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  • Birth Date : Thursday 9 August 1990 (24 years)
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Today, my girlfriend was about to give me a blowjob. When her lips met my penis, there was a huge static shock. I never got the blowjob, she is still laughing and I have ice on my penis. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44798) - you deserved it (6149)

On 02/06/2009 at 2:54pm - intimacy - by beerpong26 - United States (Ohio)

Today, I found out the girl I've been trying to date for six months is gay. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24395) - you deserved it (5195)

On 01/30/2009 at 10:28am - love - by The L word - United States (Illinois)



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