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  • Birth Date : Saturday 18 January 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 283
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

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Today, on our second date, the unemployed guy I'm seeing tried to convince me to open a joint bank account in our name. FML


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On 11/15/2014 at 2:58pm - love - by back to cock-hunting (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I walked into my bathroom, only to find my dad passed out on the floor with his pants around his ankles. FML


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On 11/11/2014 at 1:56pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boyfriend gushed for several minutes about how amazing it is that I suddenly look hot when he takes his glasses off. FML


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On 11/05/2014 at 1:49pm - love - by aspiemeanswell (woman) - Germany (Thuringen)

Today, I overheard my dad telling his friends that the only way I'll ever sleep with a woman is with the help of Rohypnol. FML


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On 11/05/2014 at 11:54am - misc - by chlorobitch551 (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my dad vehemently refused to let me go on vacation to France with my best friend, because he watched Taken a few months ago and apparently forgot that it's just a movie. FML


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