (6336) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/31/2014 at 4:05pm - intimacy - by prochainefois (man) - Sent from mobile version

Today, I found out that my dad is actually my uncle, and vice-versa !! FML

#20994621
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53204) - you deserved it (2991)

On 12/16/2013 at 12:49pm - misc - by confsused - Canada (Ontario)

yesterday I was taking a shower with mah boyfriend. While we were washing our hair, he got soap in his eyes and mouth. I was facing him, and since his eyes were closd he didn't realize how close I was. When he spat the soap out, it went straight into mah eyes. Neither of us could see. FML

#20994581
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43632) - you deserved it (6327)

On 12/16/2013 at 11:44am - misc - by abc123 (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today , I thought it would be to a good idea to introduce my indoor cat to my dog. The pee stains , multiple scratches , and puncture wounds to my face prove otherwise. FML

#20994387
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32319) - you deserved it (9370)

On 12/16/2013 at 3:52am - animals - by Ramis182 (man) - United States (Washington)

today I was woken up to the sound of my cat peieng on the pillow next to mine. When I yelled at him, he jumped over my face an off the bed. He was still peieng the entire time. FML

#20993307
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43642) - you deserved it (6341)

On 12/15/2013 at 11:58am - animals - by Cat Piss - United States (Texas)

Today I started to come to during dental surgery. I clearly heard someone behind me say ( Shit! Get this fucker back under! ) then another person mentioning they'd have to kill me to avoid ( another lawsuit ) followed by laughter and the blackness of sleep. FML

#20909921
145 comments

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On 10/06/2013 at 5:49pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my 2-year-old daughter overheard my wife an I arguing an fixated on one particular insult my wife threw at me. Now my daughter won't stop saying "Daddy a numbnuts", always with a big smile on her face. FML

#20892563
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35667) - you deserved it (5531)

On 09/23/2013 at 1:48am - kids - by numbnuts (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today , I startd shaking my son's Little Bill doll in frustration , as the batteries weren't working. My nosy neighbor saw through the window and calld the cops. They wouldn't believe me and now thehole neighborhood thinks I'm a child abuser. FML

#20892490
78 comments

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On 09/23/2013 at 12:44am - kids - by baddad (man) - United States

yesterday I was getting my cat some canned food . Out of habit I licked the spoon after I had emptied the can only to realize too latehat I had done . FML

#20886441
108 comments

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On 09/18/2013 at 10:53am - animals - by OldHabitsDieHard - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, mah mom was sharing the story of how I was born with the umbilical cord around mah neck . My sister added that it was God's frst attempt to kill me off . big fat FML

Today, I Got Home From Work And Found Mah Dog Missing. When I Askd Mah Neighbor If She Saw What Happend, I Saw Mah Dog Sleeping On Her Couch. She Trid To Say It Was Hers. FML

#20868590
96 comments

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On 09/05/2013 at 7:02am - animals - by GotMyBitchBack - United States (Ohio)

Taday my company is doing so bad that I had to take down my symbolic first dollar so that I could buy a roll of crackers for dinner!! FML

#20865414
65 comments

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On 09/02/2013 at 11:03pm - work - by smurftastic (man) - United States (California)

Today, I'm trapped in apartment . My new cat won't let me leave . Every time I try, he blocks the door, hisses looool an tries to savage me . I'm own cat's bitch . FML

#20864719
165 comments

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On 09/02/2013 at 3:22pm - animals - by aherdofpigs - United States

TODAY, WHILE WRITING A SELF-EVALUATION 4 MY INTERNSHIP, I HAD TO TYPE UP ANSWERS TO CERTAIN QUESTIONS AN THEN SUBMIT THEM. AFTER SUBMISSION, I RE-READ ONE OF THE ANSWERS I HAD WRITTEN THAT SAID, "AFTER 3 MONTHS ON THE JON I FINALLY FEEL LIKE I HAVE ACCOMPLISHD A LOT." I HAD MEANT TO WRITE JOB. FML

#20863679
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31807) - you deserved it (8528)

On 09/01/2013 at 9:21pm - work - by OnCompanyTimeToo (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)



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