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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 6 October 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 661
  • Number of comments : 31
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About whitetiger13131 : Ok, so I'm pretty bad at 'about me' things... don't judge. I absolutely love harry potter, cats, and softball. I love playing WOW, I have been referred to as 'one of the guys' so dudes... please don't hit on me... oh and ps if I say something you don't like, don't message me, that's just a bitch move. if you simply want to chat, and you're under 20, goferit :) kik: whitetigger13

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whitetiger13131's favorite FMLs

Today, I went through the nightmare of having to go to my doctor so he could remove a living spider from my nasal cavity. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31333) - you deserved it (2096)

On 02/28/2015 at 4:04am - health - by Anonymous - Australia

Today, the neighbors called the cops because they heard "gun shots". My girlfriend and I were popping bubble wrap. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27972) - you deserved it (2386)

On 02/26/2015 at 7:35pm - misc - by We're still popping them - United States (California)

Today, I apologised to someone for my misuse of the word 'coloured' in a discussion about ethnic minority issues. They then got even more angry and said that to even quote the word in the context of an apology is evidence of my ignorance and inherent racism. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25453) - you deserved it (4176)

On 02/24/2015 at 6:13pm - misc - by whiteycan'tgetitrightey - United Kingdom (Norfolk)

Today, a man approached me and told me he wanted to drink my dirty bath water. FML

Today, I hit my head on the steering wheel when I sneezed. I managed to honk the horn and the guy next to me couldn't stop laughing. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30965) - you deserved it (4480)

On 02/22/2015 at 8:41pm - misc - by headache - United States

Today, my girlfriend confessed to cheating on me. Unfortunately, she's a pathological liar and I can't be sure if it's really true, along with half the stuff she tells me on a daily basis. Love is hard. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28790) - you deserved it (9637)

On 02/15/2015 at 11:02am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, during a family game of basketball, my 15 year old son shoved me hard to get the ball. I fell and cut my arm badly on the ground. I yelled at him for being an idiot. He replied "Oh jeez, a bleeding woman being a bitch, what a fucking shocker." My husband doubled over laughing. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38142) - you deserved it (6708)

On 01/23/2015 at 2:25pm - kids - by nosexforthee (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my mom paid me a surprise visit me at my university dorm. She ended up rifling through my stuff and started to pull out a box from on top of my wardrobe. Before I could stop her, it slipped and fell. Today's forecast: 100% chance of dildo rain. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31776) - you deserved it (4515)

On 01/16/2015 at 8:41pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my brother woke me up by trying to light my bed on fire. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28728) - you deserved it (2336)

On 01/11/2015 at 3:44am - misc - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, I overheard my boyfriend bragging about me to his friends, telling them I have a great smile, cute hair, and very perky tits. This wouldn't be so bad if we weren't both men. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29865) - you deserved it (6109)

On 01/09/2015 at 4:11am - love - by pitytitty (man) - United States (California)

Today, I thought one of my flatmates was beating his girlfriend, so I barged in about to stop him. Turned out they were having really rough sex. FML

Today, I was working out on a horse farm. I slipped and fell on some ice, whacking my head on the metal gate in the process. As I was getting up, I accidentally grabbed the electric fence. FML

Today, I got to explain to someone that "enjoying the warm, rich aromas of fecal matter" is not a good subject to use as an ice breaker for making friends. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35120) - you deserved it (4304)

On 06/03/2014 at 6:51pm - misc - by Aether - United States (Texas)

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