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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Sunday 18 August 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 454
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Today, I smacked my kid on top of the head for spinning the display rack while I was looking at greeting cards. It wasn't until he dramatically screamed and dropped to the floor wailing that I realized he wasn't my daughter. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28812) - you deserved it (42137)

On 06/30/2014 at 7:39pm - kids - by BaWanda (woman) - United States (California)

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Friday 17 October 2014

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