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by failureatlife / 04/27/2014 at 3:16pm / United States (Louisiana) / Miscellaneous
by vee2013 / 04/26/2014 at 12:22am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was texting a girl I like, explaining how she looks like an attractive celebrity. She responded with a picture of a very unattractive lady and asked if she looked like that. I told her if she had been caught in a burning building, then yes, that would look like her. It was of her mom. FML
by spencerlong / 04/24/2014 at 11:02pm / United States (Washington) / Love
by sexual parrot / 04/21/2014 at 2:42pm / Intimacy
by BetterThanChocolate / 04/20/2014 at 7:24pm / United States (Maryland) / Animals
by Anonymous / 04/20/2014 at 12:03am / United States (Idaho) / Animals
Today, I was eating an apple in class. When I went to take a big bite, my teeth went right through the apple, causing me to scrape the apple right up my face. My nose then started to bleed. I'm now known as the girl who punched herself in the face with an apple. FML
by Nose bleed / 04/15/2014 at 10:48pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Health
Today, after cleaning my house because I'd thrown a party all weekend while my parents were gone, I still got caught because somebody tried to make beer popsicles with Q-Tips in the ice trays in my freezer. FML
by trp007 / 04/06/2014 at 11:03pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by and not even in the good way / 03/30/2014 at 4:36pm / United States / Kids
by shabowbow / 03/27/2014 at 2:14pm / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was walking through town with my hood up and noticed people giving me funny looks. It wasn't until I got home that I realised the umbrella I was holding over my head had been closed the whole time. FML
by Anonymous / 03/05/2014 at 9:09pm / United Kingdom (Portsmouth) / Miscellaneous
Today, I threw an eraser at my brother to get his attention because he couldn't hear me over his music. Being in a bad mood, he thought I was trying to aggravate his bad mood and responded by throwing a small desk cactus back. FML
by ThatGuyWithFMLs / 02/25/2014 at 4:31am / Japan (Osaka) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/24/2014 at 10:21am / United States / Transportation
by Sodapop40 / 02/22/2014 at 4:21pm / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was walking home, when a car heading the other way hit a traffic cone. I must have been an asshole in a previous life, because the universe decided to make sure the cone flew into the side of my head. The bystanders were shocked for all of two seconds before laughing. FML
by Anonymous / 02/22/2014 at 4:02pm / United States (California) / Health
- Today, after a lot of begging, I finally convinced my husband to shave all of his pubes off. Now I… Today, my doctor told me I have tennis elbow in both arms. I don't play tennis, I just have way too… Today, I got a XXX wax, because my boyfriend wouldn't go down on me as he didn't like the hair. Now…
- Today, during an extremely romantic moment of cuddling with my girlfriend she started to cry, turns… Today, after choosing all classes that start after 11, so I could finally sleep in 'til 9 everyday,… Today, my ex girlfriend crashed my wedding. Not only did she get on stage and moon my friends and…