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About wikkedgurl : I'm 23
From Texas
I'm a college student. (Med student)
I'm a singer
I own one of all Apple products
I don't like rude people,be nice to others.
I love FML ...
N I preordered GTA5 for PS4...
I'm a Aquarius

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wikkedgurl's favorite FMLs

Today, I tried to arrange my first gallery exhibition as a photography student. Not even my mother wants to come. FML

#21435796
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13615) - you deserved it (1184)

On 07/03/2015 at 9:42am - misc - by jasondrags (man) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, I rang up a good friend to ask her to be one of the two bridesmaids at my upcoming wedding. Before I could ask, she let me know that she would not be attending my wedding, as, "Weddings are expensive, so I'm not attending ones for people that are just acquaintances". FML

#21435764
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15092) - you deserved it (1209)

On 07/03/2015 at 6:30am - misc - by NeedMoreFriends (woman) - United Kingdom (Wakefield)

Today, I was sent to the principal's office because I refused to take my earbuds out. Those "earbuds" are my hearing aids. FML

#21435419
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23603) - you deserved it (1101)

On 07/02/2015 at 2:59pm - misc - by Deaf - United States (California)

Today, a customer complained about me for getting their order wrong. This would have been fine if they hadn't sent their ten-year-old kid to order for them. FML

#21433513
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22653) - you deserved it (1529)

On 06/28/2015 at 9:59pm - work - by CaptainFluffyPaw (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my cleavage got me out of a speeding ticket. That is, until the officer looked up long enough to realize I'm a guy. FML

#21433135
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22750) - you deserved it (3897)

On 06/28/2015 at 3:17am - misc - by fat and broke - United States (Washington)

Today, as I kissed my husband after our wedding vows, my mother-in-law muttered "Slut." loudly from the front row. Everyone heard her, but kept smiling and pretended to be oblivious. FML

#21432863
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27348) - you deserved it (1832)

On 06/27/2015 at 2:56pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my mom said that if I wasn't her daughter, she probably wouldn't even like me. FML

#21432817
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22524) - you deserved it (2380)

On 06/27/2015 at 1:40pm - misc - by anonymous - United States

Today, my parents heard about the decision to make same-sex marriage legal in all states. They're so outraged that they're even talking about getting a house in Canada. They're in for a surprise. FML

#21432698
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28045) - you deserved it (2273)

On 06/27/2015 at 5:38am - misc - by MovingtoCanada (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, another idiot was admitted to my hospital with a foreign object up his ass. Yet again, the excuse went along the lines of "I tripped and fell on it." Please, someone tell me how you can accidentally trip anus-first onto the end of a cucumber, which just so happens to have a condom on it. FML

#21432533
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30017) - you deserved it (2117)

On 06/26/2015 at 9:21pm - work - by Idiot says "HIPAA violation" (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I realized I need to get my life together after spilling ramen while taking a bath, again. FML

#21432524
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20131) - you deserved it (6294)

On 06/26/2015 at 8:57pm - misc - by college estudiata (woman) -

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to eat dinner with his parents. Everyone wanted me to start the family prayer, and although I hadn't done one in years, I accepted. It went well until I remembered you say "Amen" at the end, not "Uh... Bye." FML

#21430513
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24202) - you deserved it (5225)

On 06/23/2015 at 2:37am - misc - by Arcanin3Boss (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was using the toilet. I was still insanely pissed off over an argument with my girlfriend, which kind of explains why I was wiping my ass so furiously that my fingers broke through the tissue and ended up in my ass, causing me to shriek like a little girl. FML

#21428778
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20292) - you deserved it (12339)

On 06/19/2015 at 9:22pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I had to take my son to the hospital for drinking sunscreen. Apparently, he saw something on the internet that said if he drank it, his body would sweat it out and continually apply it to his body. He's 16. FML

#21425682
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35795) - you deserved it (5995)

On 06/14/2015 at 9:41am - kids - by afather - United States (South Dakota)

Today, my parents bought my 11-year-old brother a MacBook for my birthday. FML

#21425434
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29354) - you deserved it (1963)

On 06/13/2015 at 12:34pm - kids - by thanks for the $5 gift voucher (woman) - United States (North Carolina)



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