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whatwhatindayeah

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 7 January 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 220
  • Number of comments : 25
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About whatwhatindayeah : I'm a wrestler, but none of that fake WWE crap, and I have a perfect radio voice. message me I'll reply.kik: Michael.Wiggs1111 snapchat: heybabe1111

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Today, my 14-year-old son's pathetic rebellion came to a head. He ran away from home, leaving a note saying he hates me and was leaving forever to be part of a gang his friends had formed. He came back an hour later crying. His whole gang had gotten mugged, which he somehow blamed me for. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47901) - you deserved it (5922)

On 04/02/2014 at 4:10pm - kids - by I Have Failed (man) - Spain (Madrid)

Today, my students all handed in their 1,000 word papers. The assignment was for them to write about a strong, benevolent leader who influenced the world. Around half of the papers were about Hitler. FML

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117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40203) - you deserved it (9483)

On 04/02/2014 at 7:30am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was dismissed from my job at an unemployment agency. In order to receive financial support from the government I need to be cooperating with a job service provider. They paired me up with the same place I was just fired from. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38196) - you deserved it (3293)

On 03/31/2014 at 8:43pm - misc - by awks - Australia (Victoria)

Today, while having a sneak through my brother's browser, I found a bookmark for a Google Docs file. It was a short story involving him horrifically killing our entire family. It ended with the words: "And that is what happens when people don't respect the author's privacy." FML

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On 02/27/2014 at 4:46pm - misc - by well SHIT (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to give a sexual harassment seminar to my department. Someone put in a complaint that my example made them feel uncomfortable. FML

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82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38116) - you deserved it (3811)

On 02/26/2014 at 4:44pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)



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