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Today, I went to get a sports physical at a hospital. My nurse was morbidly obese and unattractive. She told me she would go through the tests listed on the sheet. She did everything, including feeling my genitalia. When it was done, I read over the sheet. Genitalia wasn't a test listed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (105985) - you deserved it (8361)

On 02/28/2009 at 4:58pm - health - by TahRah (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I walked home from a guy's dorm early in the morning, still wearing my dress and heels from the night before. I walked by a mother and her little daughter, who said "Mommy, why is she so dressed up so early in the morning?" and the mom replied "Because honey, she makes bad decisions." FML

#152596 (123)

I agree, your life sucks (16141) - you deserved it (47796)

On 02/27/2009 at 1:39pm - misc - by LuvShawn (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I met this really attractive guy who introduced himself as Wyan. He was really cool and sweet and we got along pretty well. Then someone informed me that his name is Ryan and that he has a speech impediment, AFTER I had been referring to him as Wyan for quite some time. FML

#150793 (80)

I agree, your life sucks (37481) - you deserved it (10820)

On 02/27/2009 at 2:58am - love - by hellosaila (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had the cops called on me because I accidentally texted "I'm going to kill you and use your head as hood ornament" to my ex-fiance, instead of my best friend. I only texted that because he got a better grade on an exam than me. Now I have a court date. FML

#133313 (95)

I agree, your life sucks (22592) - you deserved it (31045)

On 02/25/2009 at 2:05pm - misc - by Joe (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, in art class we finally had the critique for the self portraits we've been working on for a month. We critique a few and come to mine. Everyone is silent. Finally, one girl says "I'm just going to be blunt. It doesn't look like you. You're not that pretty." Everyone nods. FML

#132596 (97)

I agree, your life sucks (49622) - you deserved it (3762)

On 02/25/2009 at 12:07pm - misc - by mylifeeee - United States (Virginia)

Today, it was really cold and windy and I started my car before work. I locked the front door of my house and shut it behind me to leave. The wind was blowing and all my hair got shut in my locked front door... with my keys in my car's ignition. FML

#132091 (65)

I agree, your life sucks (36901) - you deserved it (3792)

On 02/25/2009 at 10:09am - misc - by wheels - United States (Maryland)

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Today, a customer that I've been waiting on for years came into the restaurant after a long absence. I said to him, "Hey man, it looks like you lost a lot of weight! How'd you do it?" He replied, "I got cancer." FML

#131042 (45)

I agree, your life sucks (43044) - you deserved it (7424)

On 02/25/2009 at 2:25am - work - by yawho (woman) - Japan (Tokyo)

Today, I applied for a job in an Italian restaurant. Ideally I wanted to be a hostess rather than a waitress, and I told the manager as much. His response? "No no no. Hostess no good for you. We leave that to the pretty girls." FML

#121635 (56)

I agree, your life sucks (38606) - you deserved it (2603)

On 02/24/2009 at 5:37am - work - by Ren (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, after class I was chatting with my teacher, a really cool and stylish old black guy. I tell him he reminds me of one of those soul dudes from those 70s movies, right down to the pimp-walk. He tells me he walks that way because he was beaten for drinking out of the wrong fountain as a kid. FML

#115273 (106)

I agree, your life sucks (15734) - you deserved it (35939)

On 02/23/2009 at 5:11pm - misc - by catfish - United States (Texas)

Today, I was over at my boyfriend's house and I heard a strange sound. I laughed and said, "It sounds like a dog throwing up!" He listened for a second and said "That's my mom crying downstairs." FML

#115148 (35)

I agree, your life sucks (8556) - you deserved it (27872)

On 02/23/2009 at 4:58pm - animals - by frenchpop1960 (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I found out my angry ex girlfriend put Nair in my shampoo before moving out of my dorm. I'm now balding at 19. FML

#103083 (53)

I agree, your life sucks (43474) - you deserved it (6323)

On 02/22/2009 at 10:57am - love - by lee (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, after weeks of agonising, I told my best friend (who I am madly in love with) that I love her. She said: "me too, you're like a brother and a best girlfriend rolled into one!" FML

#102544 (115)

I agree, your life sucks (42701) - you deserved it (3337)

On 02/22/2009 at 5:01am - love - by Reaper - South Africa (Western Cape)

Today, while changing my tampon in the stall of my high school's bathroom, I lost control of the plastic applicator. The blood-covered apparatus shot out like a rocket underneath the stall door. For a moment I thought no one noticed, then the screaming began. FML

#99894 (126)

I agree, your life sucks (39897) - you deserved it (4051)

On 02/21/2009 at 10:16pm - misc - by isuckatlife (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my mother told me she was going out of town this weekend. I re-assured her that I would not throw a party. She replied "Oh, like you have enough friends to do that." FML

#98981 (35)

I agree, your life sucks (34461) - you deserved it (2726)

On 02/21/2009 at 8:20pm - misc - by stinker (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I got an email from my professor with my grade for a paper. It said, "Solid writing, but you should have proofread your final draft more carefully." In a moment of annoyance, I typed in the reply box, "God should have proofread your FACE more carefully." My elbow hit the send button. FML

#97434 (112)

I agree, your life sucks (10991) - you deserved it (45823)

On 02/21/2009 at 4:43pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Texas)