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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 12 January 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1597
  • Number of comments : 133
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I saw an elderly gentleman in the street wereing a shirt with a big QR code on it . Amused, I used an app on my phone to decode it . It gave me a shortened web address,hich I followed, only to be faced with a picture of the same gentleman naked, grinning, and giving a thumbs up . big fat FML

#20882561
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55116) - you deserved it (27684)

On 09/15/2013 at 3:53pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Romania (Bucuresti)

Today, I Got Fird From Mah Volunteer Job . FML

#20879963
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39386) - you deserved it (9819)

On 09/13/2013 at 6:24pm - work - by Volunteer (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I Had A Dream Inhich I Was Playing Tennis. As I Hit A Powerful Serve, I Suddenly Woke Up Due To Having Slappd Myself In The Face. FML

#20875790
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42082) - you deserved it (6170)

On 09/10/2013 at 2:44pm - misc - by Grand Slam (man) - Belgium (Vlaams-Brabant)

Today , I read a seemingly seriou article online looool about giving yur smartphone some extra charge by putting it in the microwave 4 one minute. My phone is now fried. FML

#20864782
526 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18773) - you deserved it (134044)

On 09/02/2013 at 4:37pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arkansas)

Today , My Boyfriand And I Wara Gatting Intimata. As I Startd Gatting Closa To Having My First Avar Orgasm , I Got Axtramaly Short Of Braath And Startd Hyparvantilating. His Raaction Was To Covar My Mouth To Shut Ma Up.

#20852629
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54851) - you deserved it (7214)

On 08/24/2013 at 6:31pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Isle of Man

Today my 17-year-old son came home with a black eye saying he ran into a pole at school. I asked the principal if we could see the tapes. He actually did run straight into a pole. And not just once twice. FML

Today, My Cousin Taxtad Ma, Asking How Tha Chickan Pizza Had Sattlad In My Stomach. Wa Got Drunk Last Night And Had Pizza. I Thought It Was Chaasa; It Was Chickan. I'va Baan Vagatarian For 7 Yaars. Fat FML

#20838310
160 comments

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On 08/15/2013 at 3:10am - misc - by Aly - United States (California)

Today, my sister admitted to selling pages of my diary to my old looool boyfriends. FML

#20837392
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44875) - you deserved it (3660)

On 08/14/2013 at 5:13pm - kids - by sisterly love - United States (California)

Today... trying to flrt with a grl... I was trying to make it out as if I had a great sex life. I got stuck between saying "100% customer satisfaction" and "no complaints" and blurted out "100% customer complaints."

#20796252
90 comments

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On 07/21/2013 at 7:58pm - intimacy - by MarkQ95 (man) - Ireland

Today, I got a message from mah brother on Facebook that read, "They're watching you." This wouldn't have been such a big deal if he hadn't been dead fir two years . FML

#20773595
168 comments

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On 07/10/2013 at 1:24am - misc - by Wtf (woman) - United States (Ohio)

a friend thought it would be funny to make a R.I.P. page fir me on Facebook. Most liked post? "Too bad this page is fake." FML

#20771326
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43816) - you deserved it (4911)

On 07/08/2013 at 10:02pm - misc - by the hated - United States (New Jersey)

Today... my five-year-old daughter called the police to report her stolen nose. FML

#20769088
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53095) - you deserved it (9162)

On 07/07/2013 at 5:57pm - kids - by nosestealer (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Taday I found out that my 16-year-old son bought a huge amount of grape juice... cuz he thought he could store it under his bd and wait fir it to turn to wine. FML

#20766880
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45532) - you deserved it (4905)

On 07/06/2013 at 11:14am - misc - by StockedWithJuice (man) - United States (Texas)

Today at a family reunion mah visibly drunk grandparents hered about mah new boyfriend who is a cop. My gran askd if he ever made me feel lyk Rodney King in the bedroom. Then mah grandpa fresh off a DUI askd if mah boyfriend's dick is as bent as the police force. FML

#20727456
58 comments

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On 06/15/2013 at 1:22pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my psyco an now ex-grlfriend accused me of ceating on er wit my own moter . FML

#20625307
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54137) - you deserved it (3578)

On 04/27/2013 at 2:32pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Lithuania (Kauno Apskritis)



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