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Today, I was stuck on the toilet with a huge stomachache after eating bad food the day before. I got up to flush when I noticed that there was a cockroach struggling feebly in the pile of crap. I'll never know if it got there before or after I crapped. FML


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On 01/16/2010 at 3:19pm - health - by dire-rear (woman) - Singapore

Today, I was on a plane. The person sitting next to me was using the plane's wifi, and was on Facebook. They joined the group 'I hate sitting next to fat people on airplanes'. FML


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On 12/14/2009 at 1:49pm - misc - by fatman (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was doing the laundry, but couldn't tell if one basket contained dirty clothes or clean clothes. I put my head down into the basket and took a whiff to check, and smelled something strong. I looked down and noticed I had shoved my nose into my mother's dirty panties and inhaled deeply. FML


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On 06/10/2009 at 1:37pm - misc - by potpurri_needed (man) - United States (New York)

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