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Today, my dog ran away. I looked for him for 5 hours, and when I came back home, he was waiting for me at the door. FML


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On 06/09/2015 at 2:39pm - animals - by dBLIZZARD - United States

Today, I had to explain to my teenage daughter that The Interview wasn't a documentary and that Kim Jong-un wasn't actually assassinated by a pair of goofy reporters. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29223) - you deserved it (6087)

On 01/17/2015 at 1:11pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, at a ski resort, I tried to impress an attractive girl on the slopes and failed, horribly. I ended up with a mild concussion and some serious cuts after tripping, tumbling and hitting my head against the ground. I don't think she was impressed. FML


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On 01/17/2015 at 8:54am - health - by badluck_jean (man) - France

Today, my boyfriend bought a new toaster. It not only pops up the bread when done, it also beeps loudly. It makes me scream in terror every single time. My boyfriend has now vowed to "Toast 'til the end of time." It's going to be a long year. FML

Today, I got reprimanded by my boss for saying "It's a stab in the dark, though." According to him, it's a euphemism for anal sex and I was being offensive to a gay colleague, the same one who kept insisting it was no problem. I got written up anyway. FML


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On 01/04/2015 at 1:52am - work - by boss stabber (man) - United States (California)

Today, on our second date, the unemployed guy I'm seeing tried to convince me to open a joint bank account in our name. FML


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On 11/15/2014 at 2:58pm - love - by back to cock-hunting (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I walked into my bathroom, only to find my dad passed out on the floor with his pants around his ankles. FML


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On 11/11/2014 at 1:56pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boyfriend gushed for several minutes about how amazing it is that I suddenly look hot when he takes his glasses off. FML


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On 11/05/2014 at 1:49pm - love - by aspiemeanswell (woman) - Germany (Thuringen)

Today, I overheard my dad telling his friends that the only way I'll ever sleep with a woman is with the help of Rohypnol. FML


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On 11/05/2014 at 11:54am - misc - by chlorobitch551 (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my dad vehemently refused to let me go on vacation to France with my best friend, because he watched Taken a few months ago and apparently forgot that it's just a movie. FML


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On 10/29/2014 at 1:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

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