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whiteboy896
  • Town/Country : Houston , USA
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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 12 January 1993 (20 years)
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  • Number of comments : 64
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Today, I had my high school reunion. The nerdy guy that I picked on all 4 years had married a Swedish supermodel, then divorced her for a Brazilian supermodel. My girlfriend works at 7-11. Karma sucks. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17813) - you deserved it (192683)

On 05/17/2009 at 4:16pm - misc - by karmasabitch (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I told my morbidly obese teacher that he had mustard on his chin. He tried to wipe it off and I said without thinking "No, your other chin." FML

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On 04/21/2009 at 1:42am - misc - by anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I had the good fortune of finding a seat on the bus, not the norm in Peru. Several minutes after sitting down, I felt something on my shoulder. Thinking it was a hand, I turned my head to look. I came face to face with a dirty man's crotch, it was his erection resting on my shoulder. FML

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On 04/17/2009 at 9:19pm - intimacy - by gringa_Peru (woman) - Peru (Lima)

Today, I set my AIM status to be the currently-playing file on my iTunes. I've downloaded a lot of porn to my iTunes, and I wanted to watch some. My status changed to "Girl in Latex gets fucked in the ass." FML

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On 04/04/2009 at 12:15pm - misc - by ohshittttttt - United States (New York)

Today, I went to the movies with some girlfriends. The guy behind us was making these pervy, heavy breathing noises, so we threw some popcorn at him. When the movie finished, we saw him in a wheelchair - with a breathing tube sticking out of his neck. FML

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On 03/04/2009 at 8:13pm - health - by sheyo (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)



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