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Today, I got my nails, hair, and makeup professionally done for prom. My dad got his camera out, and I presumed he was taking pictures of my date and me. When I looked at the pictures later, they were all of the dog. FML

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On 05/19/2013 at 6:33pm - animals - by rach (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, the extremely uncooperative client whom I'm trying to defend in court sent me a letter in which he threatened to sue me, because charging him for my services supposedly violates his "constipational rights". FML

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On 05/19/2013 at 5:27pm - work - by harrington61 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, at work as a gynecologist, I called in my last patient of the day. As soon as I took a peek, I noticed that she had stuck googly-eyes above her vagina. She told me with a straight face not to be afraid, because "She doesn't bite." FML

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On 04/09/2013 at 2:01pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was at the laundromat when a huge, tattoo-covered man wearing nothing but denim booty shorts and a wife-beater sat down beside me. He stared at me for a while, before telling me all about how I reminded him of his "first prison bitch." FML

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On 05/18/2012 at 10:35pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, at a concert, I got into a fight with a man in a banana suit. FML

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On 04/29/2012 at 5:45am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I saw a picture of a dude on a Harley on my friend's wall. I asked her if it was Dog the bounty hunter. It wasn't, it was her aunt. FML

Today, my daughter decided to wake me up by putting the vacuum in my hair and turning it on. FML

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On 04/02/2012 at 1:38am - kids - by baldspot (woman) - Australia

Today, I found a bug under my foreskin. FML

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On 03/21/2012 at 12:50am - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada

Today, I had a conversation with another patient in my gyno's waiting room. It was about her getting pregnant in a truck while passed out drunk, her therapist's frequent use of a "For Dummies" books, and how she had waxed and oiled everything to impress our doctor. FML

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On 03/19/2012 at 6:37am - misc - by PatientInWaiting (woman) - United States

Today, while I was cuddling with my girlfriend, she looked at me and leaned in. Thinking she was going to kiss me, I leaned too. Just as we were about to kiss, she screamed "COW KISSES" and somehow managed to lick my eyeball. FML

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On 03/17/2012 at 10:32pm - love - by Brian - United States (Washington)

Today, my girlfriend thought it would be a good idea to go down on me with chewing gum in her mouth. I spent next hour and a half getting Orbit out of my pubes. FML

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On 03/17/2012 at 10:11pm - intimacy - by unendowed - United States (Texas)

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents. Her huge, ex-Marine father took me out back, saying he wanted to show me something. That something was a machete. He savagely buried it in a tree stump and said, "Son, if you break my daughter's heart, that'll be your dick." FML

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On 03/14/2012 at 9:06pm - intimacy - by PUA - United States (Georgia)

Today, I burned my butt on the heater when I tried to warm up after my shower. FML

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On 03/12/2012 at 4:03am - health - by anonymous - United States

Today, I came home to an eviction notice after an apartment inspection. The reason? Having an unauthorized pet that could cause unnecessary damage to my suite. My pet is a goldfish. FML

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133 comments

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On 03/05/2012 at 9:47pm - animals - by goldfish - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I went swimming in a pond. I came out covered in leeches. Terrified, I screamed, flailed about and cried out for help until half a dozen people ran over. One of them was kind enough to point out that those leeches I was so afraid of were actually patches of mud. FML

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On 03/05/2012 at 8:36pm - misc - by asdfBUTT (woman) - United States (New York)



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