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  • Birth Date : Saturday 9 May 1970 (45 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 389
  • Number of comments : 44
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 16 posted

About wild_n_out : Just a regular college student from Arkansas. Yes, I have all my teeth. Yes, I'm literate. No, I don't go barefoot. No, I don't have a southern accent. Anything else you want to know about me? Shoot me a message. K, bye!!

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wild_n_out's favorite FMLs

Today, while at my job as a hostess, I was seating a couple and their adorable little girl. I tried to ask how old she was, but what came out was, "Aww, what breed is she?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (18974) - you deserved it (33895)

On 10/21/2011 at 5:27pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I overheard my boss stressing out over finding a replacement for me. I didn't know I was leaving. FML


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