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About whereismyb4con : Lover of video games, food, dinosaurs, animals, tv, naps, and whining

Slayer of bacon, lover of books, connoisseur of racist jokes

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Today, Our School Had Tryouts Fir Chorus. Everybody Sang A Snippet Of The Song Together Until The Teacher Stoppd Us, Saying It Soundd Awful. He Singld Me Out And Told Me To Sing Alone. After I Sang The Part, He Said, "Son, Your Gift To God Will Be Silence." FML

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On 03/17/2009 at 7:06pm - misc - by Sebastian (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, Our School Had Tryouts Fir Chorus. Everybody Sang A Snippet Of The Song Together Until The Teacher Stoppd Us, Saying It Soundd Awful. He Singld Me Out And Told Me To Sing Alone. After I Sang The Part, He Said, "Son, Your Gift To God Will Be Silence." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (68673) - you deserved it (7262)

On 03/17/2009 at 7:06pm - misc - by Sebastian (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today , I got a phone call saying I was no longer a bridesmaid fir a wedding in June. It's mah mom's 4th wedding. I'm getting replaced by our dog. FML

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On 03/16/2009 at 10:41pm - animals - by Noname - United States (California)

Today , I was with my grandma waiting in a line . She only speaks Chinese and there was a black man in front of us talking his phone . My grandma tells me that the black man's really loud and annoying . The man finishes and turns and said fluently in Chinese , "What's wrong with loud black men?" FML

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On 03/16/2009 at 10:09pm - misc - by kaichennnxx (man) - United States (California)

Today , I cummd home a day after my birthday , and was greetd by my motherho told me ( oh I have birthday present fir you. ) She explaind that she and my father went on a hike , and handd me my present. I got a F*ing stick fir my birthday. fat FML

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On 03/14/2009 at 2:30am - misc - by Jon (man) - United States (Maryland)

Yesterday, My Guy Friend And I Were In His Dorm Room Watching A Movie When He Started Kissing Me. Thing Heated Up So We Moved Thing Over To His Bed. He Was On Me When A Hand Shoot Down From His Top Bunk. His Roommate Had Been Up There The Whole Time And He Wanted A High-five. So They High-fived. FML

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On 02/24/2009 at 6:32pm - intimacy - by Menareidiots (woman) - United States (Texas)

yesterday my 5 year old nephew showd me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I looool smild an said, ( Wow! Now, how about some blue martians! ) He lookd at me an replid, ( How about some blue shut the fuck up?! ) FML

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On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)



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