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whyme203

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whyme203

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 9 August 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 851
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About whyme203 : Hey my name is Sergio. I'm a college student. I attend C.S.N I plan to go to UNLV in 2 years and am majoring in secodary education I like to play XBOX live. Feel free to message me if you want to learn more about me or just talk

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Today, I brought my best friend home and told my dad we were going to study together. He loudly replied "Woah!", stumbled around for a few seconds like he was drunk, then apologized and said the "sheer amount of gayness" between us had overloaded his gaydar. We're not gay, dammit! FML

#21429349
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25422) - you deserved it (2989)

On 06/21/2015 at 2:04am - misc - by notgay (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my boyfriend came to my work, at a drive thru, in my car, and then got mad at me because I wouldn't give him free food. In his anger, he put my car in reverse and backed out of line very quickly, only to smash into a paying customer. FML

#21428964
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26214) - you deserved it (2328)

On 06/20/2015 at 6:45am - love - by ugh - United States (Florida)

Today, I went to my boyfriends house to meet his parents, and now they have a dead rabbit because I sat on it. FML

#21428963
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24422) - you deserved it (4823)

On 06/20/2015 at 6:42am - animals - by rabbitkiller - China (Nei Mongol)

Today, I went to a domestic violence counseling group. I was the only male there, and I explained that my girlfriend punches me in the face in front of my kids. Everyone started laughing. FML

Today, I pulled a piece of dental floss out of my ass. How it got there is one of life's great mysteries. FML

#21403757
141 comments

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On 05/03/2015 at 3:42am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, while mowing my backyard, I carelessly ran over a fire ant hill. Thousands of tiny stinging insects blowing towards you while you're wearing shorts and a t-shirt is definitely not fun. FML

#21395171
51 comments

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On 04/17/2015 at 11:27am - health - by Mitchellbassists (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my 3-year-old son said to me, "Fuck a duck, Daddy." I have no idea where he heard this. FML

#21382327
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28567) - you deserved it (3035)

On 03/27/2015 at 9:29am - kids - by njh - Ireland

Today, I decided to confront my fear of birds when my friend's pet bird was walking up to me. He got on my arm, climbed up and attacked my face. FML

#21379871
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (766) - you deserved it (3418)

On 03/23/2015 at 12:42am - animals - by birdsterrifyme - United States (Missouri)

Today, in my online class I accidentally unmuted my mic. Normally that would be fine except today I decided to serenade myself with a silly song. I didn't realize until everyone started clapping at the end of the song. FML

#21373396
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27602) - you deserved it (6307)

On 03/12/2015 at 8:39pm - misc - by acapelladisaster - United States (Indiana)

Today, my girlfriend and I were talking about times we'd made our mothers cry. She said she'd only made her mother cry once. When I asked when, she said, "When I told her I was thinking about dating you." FML

#21364495
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32042) - you deserved it (3017)

On 02/27/2015 at 9:13am - love - by shoggoth_wild - United States (Mississippi)

Today, my boyfriend and I broke up because we got into a fight over what color that confusing black and blue and white and gold dress was. FML

#21364239
280 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31735) - you deserved it (67)

On 02/26/2015 at 10:07pm - love - by confused - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I came home from work to find that my girlfriend had sold all of my N64 and Atari games and both the consoles and bought me a PS4 with the money. While I was standing there in shock, she kissed me on the cheek and said, "I know, I'm the greatest." FML

#21361122
462 comments

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On 02/22/2015 at 3:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I won a game of Monopoly against my girlfriend. She reacted by sweeping the board off the table, storming out the front door, and mowing down my mailbox driving away. FML

#21352803
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31366) - you deserved it (3756)

On 02/09/2015 at 3:42pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my in-laws were visiting. My mother-in-law asked my 10-year-old son what he wants to be when he grows up. He said "A pimp!" I have no idea where he even heard the word, but the death glares my in-laws gave me made me want to shrivel up and die. FML

#21342258
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28574) - you deserved it (2918)

On 01/22/2015 at 1:27pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)



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