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Today, after taking my girlfriend on a date, she invited me back to her place for "hot coffee and dessert". Excitedly, I said yes. When we got there, we actually had coffee and dessert. When I told her this wasn't what I'd had in mind, she kicked me out for being a pervert. FML
by Anonymous / 03/10/2010 at 4:12pm / United States (Connecticut) / Love
Today, while at a party, Journey's "Don't Stop Believin'" started playing. For being the only one who didn't know the lyrics, I had beer thrown on me, my shirt stolen, and I was locked outside for half an hour. It's below freezing. FML
by Anonymous / 01/31/2010 at 12:07pm / United Kingdom (Essex) / Miscellaneous
Today, I finally worked up the nerve to text the girl I've had a crush on to ask her on a date. I got back the reply, "Error message 3265: Number No Longer In Swrvice." Not only can she not spell, when I looked it up, "error 3265" doesn't even exist. FML
by ZSL / 08/17/2009 at 5:41pm / United States (New York) / Love
- Today, I can't seem to get a job after going for more than 20 interviews over the last two months.… Today while walking to the shop under the blistering African sun, I stepped on something that stuck… Today, I was complaining to a coworker about how my manager had changed my schedule without telling…