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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 27 September 1998 (17 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1734
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About whitetiger13131 : I absolutely love harry potter, cats, and softball, playing WOW among other video games, if I say something you don't like, don't message me, that's just a bitch move. if you simply want to chat, and you're under 20, feel free to ask for my kik :)

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Today, I found out that my contact name in my girlfriend's phone is "Dipshit McFucktard". FML


I agree, your life sucks (23379) - you deserved it (3794)

On 09/26/2015 at 8:08am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, it's been 2 days since my boyfriend "accidentally" slipped into the wrong hole while continuing to hammer me at full speed. I still can't poop or even walk right. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33414) - you deserved it (4609)

On 08/15/2015 at 5:32am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, while having sex with my girlfriend for the first time, I pushed all the way in. She said, "Stop teasing me, put everything in." FML


I agree, your life sucks (38199) - you deserved it (4185)

On 08/11/2015 at 10:23pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Israel (Tel Aviv)

Today, I had to serve an incredibly rude and irrationally angry customer, but I managed to keep my cool. When he finally went to leave with his purchase, I wished him a good day. He whirled around and yelled "I'll have whatever the fuck kind of day I want, bitch!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (27310) - you deserved it (1877)

On 08/08/2015 at 6:23pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was at a restaurant where the host is an attractive guy with only one arm. I was with my family, so I didn't want to be too obvious when checking him out. It seems like I was, though, because he came over and told me it was rude to stare at his arm. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25487) - you deserved it (3866)

On 07/03/2015 at 9:45pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I tried talking to my wife about our sexless marriage. Her only response was to toss me a sock and say "Knock yourself out, fuckstick." FML


I agree, your life sucks (31963) - you deserved it (4068)

On 06/07/2015 at 3:54am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my grandmother came to visit and asked me, "Did you change your hair, or are you just fatter now?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (28637) - you deserved it (2821)

On 05/07/2015 at 7:01am - misc - by Chubby (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I found out that, given the correct velocity, a used condom can actually fly through a tiny window and slap you on the leg. I also found out that when you go to the window to yell at the perpetrator, they might have more ammunition. FML

Today, for the first time in my life, a girl showed interest in me. She sent me a text message saying she wanted to come over and fuck my brains out. This would've made me the happiest guy alive, if only she weren't my extremely drunk sister. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37115) - you deserved it (3111)

On 04/11/2015 at 4:55pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I went to buy some makeup. As I was checking out, the cashier said, "You're going to need more than that to cover up that face." FML


I agree, your life sucks (35622) - you deserved it (2877)

On 04/07/2015 at 11:43am - misc - by f my lifw - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40922) - you deserved it (3613)

On 03/30/2015 at 6:30am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, my husband was involved in a horrible series of accidents; he repeatedly slipped and fell into my best friend's vagina. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49706) - you deserved it (3733)

On 03/28/2015 at 5:20am - intimacy - by soontobewidow (woman) - Turkey (Istanbul)

Today, as I was closing up at my sandwich-making job when a huge bus full of basic, snobby, preppy cheerleaders came in. They literally "can't even" decide what they want. FML

Today, I turned in my homework. Too bad I accidentally handed in the printed answer sheet I found online to copy from. FML


I agree, your life sucks (14156) - you deserved it (48170)

On 03/19/2015 at 1:05am - misc - by copycat - United States (California)

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