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why_teh_hell

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 14 March 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3733
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About why_teh_hell : I pass my honest opinion through comments, even though I'm probably just another useless comment to your day. I'm definitely a unique person and am not afraid to do what I love, regardless of what others think of me. I am an avid gamer, and quite the nerd. You can tell by my listed place of residence on here. xD That is where I'd rather be. Wanna know more about me? Don't be afraid to send a message my way! I promise I won't bite. *mumbles* unless you bite first...

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Visits<b>lil_jimmy</b> - the 05/13/2015 at 11:57pm<b>Wizardo</b> - the 05/09/2015 at 6:01am<b>imkool136</b> - the 05/06/2015 at 5:25am<b>dakotadavisbruh</b> - the 05/06/2015 at 1:11am<b>Killswitchknot</b> - the 05/03/2015 at 10:42pm<b>deathgrips</b> - the 05/03/2015 at 4:59pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 04/25/2015 at 5:02pm<b>dangoldman</b> - the 04/12/2015 at 12:58pm<b>10nachoman10</b> - the 04/10/2015 at 7:39pm<b>wolfgold2</b> - the 04/10/2015 at 1:50pm<b>ItsaBucsLife</b> - the 04/10/2015 at 11:08am<b>rockwrench</b> - the 04/10/2015 at 9:04am<b>christofferkamal</b> - the 04/10/2015 at 8:35am<b>scottyboy417</b> - the 04/10/2015 at 1:47am<b>Steffi3</b> - the 04/08/2015 at 1:45am<b>Captain_Brittain</b> - the 04/08/2015 at 1:35am<b>TheBeast26</b> - the 04/08/2015 at 1:14am<b>chrisstachon</b> - the 04/04/2015 at 5:10am

Fucked!<b>lil_jimmy</b> - the 05/14/2015 at 5:57am<b>imkool136</b> - the 05/06/2015 at 11:25am<b>ItsaBucsLife</b> - the 04/10/2015 at 5:09pm<b>christofferkamal</b> - the 04/10/2015 at 2:37pm<b>chrisstachon</b> - the 04/04/2015 at 11:10am<b>Acerhawk</b> - the 02/26/2015 at 10:09pm<b>Hunter4413</b> - the 02/15/2015 at 7:44am<b>RA91</b> - the 11/26/2014 at 11:56am<b>gary3768</b> - the 11/26/2014 at 9:55am

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why_teh_hell's favorite FMLs

Today, while teaching my class, I hooked my laptop up to the projector and put on a documentary. I left it playing and went to the toilet. When I came back the whole class was talking to my mother. She must've Skyped me while I was gone and someone answered the call. FML

#21409928
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32158) - you deserved it (7051)

On 05/14/2015 at 8:42am - work - by HiddlePuff - Australia

Today, my mom announced my pregnancy to the entire family via Facebook with the post, "Just went from a MILF to a GILF in one moment of unprotected sex." FML

#21401833
100 comments

Today, I got banned from my favourite online video game for calling a person on my team a "Baked Potato". FML

Today, my husband came too soon during sex. He then tried to pretend it didn't happen and continued. He humped me with a half-erect noodle for about seven minutes before I finally called him out. FML

#21394468
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32038) - you deserved it (4913)

On 04/16/2015 at 1:04am - intimacy - by Evra (woman) - United States

Today, I caught my teenage daughter doing her laundry for the first time ever. She had piles of black and white, but then she threw them together in the washing machine. I told her blacks and whites were supposed to be separate, but she just said, "End the segregation, mom." FML

#21392458
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30028) - you deserved it (5458)

On 04/12/2015 at 4:57pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, while walking down the street, a cute guy approached me. We ended up having some drinks then heading back to his place and hooked up. Afterwards, I used the bathroom, and when I came out, he was going through his wallet and asked me how much he owed me. FML

#21391926
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31763) - you deserved it (9550)

On 04/11/2015 at 6:05pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my husband was involved in a horrible series of accidents; he repeatedly slipped and fell into my best friend's vagina. FML

#21382840
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45440) - you deserved it (3339)

On 03/28/2015 at 5:20am - intimacy - by soontobewidow (woman) - Turkey (Istanbul)

Today, while working at McDonald's, a guy asked me to deep fry his salad. FML

#21376328
105 comments

Today, my little sister complained about a young boy in her class always pulling her hair. She asked when boys will stop doing it. My mom replied, "They won't, even when they're grown-ups," then looked over at my dad and shared a dirty smirk. FML

#21369959
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35901) - you deserved it (3264)

On 03/07/2015 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by greatly disturbed - United States (California)

Today, my teacher reached over to hand me a paper. I thought it would be funny to flinch and say, "Dad, please don't hit me". Unfortunately, he didn't think it was a joke, so I got questioned by the on-campus officer. FML

#21368562
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14328) - you deserved it (42700)

On 03/05/2015 at 9:32am - misc - by jlol - United States

Today, my girlfriend said she was going to start appreciating the little things in life. She's starting with my penis. FML

#21364983
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34361) - you deserved it (4979)

On 02/28/2015 at 12:03am - intimacy - by FreshDonuts (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I saw my grandma had registered on Facebook, so I wrote a welcome post on her wall. She replied "Delete." several times, then called me, accusing me of "hacking" her and demanding that I remove my name from her page at once. FML

#21364671
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29751) - you deserved it (2669)

On 02/27/2015 at 3:20pm - misc - by Y_Y (man) - United States

Today, while having sex, my fiancé started talking dirty. I enjoyed it, until he had a brain fart and said, "God, you love fucking my pussy." FML

#21364648
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29765) - you deserved it (3169)

On 02/27/2015 at 2:37pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my girlfriend gave me my first handjob. I was nervous, so when she went to do it, I panicked and yelled, "Firmly grasp it!" She then couldn't stop laughing because it was a line from SpongeBob. FML



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