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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 7 March 1993 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 916
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About wilcas713 : Well names will. 17 years old. I like music and sports. I LOVE my girlfriend, maura.

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Today, I saw boobs, in person, for the first time. Too bad they were my mom's and I'm 27. FML

#8664737
257 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31975) - you deserved it (7610)

On 02/26/2010 at 2:17pm - intimacy - by sad (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I went to the store to buy a new lego set, only to find there weren't any left in stock. I started crying before I could make it out of the store. Oh, and I'm eighteen. FML

#8248390
243 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9372) - you deserved it (41559)

On 02/14/2010 at 12:43pm - misc - by Tibblesthepengwin (woman) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, I found out my mom pretended to be me and had AIM conversations with my boyfriend. FML

#7957934
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31857) - you deserved it (2592)

On 02/07/2010 at 12:15am - love - by nekoneko (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was on my first date with my crush. When I saw her, I greeted her with, "Hey, sweetheart." She's convinced I said, "Hey, retard." FML

#7545764
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30694) - you deserved it (4734)

On 01/24/2010 at 2:32pm - love - by firstdate (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend. Things got a little hot and I started to pull up my shirt. She screamed and told me to stop because the innocence of her stuffed animals was at stake. We are 18, and she was dead serious. FML

#6933705
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22551) - you deserved it (3515)

On 12/25/2009 at 2:09am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I saw my four-year-old son running around outside, and copying everything our dog was doing. I thought it was cute, so I went to grab the camera. When I went back outside, I saw my dog eating a dead rabbit, and my son doing the same. FML

#6741094
116 comments

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On 12/13/2009 at 7:42pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my dad and I were watching Hawaii play the Navy in football. I cheered when Hawaii won. My dad turns to me and says, "You know your mother and I concieved you there?" Thanks Dad. FML

#6507580
60 comments

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On 11/29/2009 at 2:09am - intimacy - by hawaiianlovechild - United States

Today, I woke up and looked in the mirror and noticed that my face was covered in glitter. I asked my wife about it and she said she put it on me while I was sleeping so that I would sparkle like Edward from Twilight when I'm in the sunlight. FML

#6494130
298 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59839) - you deserved it (6395)

On 11/28/2009 at 12:32pm - love - by IB6UB9 - United States

Today, I found out that the plant in my kitchen that I have been watering for almost 2 years is fake. FML

#6453438
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9483) - you deserved it (48766)

On 11/25/2009 at 9:41pm - misc - by IlikeGreenPlants (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I realized that our generation will be remembered as the kids who liked sparkly vampires. FML

#6439149
341 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70174) - you deserved it (12067)

On 11/24/2009 at 7:08pm - misc - by buhknee - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I carved a pumpkin for Halloween. I thought it would be cool to carve my name, and have it shine through onto the wall behind it. I figured that if I carved my name backwards then it would show up correct on the wall. My name's Lana and now my wall says Anal. FML

#5954141
150 comments

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On 10/23/2009 at 1:22am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I saw my son. I didn't know I had a son. FML

#5919547
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37739) - you deserved it (22515)

On 10/20/2009 at 8:44pm - kids - by Raiders4ever (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was woken up from a nap by my cat attacking my face. Evidently, my husband thought it would be funny to shine a laser pointer on my cheek. FML

#5608454
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31682) - you deserved it (2887)

On 10/02/2009 at 6:23pm - love - by Zamaria - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the way to meet him. While chatting, I told him that I had a rip in my favorite jeans. When he sympathetically apologized, I said "It's okay, you're just going to take them off in a minute, anyway." I forgot my mom was in the car. FML

#5057922
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10014) - you deserved it (64232)

On 09/05/2009 at 9:39am - love - by leahbeuhh (woman) - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today, I fell asleep during naptime. I'm the teacher. FML

#5013667
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17450) - you deserved it (34845)

On 09/03/2009 at 1:05am - work - by yogabbagabba (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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