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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Monday 19 August 1996 (17 years)
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Today, I smacked my kid on top of the head for spinning the display rack while I was looking at greeting cards. It wasn't until he dramatically screamed and dropped to the floor wailing that I realized he wasn't my daughter. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28648) - you deserved it (41830)

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