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  • Town/Country : Leiden, The Netherlands
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 9 August 1990 (22 years)
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Today, I took my friend to buy a pregancy test. She took it and it came out negative. I decided to re-pee on it to be funny...it turned to positive. FML

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On 02/12/2009 at 11:34am - misc - by whybia (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my girlfriend was about to give me a blowjob. When her lips met my penis, there was a huge static shock. I never got the blowjob, she is still laughing and I have ice on my penis. FML

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On 02/06/2009 at 2:54pm - intimacy - by beerpong26 - United States (Ohio)

Today, I found out the girl I've been trying to date for six months is gay. FML

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On 01/30/2009 at 10:28am - love - by The L word - United States (Illinois)



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