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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 8 March 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 894
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About why_me022 : Im A Pretty Exciting Person For The Most Part.
I Play Softball And I Cheer For My High School... Wierd Mix Of Sports Right?
I Just Like Being Outside
And Im Random.
Dont Know What Else To Tell You

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Today, I went out for coffee with a guy I really like. We met up at the local café, and decided to sit at a counter in front of the window. We talked and flirted for a while. Then he kissed me, and while he was kissing me someone banged on the window. It was my parents. They didn't know I'm gay. FML

#520285
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (90432) - you deserved it (32902)

On 03/21/2009 at 10:38pm - love - by clementine_k (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, while I was out to eat, I was approached by the restaurant manager. He told me that while he respected my personal choices, his patrons didn't feel comfortable with someone who used to be a man using the women's restroom. He thought I was a transsexual. I am a naturally-born female. FML

#424816
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (339397) - you deserved it (31823)

On 03/17/2009 at 9:24pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, I was eating lunch naked at my home watching porn on the big screen. I heard the garage door opening meaning my roommate was coming home. In my haste to get dressed, I fell back in the barstool I was sitting in and knocked myself out. I woke up still naked and with lettuce all over me. FML

#278861
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22602) - you deserved it (73191)

On 03/11/2009 at 8:26pm - intimacy - by HansonLUVR (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML

#142795
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (252828) - you deserved it (59793)

On 02/26/2009 at 12:57pm - intimacy - by Picaresque (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

#86179
737 comments

I agree, your life sucks (768193) - you deserved it (82701)

On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)



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