wideh2ogirl

Search for a member

wideh2ogirl

0Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 3484
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

This member hasn't filled in their description.

wideh2ogirl's page activity

Visits<b>Freeze</b> - the 09/10/2011 at 10:00pm<b></b> - the 01/11/2011 at 1:27am<b>damn_it_damn_it</b> - the 04/09/2010 at 3:55am<b>LBOC</b> - the 02/17/2010 at 7:16pm<b>Dani90</b> - the 01/25/2010 at 3:06pm<b>xhunterrrr</b> - the 12/27/2009 at 11:27am<b>achtung</b> - the 08/02/2009 at 10:51pm<b>whiskeyloverrrr</b> - the 07/28/2009 at 2:01pm<b>ccristinaa</b> - the 06/01/2009 at 4:51pm<b>Devikarawr</b> - the 06/01/2009 at 12:04pm<b>NATALiA_15</b> - the 05/31/2009 at 10:44pm<b>dumplings</b> - the 05/30/2009 at 1:51pm<b>IHurtMyself</b> - the 05/27/2009 at 1:22am<b>singerguy18</b> - the 05/26/2009 at 5:34pm<b>PollySighDevil</b> - the 05/26/2009 at 7:45am<b>gizmoz101</b> - the 05/24/2009 at 11:14pm<b>AzNKMA</b> - the 05/24/2009 at 2:11am<b>geesquared</b> - the 05/22/2009 at 10:02pm

wideh2ogirl's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

wideh2ogirl's favorite FMLs

Today, I had my wisdom teeth removed. The sympathetic words from my boyfriend asked if this meant I could open my mouth a bit wider for him now. FML

by smiler / 03/17/2010 at 12:59pm / United Kingdom (London) / Intimacy

Today, I took my girlfriend of five and a half years to family dinner at a restaurant. After we all had finished dessert, I got down on one knee, pulled out my great grandmother's ring and proposed. The entire restaurant was dead silent. She looked around and then slowly walked out. FML

by Anonymous / 03/17/2010 at 11:38am / United States (Rhode Island) / Love

Today, I tried an herbal tea that is supposed to increase your milk supply (I'm a breastfeeding mom). Well, it worked, and it kicked in at my office, but only on one side. So when I went into the bathroom, I noticed I had one boob WAY higher and bigger than the other. Great. FML

by mama75 / 03/17/2010 at 10:18am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Work

Today, I tried an herbal tea that is supposed to increase your milk supply (I'm a breastfeeding mom). Well, it worked, and it kicked in at my office, but only on one side. So when I went into the bathroom, I noticed I had one boob WAY higher and bigger than the other. Great. FML

by mama75 / 03/17/2010 at 10:18am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Work

Today, I put on some goggles on in the pool, only to go underwater and see an old man "discreetly" jerking it. FML

by today / 03/17/2010 at 2:12am / Intimacy

Today, my boyfriend of almost a year and a half broke up with me when he decided he wasn't in love with me anymore. We gave our stuff back, he was joking and happy the whole time until I told him I was taking back my cat. At that point he burst into tears. FML

by stunned / 03/15/2010 at 11:27am / United States (Ohio) / Love

Today, my boyfriend told me the reason he can't keep an erection while we have sex is that I'm not attractive enough. FML

by Anonymous / 03/14/2010 at 9:19am / United States (Florida) / Intimacy

Today, I met my boyfriend's mom for the first time. She pulls out a freezer bag full of condoms and says "I have some cooler ones upstairs, if you want his penis to glow in the dark." FML

by Anonymous / 03/06/2010 at 7:32pm / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy

Today, I managed to fall face-first into a used condom. FML

Today, I drunkenly hooked up with my friend's cousin. After trying to stick his finger up my butt, he blacked out on top of me with his penis still hard inside me. I tried yelling his name and pushing him off, with no success. I ended up having to call my friend to help me. FML

by lendahandmanda / 02/23/2010 at 7:01pm / United States (California) / Intimacy

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, my little sister walked in on me and my boyfriend. I told her I would give her 10$ if she just pretended it never happened. She agreed, walked out and shut the door. Later, when my parents arrived, she yells: "Nicole and Joe were naked upstairs!" FML

by ohemgee23 / 02/19/2010 at 12:31am / United States (California) / Kids

Today, my boyfriend wanted to have Valentine's Day sex. He then remembered it was unlimited pancakes at IHOP. FML

by DallasGal / 02/14/2010 at 11:31am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy

Today, my girlfriend of 11 months told me that she's been faking her orgasms the whole time. Just to make me "proud" of myself. FML

by evecamp / 02/10/2010 at 12:09am / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, I found out that whilst I was asleep last night, my boyfriend was playing on his XBox. I also found out that whenever he unlocked a new level, achievement or just generally beat someone's ass, he would celebrate by pulling out one of his pubes and putting it in my mouth. FML

by doesnttastegood / 02/01/2010 at 5:23am / United Kingdom (Bath and North East Somerset) / Miscellaneous

Today, I found out that whilst I was asleep last night, my boyfriend was playing on his XBox. I also found out that whenever he unlocked a new level, achievement or just generally beat someone's ass, he would celebrate by pulling out one of his pubes and putting it in my mouth. FML

by doesnttastegood / 02/01/2010 at 5:23am / United Kingdom (Bath and North East Somerset) / Miscellaneous