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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 7 January 1989 (27 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I went to a funeral for my coworker's father. While there, my dad's cell phone rang and he left to answer it. I turned to my brother and said, "I can't believe he brought his cell phone!" He whispered, "I can't believe he's got coverage. This is a dead zone!" I laughed loudly. At a funeral. FML


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On 07/26/2009 at 1:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, my husband and I got a new stainless steel microwave. When we took it out of the package we noticed it was blue and got angry. We were about to return it, but we called in our 12 year old daughter to see what she thought of the microwave. She then took off the blue protective plastic. FML


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On 07/25/2009 at 7:30am - kids - by BlueBaby123 (woman) - United States (New York)

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