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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 26 February 1993 (22 years)
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About wildchild9347 : my whole life pretty well revolves around music. escape the fate avenged sevenfold rob zombie breathe Carolina you me at six lamb of god sleeping with sirens charm city devils breaking Benjamin korn pretty much rock music in general these are my favorites but I was raised with the hair metal age. I play many instruments including guitar drums and piano. I also build cars and race cars. I was the 90s kids era pokemon flapjack adventure time and all the above. if you wanna know more get to know me

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