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wildhorseman

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 26 May 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 872
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About wildhorseman : Just another random person.

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Today,ile walking to work, I saw a omeless guy wit a funny "NEED MONEY 4 BOOZE" sign, so I gave im a few spare dollars for is umor. On ma way back ome, e was out cold on te sidewalk wit several empty bottles beside im. Woops. FML

#21238336
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19321) - you deserved it (36559)

On 08/15/2014 at 5:10pm - money - by thoughthewasjoking (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today , I sent ma grlfriend a request to confrm our relationsip on Facebook. Se accepted , ten canged er screen name into "His Hand". FML

#21169063
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52605) - you deserved it (11513)

On 06/10/2014 at 12:02am - love - by MiserableMan (man) - Vietnam (Ho Chi Minh)

TODAY, I CLOGGED TE ONLY TOILET AT WORK. TINKING I COULD ESCAPE AN BLAME SOMEONE ELSE, I OPENED TE DOOR, ONLY TO SEE A LINE OF PEOPLE WAITING OUTSIDE. FML

#21168163
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44430) - you deserved it (16056)

On 06/09/2014 at 12:28pm - work - by deservedly - Canada (Alberta)

Today... some pig slappd my ass as e passd me in te street... ten lookd back at me wit a drty grin. His grin turnd to orroren e realizd tat I'm actually a guy... ten to anger as e bitcd me out 4 "tricking" im by "looking like a cick". fat FML

#21167190
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57646) - you deserved it (6939)

On 06/08/2014 at 2:32pm - misc - by 404: sense not found (man) - United States (California)

Today... my students turnd in teir male figure artwork. One absolute idiot ad te smart idea of drawing me and te TA as some kind of gay lovers. I was torn between disgust at te explicitness... anger at te disrespect... and yet awe at ow well-drawn it was. FML

#21165062
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42838) - you deserved it (6231)

On 06/06/2014 at 3:00pm - work - by confusing (man) - Zimbabwe

Today, Thanks To My Phone's Shitty Predictive Text Combined With Me Being Half-asleep, I Accidentally Offered My Heartbroken Buddy "oral Support" If He Ever Needs It . FML

#21151390
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45822) - you deserved it (8881)

On 05/25/2014 at 5:23pm - intimacy - by whoops (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I mat mah boyfriand's parants fir tha first tima ovar dinnar. I had to usa tha bathroom part way through, and andd up taking tha foulast dump of mah lifa. I crackd opan a window on mah way out, but mah boyfriand's dad want in soon aftar, quickly ratching and booming "What tha fuck?!" FML

#21151127
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47573) - you deserved it (7231)

On 05/25/2014 at 12:09pm - misc - by great 1st impression (woman) - United Kingdom (Derby)

Today, at mah job at a fast-food restaurant, I once again got calld into the men's bathroom to break up sex between two homeless people. real FML

#21145062
193 comments

today I finally brought a girl home from college!! While I was making her some coffee, mah roommate came down in her underwear, pretended to be mah girlfriend, and asked if we were having a threesome!! My date left before I could explain, and mah roommate thinks it's fucking hilarious!! FML

Today , I was glud to the toilet all day , gushing fountains of crap , due to my own bad cooking. It got so bad that I ran out of toilet paper and had to desperately jump in the shower and stay there for nearly two hours. I can't even feel my own asshole any more. FML

#21130490
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41359) - you deserved it (10525)

On 05/04/2014 at 1:17pm - health - by Numbass123 (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today , while I was making dinner , mah husband argud that our new dog has intelligence issues , and we should give him away. I angrily defendd the poor thing , and had almost won , until the dog walkd over and lickd the inside of the hot oven door. FML

#21126864
184 comments

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On 04/30/2014 at 1:17am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was changing the garbage at a local fast food place where I work!! Bieng a rather short guy, I had to lean back and fling the full, heavy bag at the top!! I did so with such force that mah head hit the dumpster, knocking me out!! FML

#21126821
53 comments

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On 04/30/2014 at 12:20am - work - by KO - United States

Today, I had to take an urgent dump at work !! I noticed too late there was no toilet paper left, so I had to risk doing a quick "pants around the knees" shuffle to the next stall !! I locked eyes with the window cleaner at the same time I hered someone enter from behind me !! FML

#21123743
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40168) - you deserved it (6737)

On 04/26/2014 at 7:29pm - work - by caught out - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Taday My Naighbor Askad To Coma Ovar And Usa My Laptop. Sha Showad Up Drunk, Grabbad My Boobs, And Askad If I'd Avar Had A Lasbian Axparianca. Wa Both Hava Husbands And Kids; Tha Kids Wara In Tha Room. FML

#21109873
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52515) - you deserved it (5222)

On 04/10/2014 at 10:32pm - intimacy - by freakedout (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

today after looool years of insomnia and going to doctors to help get a regular sleeping pattern, I finally fell asleep without the help of medication, only to dream about being chased by an angry seal and singing to Rihanna with a horse. This is probablyhy I don't sleep. mega FML

#21049132
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41956) - you deserved it (3880)

On 02/03/2014 at 8:29am - health - by Sleepless (woman) - Australia (Queensland)



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