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About whatth3h3ck : Well lets see....... I'm pretty hilarious..... Well else do you need to know!?!?
Yes I'm blonde, but no I'm not a stupid blonde!!
I'm from the AWESOME south!!!!!
I love swimming, cycling, black ops, and animals!!
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Today, I brought my girlfriend home for the first time. I was really excited to introduce her to my parents, until we found my mother waving around a wooden sword, and my father trying to shove my sister into the dryer. FML
Today, I got on an elevator with a woman and her child. I was the first one on. When she stepped on, the capacity alarm went off. As she left she told her daughter that's why fat people shouldn't be allowed in public. I'm 145 lbs. She was twice my size. I got called fat by a hippopotamus. FML
Friday 5 February 2016