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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 6 October 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1182
  • Number of comments : 78
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About whitetiger13131 : I absolutely love harry potter, cats, and softball, playing WOW among other video games, if I say something you don't like, don't message me, that's just a bitch move. if you simply want to chat, and you're under 20, feel free to ask for my kik :)

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Today, I was at a restaurant where the host is an attractive guy with only one arm. I was with my family, so I didn't want to be too obvious when checking him out. It seems like I was, though, because he came over and told me it was rude to stare at his arm. FML


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On 07/03/2015 at 9:45pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I tried talking to my wife about our sexless marriage. Her only response was to toss me a sock and say "Knock yourself out, fuckstick." FML


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On 06/07/2015 at 3:54am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my grandmother came to visit and asked me, "Did you change your hair, or are you just fatter now?" FML


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On 05/07/2015 at 7:01am - misc - by Chubby (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I found out that, given the correct velocity, a used condom can actually fly through a tiny window and slap you on the leg. I also found out that when you go to the window to yell at the perpetrator, they might have more ammunition. FML

Today, for the first time in my life, a girl showed interest in me. She sent me a text message saying she wanted to come over and fuck my brains out. This would've made me the happiest guy alive, if only she weren't my extremely drunk sister. FML


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On 04/11/2015 at 4:55pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I went to buy some makeup. As I was checking out, the cashier said, "You're going to need more than that to cover up that face." FML


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On 04/07/2015 at 11:43am - misc - by f my lifw - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML


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On 03/30/2015 at 6:30am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, my husband was involved in a horrible series of accidents; he repeatedly slipped and fell into my best friend's vagina. FML


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On 03/28/2015 at 5:20am - intimacy - by soontobewidow (woman) - Turkey (Istanbul)

Today, as I was closing up at my sandwich-making job when a huge bus full of basic, snobby, preppy cheerleaders came in. They literally "can't even" decide what they want. FML

Today, I turned in my homework. Too bad I accidentally handed in the printed answer sheet I found online to copy from. FML


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On 03/19/2015 at 1:05am - misc - by copycat - United States (California)

Today, my dad spent 30 minutes incorrectly correcting me about our legal system. He thinks he knows more than me because he's been divorced twice. I'm a lawyer. FML


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On 03/18/2015 at 3:06am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I went to get a physical, forgetting I'd shaved my pubes the day before and still had bad razor burn. My doctor told me I had "dicken pox" and was prescribing me with shaving cream. FML

Today, my mother walked in on me watching porn. As punishment, she sat down and made me watch the rest of it with her as she gave play-by-play commentary. FML


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On 03/05/2015 at 10:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

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